IsabellaRose

Not guilty. Next person has a favorite sexy outfit they wear for someone special or to get attention in general.

hidden desire

Not guilty. It's practically my religion. The next person has already selected which animal they would be if they were to be transformed into an animal.

extinguished soul

I have been called out. Super guilty. Getting caught wearing the rubber gloves, hair up, holding various cleaning implements is such a regular occurrence my girlfriend wore yellow gloves and a janitor jumpsuit for Halloween and said she was dressed up as me. The next person has worn a gorilla costume.

unquenchable fire

inadmissible evidence

Guilty: Wake, Drink 1 bottle (I think it's like 24 oz) room temperature water, teeth/toilet/hair up, dress in running clothes/HR monitor, 30-60 min run (fast walk if my back acts up) outside, coffee, toilet (again), shower, dress/hair/makeup for work, (drive if I'm heading into the office that day), park at my work desk, more coffee (obviously), breakfast while catching up on emails/checking the schedule for the day. CURSES. It took me too long to type my reply. For sleeps above covers - semi-guilty. Depends on the time of year. Dead of winter, never. From this time of year until the chill of winter returns - almost always. I still fold the blanket down and sleep on the sheets, but I rarely cover up unless it gets cold. The next person has a strict bedtime schedule.

love letter

Guilty. To me it's all about writing a character, not representing myself, so I am comfortable taking on almost any role. The next person just doesn't get why everyone loves pasta so much.

It's not night yet, but yes I have, and I plan to again before the night is over, so... guilty. The next person is celebrating Mother's Day today :)

sexy llamas

edible panties

Guilty. I like that minty toothpaste flavor. But I also think they should broaden the spectrum of toothpaste flavors. Why do they all have to be minty or taste like baking soda? Why not bacon flavored toothpaste, or steak flavored, or appletini flavored toothpaste? C'mon, Crest... work with me here. The next person has eaten edible underwear.

black comedy

painted ladies

Mostly guilty. I was doing really well, now things are tight, but I think I'm mostly good. I'm not losing the house or the car yet, so that's a plus in my book. The next person wants to live on an island away from most aspects of society.

sexy time

Guilty. Insects and arachnids. I try to play it cool, but anything with more than 4 legs creeps me the fuck out. The next person has a really big tv.

Guilty, but actually stuck around to wait for the person. I watched a truck back into the side of a parked car, start to drive away, then the driver saw me, got out, and left a note under the wiper. I took pics including shots of the driver and license plate as he drove out of the parking lot. The look on his face made me think I should check his note, so I did, and it was blank. He must have pretended to write a note because he saw me and wanted the witness to just assume he did the right thing, I guess? So I waited for the owner, told them what I saw, sent them pics, and gave them my info as a witness. The next person just leaves their shopping cart anywhere in the parking lot like a fucking savage.

Stranger, guilty. For money, not guilty. It seems like more and more of my answers come from my less proud days. The next person has been homeless.

Not guilty. I guess I'm just not into sports enough to watch sports documentaries. The next person hates all these damned reality shows.

Not guilty. I don't think they'd have ever accepted me even at my best. The next person was or is in a band.

Not guilty, but I have unknowingly consumed spiked punch. Wowza. When you can't taste it and don't know it's there, it can really creep up on you. The next person was among the last picked when they picked people for sports teams in school.

fuck, because I'm sure we'd both enjoy it