Tema

Whoreo died because someone thought he was a limited edition Oreo.

^ You're God Dammed Right I fucking Do. < Also likes Beef. V Has been on Chatroulette or something similar before.

Sing: "What do you, when you really need a poo, in an English - Country - Garden..."

3/10... I just can't even. That's perhaps one of the worst pieces I've ever seen. I mean... At least it's not monochrome, right? I don't get it, it's poorly drawn the proportions are out of whack, she looks like she's been hit in the face perhaps during childhood with a shovel and the is a lion anthro, Charmander with a Human cock? I don't meant to be horrible to the artist here but geezus. I personally don't like it, but strangely I can't do better.

NO! I CAN'T CHOOSE! DAMN IT! ... Er ... erm ... Pork! Sorry but Bacon wins everytime. Cannabis or Alcohol?

Yes it was... Erm. Geez that's obscure and I had to Google it which isn't against the rules it seems and rather defeats this game One Night in Heaven - M People - and I have not heard that song in fuckin' yonks. The room was completely black - I hugged her and she hugged back - Like the sailor said, quote - "Ain't that a hole in the boat"

The same thing I'd always do if Whoreo entered my bedroom. That I'll leave to everyone's imagination.

Zigzagoon Porn?

No. Pokémon are fucking dangerous as shit. I'm not even kidding. I like Pokémon and all but... See VSauce3: Would you push the button to cure the all medical aliments if it meant that everyone on Earth was subjugated to the new One World Government that has enslaved the entire population for the elites amusement and pleasure?

A very fucking long time ago and the only thing I remember about it was it was shit. I don't even remember what we watched, it was that shit. When was the last time you heard your country's national anthem?

What's the best thing you can say to someone who lost the American Erections Elections? Just-fucking-no!

Wish Granted... However you can only watch them on YouTube from the BBC ~shudder~ I wish people wouldn't jump to censorship for opinions they don't like.

^ I disagree, wholeheartedly. In six words exactly; what is the detailed meaning of life?

Jesus fucking Christ, dude If they see this on Google Search; we're going to get fucked really hard. Jerome: On second thoughts... Fuck you bitch, I'm going to be gay for your Ex-Husband.

Right. That's harassment and literally RAPE. I will take your fucking ass to fucking court, fuck face. The only way to deal with these idiots is to mock the fucking shit out of them.

