Borderlands 3

[LEROZERO]

Now...I love the game so much, I really do...

BIT WHY THE HELL IS THE STORY SO CORNY! 

I AND MANY OTHERS HAVE WRITTEN BETTER STORIES FOR SMUT! STORIES WHERE THE CHARACTERS ARE CONSTANTLY FUCKING, AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID TO WRITE GOOD SUCK THIS BADLY!?

[KazeRP]

Every time I try other borderlands besides 2. They just don't hit the same. I WANT to like others but I can get into them. I'm still holding out for the next one being good, but for now I will ride my meat bicycle withe Krieg...

[Moon Hound Hati]

BL3 feels like it was written by a bunch of out of touch millennials trying to appeal to zoomers.

"Streamers are popular with the young 'uns, right? So let's make the antagonists streamers!"

It also came out in the era where a lot of people in the entertainment industry put it into their head that the definition of a strong, female character is being an obnoxious narcissist that remains as such from start to end (looking at you, Ava).

The writing is also incredibly inconsistent. The player character/Vault Hunter literally doesn't exist in main story cutscenes... Until suddenly they do. It's like it was written by several people in different rooms who didn't exchange notes or have meetings to ensure the storytelling was at least consistent. It's like reading a novel and it randomly switches between first and third person perspectives without rhyme or reason.

Edited 3 hours ago by Moon Hound Hati