Cream Pies for sale!

"Hello Miss, I'm here going door to door on behalf of the world famous Globo-Sweets Corporation, a subsidiary of Bettys-Baby-Batter International, to offer you our new and dare I say the most delicious dessert to ever darken your doorstep! It's the new and improved Custard Cream Pie! Yes you heard me right, the Custard Cream Pie is back and the great folks over at Globo-Sweets want me to make sure every woman in the country has the chance to try this masterful bit of baking! We bring them straight to you, hot and creamy, just waiting to fill the empty hole deep inside of you! Don't believe me? Well then listen to these testimonials! Karen from Salt Lake City Utah says: "I just love how the creamy goodness fills me to the core!" And Suki from San Francisco California says: "My Sister walked in on me getting my cream pie and was so shocked she just had to have one herself!" Heck even the husbands are impressed, just take the word of Ryan from Gary Indiana: "My Wife, Daughters, and even My Mother just can't get enough of these Cream pies, it seems that salesmen is over here every couple of days!" So there you have it Miss, that many satisfied customers can't be wrong! So what's it gonna take for me to get my cream pies into you today?"

I really don't think this needs that much explanation, but I will because I'm cracking up laughing as I write this. Basically MC plays a somewhat overenthusiastic Cream Pie Salesmen, he's literally selling pies, but he seems to have a knack for double entendre, and he's pretty easy on the eyes. Who knows, maybe a lonely housewife decides she can't get enough of his cream pies? XD

YC of course would play the role of one of his female customers, perhaps she's a lonely housewife of frustrated single woman, looking for a thrill or simply bored with her current romantic life, so she seeks out a thrill with this fast talking pie salesmen.