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  1. Granted but everything else in life is also the sims style and you have a cruel omnipotent creator who likes to kill you in weird ways then reload your life to do it all over again. I wish I could eat nachos for dinner every day and not get fat.
  2. Granted, but you have to share that win with so many other people that you only win $1 I wish I knew all of the knowledge in the universe.
  3. Granted but life can't survive under the different spectrum UVa and UVb lights and the world ends in a terrible apocalypse. I wish world population for every species of life in earth was a consistent balanced number.
  4. Granted but you're not knife proof. I wish I was an amazing martial artist
  5. I was speaking for myself. Blegh. But in hentai you would be able to sense and feel everything the characters did. And that was an adorable wish. I don't want to corrupt it. But that's the name of the game. Granted but all forms you have to communicate with her are disabled. So you can only see she's online and nothing else. I wish I could control the weather.
  6. I can go to flatland and hentai land. Haha Shapes and sex, what more does a lady need. Granted but you can only go into hentai of fetishes you hate. Like scat. I wish I had someone who would let me sit in their lap and play video games while they feed me nachos.
  7. I could do that for the greater good. Granted but they all have to be food based wishes. I wish I could travel inter-dimentionally
  8. Granted but you only make $1000 your entire career and you've done hundreds of pornos. I wish I could cure disease
  9. Granted. But you have no mouth with which to eat it. I wish I could use telekinesis
  10. Granted! But you have no control over when it happens or where you appear. You could teleport part way through a wall. I wish I could shape shift. (I'll let other people play now)
  11. Granted. *Eyebrow wiggle* I'm teasing. Couldn't resist. Granted, but instead of being in a relationship you're severed into multiple sentient pieces. I wish I could see in the dark.
  12. Granted. But you're not actually see through. It's the kind of empty invisible that you feel when the girl at school you like doesn't know you exist. I wish I could control time.
  13. This sums up 90% of fighting rp
  14. Oh my goodness... MySpace chatrooms and it was some stupid sonic the hedgehog rp.
  15. Granted, but without those past mistakes to learn from you make new even worse mistakes in the future. I wish people could teleport
  16. Granted. But it's wherever you live. Your exact house/apartment. And they aren't driven to get jobs and contribute to the household. There are bum fights and homeless people sex everywhere. I wish everyone was a superhero
  17. Granted. But one of these peoples fondest desires is that all life on earth looks like animorphous flesh blobs with teeth and hair and genitalia. But we all have the same preconceived notions of beauty that we had before the cronenenberging Enjoy! I wish I could understand what animals say.
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