This is a story of how the Teacher's Pet, became the Teachers Master. Disclaimer: This is not supposed to be offensive, if you find the scenarios in this story to be offensive, you should seriously consider seeking professional help. This is probably going to come of as rather "Fanfictionish"... That - is - intended. It all started, as with any other college experiences, at the beginning of the semester. For the Gender Politicians out there Chris(tine) was a proud and open cross-dresser, a self confessed "Trap" but he was a Male, and identified as such. At only five-foot-six (5ft 6") Chris was shorter than most of the males in his class, but it didn't stop him from applying himself to his work, as the weeks turned to months, Chris started excelling in everything his Tutor, Michael, threw at him. He was absolutely engaged with his tutor, always answering his questions, and had a fantastic teacher/student platonic relationship with the tutor for months. Eventually some of this friends joked that he was like the Teachers Pet, a phrase that was delightfully ironic to him, which always brought amusement to him. One day whilst conversing with his friends, the topic of Chris's sexuality came up, as one his male friends came out and told him "I'm not gay or anything... But I'd tap you." to which Chris replied without pause for thought, without any hesitation, in his typically effeminate voice "Believe me, darlin'. You couldn't handle me even if you were gay." The smirk he gave his friend, should have told his friend everything he needed to know. However his friend, Ben replied "Oh? I think I could" to which the challenge was laid, in the naive cockiness of it all. Chris ran his fingers through his hair pushing it back down his back as he looked at Ben in the eyes, his demeanour changed to a more stiff, darker person as he asked "I bet you wanna sink your fat cock deep into my hot, tight, ass - huh? To be as much of deviant, degenerate faggot as I am, right?" Ben nodded and boasted "Yeah, that arse of yours won't be so tight after I'm done with it." To which Chris replied "Mm... Sounds fun. But I'm lookin' for something in particular. I'm lookin' for a man who can take orders, who'll wear a collar and be leashed to my hand. I'm not a submissive bottom. I'm a dominant bottom." Ben was too stunned for words, Craig their other friend laughed and nudged Ben in the arm "That's why he calls himself a Trap." Ben looked at Craig before looking at Chris; the look on his face to Chris was priceless as he tried to look for ways of backing out and backing the fucking down. Chris saved his dignity, but only by having a little fun at his friend's expense first. "Aww; hun. It's okay. I'd totally understand if that's not your thing. I can certainly see why you'd want to fuck me over than the absolute skanks in our class." He turned to Craig as Ben feel completely silent "Oh~! Did you hear what Stacy tried to do to Adam?" Craig shook his head as Chris replied "The cunt tried to prick the condom, and not in the wrap it up and be safe kinda way." He said wagging his thin slender finger in disapproval "Disgusting behaviour." Ben then asked "If I can get you laid by a submissive top, which is what I assume you're looking for... Can I ... Just have sex with you, without the debauched stuff?" Chris turned to look at Ben and gave him a suspicious look, thinking it over for a few seconds before looking at Craig "Mm... Interesting proposition... What do you think?" Craig agreed before looking at Ben as Ben started to explain... But not without a enacting their Bro Code first. "First I want you two to promise that this doesn't leave us three, no one else will know about any of this. If my dad finds out I fucked another guy up the chuff, he'll fucking kill me." The two nodded before preforming their ritualistic three-way fist-bump, all three of them putting the fists in between each other meeting in the middle. Ben then explained "There's a site... Don't ask how I know about it. But basically if I can get you a date... I'll text you. All I ask is that you trust me and send me pictures of your butt or something, and I'll do it. If I can get you this kind of person, will you let me fuck you up the arse - none of that master-pet nonsense...?" Craig wasn't remotely surprised and as a happily Bi-Sexual man himself he said "I'll help you Ben, but I want a piece of your ass too, Chris." Chris looked at both of them with a bit of a suspicion and disbelief before he thought 'fuck it' and he nodded "Alrighty... If you two can do it, I'll put out." He promised, to him; if they could do it, his dream would have been realised, however if they failed then he wouldn't be surprised, and had nothing to lose. ... Act 2 ... As the coldest winter on record rolled in College was called off early due to a burst water mains which made for some interesting videos on YouTube, and pictures on Reddit and Imgur. Chris was sitting at home wrapped up in a 'Snuggie' as his sipped at his hot chocolate as he streamed videos through his laptop. His phone suddenly buzzed which he felt through it's vibrations on the sofa, he clicked his mouse pad to pause the video before picking up his mobile phone. It was a text message from Ben; and after swiping his unlock pattern he read the text which simply read 'Remember that thing we discussed in private last month? Well I found someone. He's a teacher apparently, very respectable, looking for discreet casual sex, he's single so you won't be a homewrecker, and most importantly he's a submissive top looking for a dominant bottom. He likes being spanked, and apparently already as a collar with a metal chain which you can use, he said he'll bring it over and he's coming at eleven, if that's okay with you. I've checked him out and according to his profile and the reviews from other users he's fully legit, none of that craigslist time wasting nonsense...' Chris couldn't believe what he was reading, frantically he typed back 'OMG-YOU-SO-DIDN'T!' After a few minutes he sent back a picture of a man, there was no face, but he was naked. The man adorned the collar in question and seemed to have a very respectably sized cock, by Chris's subjective view. "Christ all mighty!" He said out loud as he replied 'FUCKING AWESOME! I fucking owe you both, big time for this...' to which Ben replied 'Let us know when he's gone and we'll both come round for the night. That is if you're still on for the deal.' Chris replied immediately 'We're still on with the deal. I won't break my word providing this actually happens. Thanks hun! You're a star, give him my address.' When eleven o'clock came around, the door bell rang as Chris had spent the rest of the morning getting himself ready. He opened the door with a smile, however when he saw who was at the door his smile dropped, it was Michael, his tutor [Obviously]. Michael also seemed to be surprised too "Oh shit." He commented before saying "Err..." Chris reached forward before grabbing him by his coat and pulling him into the house before shutting the door behind him, Chris then turned to look at Michael and said "Sir! What... You're the Submissive