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That isn't much of an unfortunate situation to me lmfao. Granted! BUT. Everything ends up burnt. Being able to perfectly peel a banana every time

Granted but the metal reflects light directly into your eyes regardless of your position in it's line of sight to you. The power to actually get a good night's rest every night

Granted, but only their body. Their mind is still gone. The power to make any game software work on any game system

Granted but it constantly tries to kill you and take your place. The power to always know where your keys are

Ah, the ol Dorian gray painting treatment Granted but you only become him during his Kringlesleep between Christmases. Enjoy Hibernation. I'm actually jealous. The power to eat all the Christmas cookies you want without a stomach ache

Granted but you can't eat anything you actually like The power to snap your fingers and cure any ailment in another living creature

Granted but they all have bizarre conditions determined by strangers on the internet. The power to control weather

Granted but only for one second, then they fade out of existence again The power to wring wet clothes perfectly dry with your hands

I'm gonna give you this mint and change your nature

Yup, this one will be pulling all the weight. - eying HMs -

Granted but only with kinetic energy The power to jump start cars by looking at them

Granted but only when you take them off and put on new ones The power to swim at unnaturally high speeds

Granted but only order for Uber eats The power to make trees that will always grow fruit instantly after it's picked

Be you. Do you. For you. In bed.

Granted but you can only make it blow in your own direction anyways. The ability to turn water into Baja blast.

This one can probably use heavy slam effectively

Egg bunny's job will never be done

Talent is a gift and a weapon in bed

"I didn't know I was so predictable before.", Noah joked at her comment about being surprised. Now, closer, their faces were basically side to side as they swayed with each other. He could feel Harmony's heart beating against his chest, even through the gentle press of her ample breasts. He looked over at her with a small smile, listening to how much she'd done and experienced since he last saw her. Beautiful, giving, glamorous, as always, but at heart a woman who enjoyed her peace and quiet, who sharpened her mind with a good book. He half shrugged and his eyes drifted upward a bit, thoughtfully, at her question about his endeavors. "Mm... This and that.", He said, leaving a lot open for interpretation purposely. "I did, though, just finish a rough draft for a new story. I'll give you a little preview..", He said, sliding the candy cane he still held hooked around his finger between Harmony's lips. "It's about a guy who likes this girl, a lot. They're practically inseparable. Great group of friends, they do well in college while studying different things, they're supportive of each other's ambitions... Things are great. But life pulls them in different directions, as it tends to do with people. They part ways, they pursue their dreams. To no one's surprise, they're both very successful over the years and life goes on. But, they never forgot each other, even through a few failed attempts at relationships...", He explained and twirled her again. As he pulled her back in against him, he continued, "Years later, the guy is passing through their old home town and he wonders if he can find that old friend, so he stops by where she works. It's Christmas time and everything is very bright and exciting, he's enchanted, really, but then he sees her mingling in then crowd from a distance, wearing a beautiful red dress and a dorky Santa hat. She's everything he remembered... She's more.". He chuckled a bit to himself, "... And all those familiar old feelings begin to burn in him again, until she notices him and comes to say hello, when he was too chicken to do it himself. They talk, and dance, and... Well, he knows that he can't stay long, and will have to leave by morning on business but...", He turned his head to face Harmony and look into her eyes, "... He would really like to spend the night with her.". He pointed upwards at greenery hanging above them, "I call it Under the Mistletoe.". His smile curled upward, just a bit more.,

Granted, but they lack what makes them useful, staplers have no Staples, stick notes have no glue, pens have no ink, pencils are mechanical with no graphite, etc. The power to sense when there's precious metals or stones nearby (in the ground)

As Harmony's hand delicately rested over his upturned palm, Noah guided her to the dance floor. There were such obvious differences between the two just in their mannerisms and style. The way Noah looked like he practically crawled out of bed and decided he was good for the day, against Harmony's well put together ensemble, looking absolutely perfect for the occasion. Noah had a carefree stride, almost like he was walking to music at all times, relaxed, whereas Harmony's movements were fluid and graceful, almost like she was floating. Still, here the two were, stomachs in knots like they were just out of highschool again, their hearts aflutter, their pulse pounding through their veins, after so many years it was as though they'd just seen each other yesterday. Noah shook his head with a grin at her commentary and turned to face her, his hand sliding around her side to her back to pull her close, her hand still resting on his own. A slow song was playing, which was a nice change of pace for them, considering the girl he caught a glimpse of at the bar a few minutes prior really going for it on the dance floor before. "There's never been another like you.", He said, looking straight into her eyes as he took the lead. Nothing fancy, just sort of moving slowly with her, almost as though dancing wasn't the point at all. Because it wasn't. "Cara mia.", He said in a breathy tone with a grin, not unlike Gomez would to Morticia. "So...", He began, "Miss Oberlin.", he smiled like he was ready to laugh, unable to shake that from his mind, "When you're not busy keeping this place from burning to the ground for Hugh, what do you find yourself doing?". Reaching his arm up to twirl Harmony, he pulled her back in after and leaned her back. The song wasn't entirely fitting for a dip, but he didn't give a shit. This moment was for them.

Fuckin OOF Did you find it in the wild or did you get it from someone else?

It took a long time to find a female

I was JUST about to say "Damn, I'm gonna have to breed this thing so many times..."