I've been inspired!! But not sure how do....

[WetNoodle]

I got... what I think... is a really cool and fun idea for... bleh~ That's the thing. Not sure how to put this idea from thing in my brain to something to do. It's like somewhere between a forum game and a club. If I made it a forum game, Chad would just be fucking everybody. AND I'M SUCH AN ACTIVE AND RELIABLE CLUB OWNER. Though as an owner I just like to adhere to the motto "If you build it, they will cum."

BUT WHAT'S THE IDEA!?

Check it out!

Are you like me where you get loads of ideas for RP's, but a majority of them never get put into action due to... time... finding partners... or your partner never fucking replies *glances around nervously* or you see a shiny object and immediately forget?

And also... a lot of us like to consider ourselves... world builders. Character developers. We love that slow build to get to really know and understand our characters, let the tension build, so by the time it finally happens it's a dual orgasm for your creativity as well as your genitalia! But you know... there are those times when... you just wanna get in there... or be gotten into. Just do a "I am this" and "you are that" and BAM! Like a boot stuck in the mud. But we'd hate for our reputations as the fucking.... Tolkiens of smut to be tarnished by suggesting a *whispers* quickie.... within public and bruise our frail little egos!? OH HELL NAH!!

So let your local depraved crackhead Noods here help y'all out... It's like... set'em up and knock'em down. Or hit it and quit it. SO HERE'S THE JUICE.

You got your dirty idea that will never see the light of day. You write that bitch up and post it in.... *whatever*. We'll say club. Like a decent set-up. Doesn't have to be a novel... should hopefully be more than a couple lines. Give some background. Set up the character and the situation. Then let that carrot dangle. For a good time...

Then here comes THE walking, talking, Long Dong McGee who's all "What shall I do with this long dong of mine? Oh, what's this?" And there ya go. Again, no novel needed, but hopefully longer than a sentence. One sets it up, other knocks it down.

But OBVIOUSLY it would be a little more complicated than that. Only one reply per post? Accepting all cummers? Would it be just a thread of everyone and their mother writing their own reply to your prompt? And there's also taking kinks and limits into consideration. Add them to end of prompt? "Do anything you want except loud slurping sounds!" Have different sections for different things? It also has potential to get very messy. Not in the good way, either.

On the other hand, it could also be a great way to find good partners for that novel RP you've been waiting to bust out. Weed out the meeeehhhh's... or maybe not realize a certain person is a much better writer than you gave them credit for. I NEVER READ SUCH A MOVING DESCRIPTION OF A BUTTHOLE IN MY LIFE IT'S LIKE I WAS THERE!! I must have them for my epic masterpiece!

OR

IT CAN JUST BE FUN! Things we don't have to take too seriously, so  we're not all uptight about dinkus over there ruining our vision.

BUT IT'S JUST A THOUGHT. And if anyone steals my idea, I will find you, and I will put loose hairs on all your food. And you'll be like WHERE DOES ALL THIS HAIR KEEP COMING FROM!? And every time you eat you'll have to make that "Bwuehhh..." sound when you pull a hair out of your mouth. You know the one...

Or more likely I'll completely forget about this by tomorrow anyway, so meh.

OR it already exists and I get a message saying "Go here, moron."

Already tired of thinking about it, tbh....

Ooo, what's that!?