Buio Banned

Kill, because ED has been too peaceful lately

Kill, because that hasn't been said in a while and I'm in the mood for Drama.

Granted but it always makes you just a little bit queasy any time you smell it. The power to record and replay the dreams of anyone I want

Granted, you receive a piece of paper with the word Science written on it. I wish I had an endless supply of ethically sourced animal skulls.

Granted. Just granted I wish I had some delicious ice cream

Fuck and make Mommy call me Daddy

Marry, he seems like a nice boy

Mating press

A bowl is at its most useful when it is empty... in bed

The downside is you can only talk to them on the time scale of plants, and lacking a brain they rarely have anything interesting to say. The power to get rid of your depression by instantaneously putting it in someone else's mind

The perpetual snd interminable power to make people horny, inversely proportional with how much you want to fuck them. Enjoy thanks giving.

Oof, feels bad man. Should come back with "I dunno mom, I think I must have let every big black bull in the state rawdog me for a month straight and still nothing to show in spite of gallons of virile afro cum just sloshing around in there. guess the baby factory downstairs is shut downor something. Shame." Basically, make them every bit as uncomfortable as they're making you And to answer the question: literally every day at my tradeschool. Hooray for being a canadian (too polite) with social anxiety (literally the last thing I want to do right now is explain to you white scandinavian teenagers why no, you can't say nigga while singing along to hip hop, but I'm the one black guy you've met all year and you'll never learn if no one teaches you so hoorayyyyy~~) When was the last time you were able to take a nice, long, warm bath and just feel the stress melt out of you?

You can change the colour of your taint at will.

About a month or two ago when I got obsessed with Cult of Dionysus. When was the last time you rediscovered a craving you had nearly forgotten?

I mean, if someone doesn't say fuck to Izzy, they're simply incorrect. But also marry because I like brainy women

The power to do very impressive things, provided no one is there to witness it

Like 8th grade lol. Technically had a slow dance partner at prom, but she was always trying to lead and going way too fast lol. When was the last time you were pleasantly surprised

when in doubt, though, google is your friend

note, however, that kemonomimi are typically no less than 80% human with the rest being animal features. so you can expect things like animal ears, tails, and rarely paws on mammal kemonomimi. fish or reptile/dragon kemonomimi will have highlights of scales along the neck, jaw, arms, and abdomen but mostly a fleshy, human body. Bird kemonomimi will typically have wing feathers growing out of their arms but their hands will be articulate claws. these are not to be confused with 'furries' which are essentially fully animals but with human proportions and statures. Reptilian furries are also known as 'scalies' and bird furries are sometimes called 'featheries'.

The power to know every 60 seconds if a minute has passed in Africa

The power to make anyone cum at will, at the cost of being physically incapable of enjoying sex.

^ is a bitch, is a boss < is a bitch, is a boss v shines like gloss (Reference)

^ is tragically right. I Just woke up from some of the worst sleep in recent memory < is laying in bed, catching up on notifications and wanting several more hours of sleep v is bursting with creativity

going away