Top?!" Michael tried to play coy, "Huh? What are y-" Chris rolled his eyes "In your bag... It's your leash, right? I can see the chain pressing against the bag, sir..." His tutor went bright red faced as he said "This was a mistake. I'm sor-" Chris snapped "Don't apologise! Fuck! I thought you were kinky but fuck! DAMN!" After the air settled a little Chris offered him a drink, and suggested something strong, seeing as Michael hadn't driven here. The two spoke about other things to begin with until Chris broke the ice, and started talking about the stuff mentioned over the text message, although he pretty much pretended that he was the one speaking to him online the whole time. Eventually they were comfortable at discussing their needs which seemed to be mutual towards each other. Michael had brought to light that like Chris he was completely gay. It didn't take long for two to start making out and playing around with each other before doing what they set out to do. The next day as promised Chris saw his friends and received them both, although he told them about who it was, to which Craig wasn't surprised - but Ben was absolutely gobsmacked, and didn't believe it until he saw the After Sex Selfie that Chris had taken. Over the course of the next few months Chris and Michael started seeing each other more and more, both in and out of collage, as if by inevitability they became romantically involved. ... Act 3 ... It was now May, and summer was right around the corner as was the end of the semester, tonight Chris was going home with Michael and spending the weekend there which by this point wasn't really that unusual. Michael looked up at Chris as Christ approached his desk, brandishing his messenger bag before putting it on the desk, like he usually did in these situations, he went over to the window's to close the blinds 'helping his teacher to lock up' as plausible deniability, as Michael went over to the door and shut it before locking it. The two turned to each other and met each other half way as Chris playfully pulled Michael by his shirt up close before reaching up and wrapping his slim, slender fingers around the back of Michael's neck and pulling him down to kiss him deeply. As they were kissing Chris took his hands away from Michael before pushing them under his shirt and running up his tutor's well toned chest which had it's desired effects on the pair of them. As their tongues battled each other their cocks grew harder and harder until they parted to strip each other down. Once they were both naked they resumed their deep passionate kissing as both of them wrapped one arm around the other as their hands joined each others into stroking off both their cocks at the same time. Whilst Chris's cock was indeed much smaller and thinner than Michael's it didn't detracted from the pleasure of their hot cocks touching and rubbing against each others, the kiss broke as their breathing was now heavy, Chris sighed as he closed his eyes and leaned against Michael "Oh yeah Mikey, that feels so good! Keep stroking our cocks together - just like that!" Michael continued on, for a few minutes before Chris pulled back and said "Now..." He said trailing off as he pulled away to get his bag, which he went in to get a bottle of lube which he put on the desk for now, and to get Michael's collar. Chris told him "On your knees, pet." When Michael obediently knelt down before shifting onto his knees, Chris wrapped the collar around his neck and fastened it up before grabbing the chain and pulling Michael's head over to Chris's throbbing cock "You know what I expect of you, darling." Michael didn't answer, he just reached up and took Chris's cock into his hand before jerking him off lightly, he looked down at Chris's cock as he kept stroking it off. Michael then lowered himself to where he was face level with the head of Chris's cock, still stroking in a firm, yet methodically. Michael's tongue came out at first to lick the sensitive head causing Chris to let out a small, almost inaudible moan, which encouraged Michael to keep licking, until he was enthusiastic about it. Christ leaned back onto the desk so that his arse cheeks rested against it but otherwise he was still standing up. Michael's lips parted ways as he took Chris's cock into his mouth which he then started working in and out of, letting any drool to slide down over Chris's balls, the way he loved it. "Ahhm~ Oh babe~!" Chris moaned softly "Yeah... Fucking keep sucking. Your mouth is so experted in so many ways..." Encouraged by the verbal approval Michael sped up slightly and soon it seemed they were both in their own separate worlds. Eventually Chris said "Oh fuck... If you keep going I'm going to cum... It's time you pleasure yourself and me at the same time, don't ya' think?" Michael pulled away from Chris's cock letting out a soft pop before nodding "Yes, master." He said before looking up at Chris with innocent looking eyes, before standing up to recieve the lube on his cock. Chris reached over to the desk and picked up the bottle of lube from earlier before pumping it out onto his hand and smearing it all over Michael's thick, long, meaty cock, wiping the excess off onto his own thighs before leading him over to where they liked to fuck. Chris went down onto the floor positioning one of his legs higher up as he used the chain in his other hand to keep himself up right, Michael came down behind him and just like the many times before and all the work they had spent stretching Chris out, he slid into Chris with extreme ease and wasted no time in ramming Chris the way in which he would only accept, Chris let out a loud moan as star's flashed before his very eyes. Michael's barely controlled passion started intensifying, and with Chris's free hand he started playing with his own cock as Michael fucked him and his hand came down either side of Chris and increased the speed of his thrusts until he was ramming as hard and fast as he could, his balls slapping against Chris's ass with every thrust. When his teacher began to really fuck him hard in the classroom, Chris could feel a very warm and full feeling was belting out moans loudly and proudly, practically screaming in ecstasy, almost like an animal in the depths of sexual lust. Chris jerked his cock faster as pre-cum started dripping out from the very tip. Michael had no intention on letting up and continued to pound Chris's ass -- mercilessly, and by now Michael was in a frenzy slamming into Chris's not so tight arsehole with full steam, Chris turned his head to look up at his lover as his cock started twitching and pulsating, "I'm gonna cum~" Chris called out, and as sure as he said it - he came pretty damn hard. === End of Story === (Big picture, I think you can click it to get a full size version) It's been a while since I wrote a Fanfiction-esk style post, getting to the frame of mind of someone who writes Fanfictions (As I have never) was pretty fun. It's early in the morning and I've been up doing all kinds of things today, and it was good to unwind with some unadulterated sex posting. xD But yeah... It was bad - again - Intended.

