WritesNaughtyStories

Color me both late to this discussion and intrigued by the idea of a card based sex fight. I can see how the mechanics could be adapted to using an endgame state as orgasm rather than 0 health. The trick being working your cards to get both (or all) sides to orgasm at the same time (same turn). I'd actually like to see this card game, never mind the PbtA emulation of a card deck. I can see the "Oral Expert Deck" and "Edging Enthusiast Deck" trying desperately to mill the Edge deck and stall the Oral deck.

Guilty. I can play the William Tell Overture on my teeth. Fuck you, Gong Show! Next poster is a pretty good cook, except for that one thing that just never seems to come out.

Not guilty. There is no song I can sing. At all. Next poster is a pretty good cook, except for that one thing that just never seems to come out.

Magda marked the lead Hive frame in the unit's heads-up-display and lined up a mass driver shot that would plow through the cockpit, hopefully killing the poor pilot instantly. The pilot was no more evil than the BioFrame they piloted. It was the masters they served - unwittingly - that were the real threat. The Union needed weapons and that pilot had one. She sighed and screwed herself onto Patune's gyrating tentacle trying to convince him to stand still. She had felt him in her mind since before she was born, Had spent more time tangled in his thoughts than she had her mother's arms - he listened and she nuzzled his sensitive nerve bundles, trying to soothe him. The lead frame suddenly changed it's vector, cutting towards Granite! "Flora!" Ya screeched, "Abort! Fall back! They're going to double team you." Her urgency surged through Patune and the massive BioFrame explode forward, bearing down on the Hive skirmisher as Granite's blades tore into its companion. "Scyllia! Carrier, now!" Magda ordered. With the grim predictability that only The Hive could muster, chain gun and laser fire from their heavier BioFrames began to wash over Granite and Patune. Granite's dense, armor chipped and smoked as the kaiju charged away from Scyllai, toward the defenseless outpost. Bullets tore into Patune. Armor and his thick hide seared and blood sprayed as the brute bellowed his fury. He snatched the smaller frame before it could clamp onto Granite. An arm sundered, metallic skeleton sparking as Patune cast it aside, the BioFrame's ichor splashing over him as his massive fist crashed into the core. The Hive light frame's armor had never been engineered to withstand that kind of force and his blow almost certainly reduced the pilot to goo. More fire raked over Patune and Magda could feel his bloodlust rising. She sighted one of the larger frames on the edge of their formation. "That one, Patches!" Magda ordered, pointing it out to the hacker as she targeted a joint in the big frame's armor. The mass driver hissed as the Gauss fields activated. The shot found its home and the Hive BioFrame went rigid. Now came the hard part. Getting Patune to charge the disabled Frame. "Granite!" Ya yelled, marking the dust-off point next to the disabled frame. "Carrier - we need evac before my friend loses his temper!" //Emily, it's to you to hack this frame. Take the boost //Rebecca: You have the Hive media drone. Roll +Provoke to see what kind of footage you get. //Patune, Granite and the Carrier are all going to be banged up after this encounter, I think.

Not guilty. I worked pretty well in groups but my military background gave me the ability to advocate for everyone to contribute. Next poster has a negative view of the military.

TW: Self harm Under the dim, orange light of the old basement bulbs the chisel drove into the wood surface of the workbench with a satisfying, rhythmic thwup, thwup, thwup then a quieter, softer sound. The manufactured toy felt the sudden sharp pain and accompanying ache as the chisel's square edge dug into the back of their hand. Dylan looked down, curious about how they'd missed that badly. It seemed to them that the should have hit a finger, or a knuckle, maybe between two knuckles. Instead, the flat steel was outlined in seeping, dark blood about an inch behind the web between their thumb and forefinger. Dylan flexed their hand, watching as the tendons moved, felt the bone grind under the sharp edge of the tool and squeaked in pain. They tried to lift the tool but found they had to wiggle it to free it from the bone. They wiggled their fingers again, watching through the cut as bones moved and tendons slid. Dylan wasn't sure if they thought it was cool that so much effort had been made to make them or terrified. They turned their oddly pretty face toward the dark window, hoping to find clarity. They were made for one thing and honestly, it was clear they weren't very good at it. Dylan sighed and looked back at their hand, Dark blood oozed out of the gouge and dripped onto the bench. They watched for a long minute as the bulb reflected in the slow, wet flow. There was no clarity there either. They should at least go see Robin - they'd promised. Dylan stood up and regarded their aching hand trying to decide what to do. There were bandages in the closet and they wrapped it up with the skill acquired by being a medical kit. Dylan changed into their new clothes, pulling their bikini tight over the slight bugle of their mixed use genitals. The walk was not bad if they went down the hill and cut across the beach. the beach seemed especially attractive now. Quiet, dark, abandoned. Dylan looked back at the empty house with a smile. Empty. Freak. It felt better than empty. It was not alone, It was true. They looked toward the house where the party was gathering momentum and walked up from the beach. Dylan fondled the baggie of tablets in their pocket as they walked up to a teenager they didn't know. "Um, have you seen Robin? Might have come with Charlotte or Velvet."

Guilty. A bar top, covered with spilled drinks and cigarette ash. Never tell me I won't do something... Next poster has spiked a drink or a punchbowl on unsuspecting people.

Define "been with", though kind of guilty. My friend has a Prince Albert and I have held, examined and explored it with my fingers but we have never had sex. Next poster has slept with a boss or subordinate.

Guilty. Shibari. Next poster has an unusual piercing.

As are we all, I think.

We're waiting on @roll to seduceto be done traveling so he can post the party starting.

So, that's an epic success (technically 8 is "epic"). I think it creates the aspect peak efficiency for the carrier for the rest of the scene and it doesn't take you long. Post it up in the game thread when you get a chance. However you describe the action that makes that happen is how it happens.

Not guilty. Gave up weed when Reagan was in his second term and quit cigarettes when Clinton was in the White House. Next poster wants to stop drinking.

Guilty, whenever cirCUMstanes permit. Next poster makes time to masturbate daily.

Kill, cuz I'm butt hurt about being killed.

Until I started this I didn't know they even existed. There is no right answer. Seriously, what you write will be fine. @WickedCadrach and I are both thrilled to have you join us. Enjoy it - it's a game.

Moving sucks so much. My heart goes out to you. Blow it off, it's the absolute worst, and write a crazy sex mech story with your internet friends. Unless, of course, you're being responsible and NOT letting your ADD get the best of you.

marry, because we've already fucked several times today, and I can't bring myself to kill Izzy.

foreign objects

Guilty, but aren't we all? Next poster reuses their coffee cup the next day without washing it.

Not guilty, but damn I have been tempted. Next poster has flaked on a regularly scheduled RPG night.

Guilty. Why you feel like you can just call me out like that? Next poster is a GM completely prepared for their next game.

Guilty, though for me, it's phrases. Next poster read this: "hooking up words and phrases," in that rhythm. IFYKYK

Guilty. Gluten free and vegan bananas pudding. It's time-consuming because you have to make GF vanilla cookies, but, unless coconut is a problem flavor or ingredient due to allergies, it's really good. I think the hint of coconut from the coconut whipped topping works well with the banana though. This is, in no way healthy, but is animal product free. With work, you can make vegan unhealthy too! Next poster didn't actually read all that. tl:Dr: gf and vegan banana pudding.

tiddie milk