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SMFoxy

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Everything posted by SMFoxy

  1. (At a Sperm Donation Clinic) "Steve! You're supposed to jizz in the pot!"
  2. (At a Drug Rehab Centre) "STEVE! Don't trade the patients drugs for sex!" Steve - "It's alright, it's just washing detergent."
  3. (Sexual Health Clinic) "STEVE?! Fucking SERIOUSLY?! You CANNOT have sex with the patients!"
  4. (At the Vets) "STEVE! You can't have sex with the patients!"
  5. "I learned everything I know from Scrubs/Doogie Howser M.D./ER/Etc." Alternatively "It's alright, it's not Lupus, you can go home."
  6. Hey there yourself, Erebian Ruler.I'm afraid I'm using all my pointers at the moment, but I certainly hope you can find something here to arouse your interest.Looking forward to having you around.Sweet Dreams~
  7. (ER) Don't worry, I learned this from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (or any given horror film).
  8. Welcome to Dignitas, how may we help you today sir?
  9. Changing your facebook (relationship) status.
  10. By text (SMS)
  11. (At a Sex Change Clinic) So miss, we have you booked in for a strapadicktomy? -OR- So sir, we have you booked in for a lopacockoffamy?
  12. Well played. I don't think I ever have. When was the last time you attended a party?
  13. Something like: "Once you pop you corn't stop"? Just now. xD When was the last time you read an online/webcomic (and what, and animated comics count)?
  14. (Stealing Whoreo's scenario) Doctor? If both of your hands are on my shoulders, what are you poking me with?
  15. What is the bare minimum requirement for a "rodents in my pants" party? It doesn't really matter.
  16. Granted. Dandelions. I wish I were immune to disease.
  17. The right to free speech. Fuck people getting all offended and shit. "Offence is never given, only taken." I have as much right to offend you as you do to be offended. If you don't like it, use your right to free speech to tell me I hurt your precious fee-fees. Be able to shock people with static electricity at will, or be immune to static electricity?
  18. Quagmire.
  19. Yeah, pretty much. ^^ Given how easily some of those criminals seem to escape? Sure, why not? Would you be able to turn into any material, but you could never again physically feel anything.
  20. Never until I read your post. Thanks a lot. lol xD When was the last time you watched a childrens cartoon show?
  21. (At an abortion clinic) Are you gonna eat that?
  22. A slight variation of Yes, No, Maybe. This game revolves around the basic idea of "Would you ______, if ______?" or "Would you ______, but ______?" More specifically, there exists a hypothetical button. If you were to push this button, x would be granted to you, but y would happen as a result. For example: "Would you want the power to fly, but everybody hates you?" In fact, let's take my example as the first scenario. Take it away, ED.
  23. Typos? What are typos? xP As simple as, do re mi, A B C, 1 2 3
  24. Time for a new one. Inappropriate things to hear at a medical facility*. *Please state the nature of the medical facility in your post.
  25. I don't really remember. Christmas, I think 2013, I made gingerbread? When was the last time you posted in my forum game, "Scenes We'd Like To See"? xD
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