Glass, like humans comes in all shapes and sizes, and it's amazing, that once again something so delicate, fragile and beautiful is also quite dangerous. Permit me if you will to talk about a small story, and a cautionary tale for your pleasure and then I will leave you with two interesting facts about Glass. When I was a much younger, much more naive lad I'd always like touching the hot glass tumblers as they came out of the dishwasher. As a kid that loathed chores, the one chore I'd opt into doing was unloading the dishwasher, as they always seemed to come out like brand new and seemingly never touched, of course I'd love to put the first visible finger prints on it's otherwise flawless surface. One day I took a long stemmed glass tumbler out of the dishwasher, there was no other glasses, or even cups in the house as they were all being washed, eager for my drink with this hot class, I put it down on the counter and went into the freezer to take out some ice cubes and dumped them into the glass. It was a hot day and I was so thirsty, I knew I needed a drink and bad... I went into the fridge and took out what remained of the Coca Cola, twisted the cap off, and started pouring it into the glass, when all of a sudden the glass let out this massive pop, I heard it before I realised what had happened. The glass shattered sending hundreds, if not thousands of razor sharp shards in all directions, indiscriminately. I'd learn that that thermal shock was the cause of this, but it's an experience I'd never want to repeat again. The once perfect glass had to be cleaned up, blood was everywhere and the coke I wanted to drink so bad was now all over the place. I lost my favourite glass, and my favourite drink in that day. A lesson was learnt on that day, indeed. Now some facts: Glass isn't a liquid, this myth was actually debunked. Glass is in fact an Amorphous Solid. Secondly: The glass with the wired mesh in it isn't actually stronger, but it is (Generally speaking) fire retardant. Metal

Double post but then again last post was back in June, last year. Here's my desktop recently: I just recently started using Rainmeter again, good to see it's compatible with Windows 10

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