I was a jerk to a guy hitting on my cousin and I'm rather proud of myself. I took my poor quiet cousin out for drinks last night and this guy was just relentlessly hitting on her. She was polite and kind in her dismissal, but he wasn't getting it. I asked him nicely to please leave her alone and he made a rude comment, so I went off on him. I let out a lot of pent up frustration and anger on him and he looked like he wanted to hit me. He got all red in the face and his eyes were huge, but then the other people there started clapping and laughing and the bartender asked him to leave. He yelled a few more rude things as he was led outside, but I just gave him a casual one finger salute as he was escorted outside. I got a cute little, "my hero," from my cousin. She acted like she'd never seen anyone stand up for their friends before.
When was the last time you did something naughty?