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IsabellaRose

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Everything posted by IsabellaRose

  1. So fucking guilty. My house was devoid of houseplants until my girlfriend moved in. She not only keeps them alive, she makes them thrive. The next poster can't cook a meal unless it's a box that goes in the microwave.
  2. granted but it changes fast and never stops making everyone around you nauseous - you are forever known as the human kaleidoscope. Wish: claws like wolverine
  3. Guilty, but not often or regularly. The next poster needs a hug.
  4. Granted, but it gets attributed to someone else, then covered and sampled so much that everyone forgets you and your fortune dries up and is short-lived. Wish: cake. I just want some cake.
  5. Fuck because it's all I wanna do (aside from have a little fun before I die)
  6. Fuck, because after she proved that, I want more
  7. Fuck even more to prove sex after marriage is actually BETTER
  8. Fuck because we're married
  9. Granted, but you're also a bullet electromagnet, so they stick to you and you end up a giant, immobile, lump of lead. wish - stretchy arms and legs like Mr. Fantastic
  10. Fuck because... god damn, my hero!
  11. Fuck because I don't think I ever fucked a god damn hero
  12. Granted, but only if you shower in someone else's bodily fluids. The power of invisibility
  13. Granted, but it also shrinks them to barbie doll size. Wish: The power to fly
  14. Kill to steal your wife
  15. granted, but there's a sign over your head calling it out so everyone knows and no one will gamble with you. Wish: anylength hair on command
  16. granted, but it's that crappy "astronaut ice cream" those little pellets they sell at carnivals and fair. I wish for gills to breathe underwater
  17. Fuck because he wants it.
  18. frightened trembling
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