IsabellaRose

Granted, but only when you're asleep. I wish I had unlimited money.

During: Chanting while you're going at it, then taking a knife from the nightstand, "now just hold still while I complete the ritual..."

Granted, but you're stuck with me as a roommate. I wish a genie had to grant all of these wishes.

I'm breaking up with you because of that hairdo.

soaked panties

He was a fellow of infinite jest... in my pants.

weighted blanket

Okay, now while I'm on my hands and knees and you're inside me from behind, the dog's just going to jump up behind you and...

Hide in obvious places around his home, then stare, unblinking, not speaking, just a silent staring person who is suddenly gone the first time you look away, only to reappear somewhere else later (because I have some serious ninja skills)

Granted, you are always fulfilled by whatever company you keep, even if it is only yourself, but... now someone else is as lonely as you were and it's your job to find them and make them less lonely. I wish I had a place to live in a month.

I'm breaking up with you because you won't get up at 2am and get me a snack.

@maid lover - you forgot a question! As such, I shall answer my own and pose the same question again for the next person... I love all body shapes - well-muscled men and women seem so powerful, which is a huge -on for me. Toned but not muscular bodies are wonderful in their idealized way. No definition at all can give you the softest, most sensual bodies that I can caress for hours. But my personal favorite is probably small but well-toned muscles. I love a woman or man with some muscle definition but not so much that they look like buff Master Roshi. I like when someone takes as much interest in maintaining their body as I want to take in playing with it. So I pose my question again - Big muscles, small but toned muscles, or no muscle definition at all?

No one has been able to identify this thing I found... in my pants.

golden fleece

sour apple

Right, I figured it would be 3 different scenes, written one after the other.

Stone giant

meat stick

It would be fun to play a young, single mother, a nursing student, who needs to earn extra cash and works a part time job while going through nursing school. Her mother usually takes care of her daughter for her, but every now and then she needs a babysitter. So the quick plot I came up with involved her finishing her nursing training and being subject to @Rucio Natasha's new drug and whatever misadventures arise from that situation. Afterwards, she runs to her second job where her new attributes (leftover from the drug) get her into trouble with the accident-prone @Geoffb87 Michael and they both get fired. Heading home early, she finds that her new babysitter got her daughter to bed, but the effects of Dr. Natasha's drugs haven't worn off, and she puts the moves on @Geoffb87 Jonathan, trying to work off the last of her excessive arousal. The poor girl would wake up wondering what happened to her!

During: Your sister was right... you DO make the exact same face as your father when your orgasm!

No, no, not like that... you're missing the... OW! Not there... oh just move over and let me do it myself. Sheesh.

Granted, but it's made of balsa wood and paper and only painted to look real. I wish I had a servant to clean up after me.

Be aggressive

Granted... but then she runs off to put her mouth on someone elses' instrument. I wish barbecue sauce stains came out easier... or that six year old children didn't throw barbecue sauce covered food while tantruming.

Not Thicc, because I'm petite and slender and I liked it when that was considered hot instead of all these Kardashian butts. Big muscles, small but toned muscles, or no muscle definition at all?