Whoreo

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Height: 5ft 11"
Age: At the time of writing this, 27.
Shoe size: 10 UK
Do you smoke?: Technically, yes. Cannabis.
Do you drink?: No. I had it once and I will NEVER drink again......oh that's something I wish I could forget.
Do you take drugs?: Only Cannabis.
Age you get mistaken for: Under 18. (I get ID'ed a lot)
Have tattoos?: Nope.
Want any tattoos?: Not particularly.
Got any piercings?: Yuppers. Snake bites lower lip
Want any piercings?: I'm fine with ones I have.
Best friend?: @Jordii~kins (He's 5ft 1) Friends for as long as I can remember.
Relationship status: Married to @Jordii~kins
Biggest turn ons: "Cross dressers who can pull it off"
Biggest turn offs: Anything unsanitary.
Favourite movie: Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special
FavouriteYoutuber: TL;DR.
I’ll love you if…: You're being yourself and that you're a nice person.
Someone you miss: My Great-Grandma (RIP 2009), Stoner since the sixties died at 98 years old.
Most traumatic experience: It's a tie between getting run over a couple of years back, and my old job with the abuse I received.
A fact about your personality: I'm hard to piss off, but no one likes me when I'm angry, unless I'm on your side.
What I hate most about myself: I have a Facebook profile.
What I love most about myself: My cock.
What I want to be when I get older: A father.
My relationship with my sibling(s): Pretty damn good. Except for my eldest sister...
My relationship with my parent(s): Close, they've been very supportive to all of their children. Except for my mum...
My idea of a perfect date: Anything can happen but if it ends with a fucking, then it's a perfect date.
My biggest pet peeves: I hate fucking identity politics - from both fucking sides!
A description of the girl/boy I like: Jordii is a little guy with a fucking ripper of a cock and an arse that doesn't stop.
A description of the person I dislike the most: My mother. A loud mouth know it all bitch who can't stop lying to save her life. She calls out other people for being "Fat" when I personally think she should look into a mirror. If you so much as call her our for lying you're a "Woman Hating Misogynist" and it's been like that all throughout my childhood. My eldest sister seems to have followed the bitch from hell's path. But the rest of my siblings and father haven't brought the bullshit.
A reason I’ve lied to a friend: Surprise Orgy party, which I was planning for him, before we were married.
What I hate the most about work/school: The fact that it's in London.
What my last text message says: "hey babe I'm coming back with fish and chips because I cba cooking and I doubt you can either lol you" - Jordii
What words upset me the most: Stupid people......such wasted potential.
What words make me feel the best about myself: Nothing I can say in polite company.
What I find attractive in women: I'm not attracted to women. That chapter of my life is long dead.
What I find attractive in men: Anything. The most attractive is traps that look like girls, but like hell they are. I also like promiscuousness. with men I don't care if they're fat, thin, unshapely, fit, tall, short, whatever. I cocks.
Where I would like to live: I'd like to move the fuck away from London.
One of my insecurities: My legs. I tend to wear jeans that are baggy, yet cling to my legs to make up for it. They're so nobbly.
My childhood career choice: I wanted to run a porn business... but at the age of 18 I became a male stripper, its a job that has mentally scarred me. 
My favourite ice cream flavour: Anything Oreo related... and I demand two scoops.
Who I wish I could be: I'm fine with the person I am.
Where I want to be right now: In bed with my partner, fucking!
The last thing I ate: Fish and Chips.
Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: Jordii. Him and his sexy miniskirts and thigh highs.
Political Leanings: Libertarian Centre/Right.
A random fact about anything: Love doesn't have to be just between two people. It works great for some people, sure and I will admit having more than two people does have its downsides, but so does monogamy. What I do isn't for everyone either. I understand this. Lastly; not everything about me is sex and anti-feminism. This was just unfortunate timing. Don't get me wrong, I love sex.

 Lotsa love for my girly husband (Wife) Jordii

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