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IsabellaRose

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Everything posted by IsabellaRose

  1. There's snacks in there if you get hungry.
  2. Granted, but they're lower than even mine. I wish I had high standards.
  3. It's time we broke up because of that snoring... every night, like a chainsaw in bed next to me.
  4. I found the greatest love of all... in my pants.
  5. You gonna eat that?
  6. Dance, little monkey, dance! in my pants...
  7. Granted, but it is deafening; whenever you approach, your theme song drowns out all other sound. I wish I were a magician.
  8. After: "That'll be $2.50! You want fries with that?" *bonus points to whoever can name that movie*
  9. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills in my pants.
  10. YAWN... (and not actually yawning, but saying the word YAWN as someone is doing their best to please you)
  11. Granted. Rather than getting your wish you get all the twisted versions of everyone elses' wishes. I wish I had a motorcycle.
  12. May the force be with you... in your pants.
  13. Granted, but only when you're asleep. I wish I had unlimited money.
  14. During: Chanting while you're going at it, then taking a knife from the nightstand, "now just hold still while I complete the ritual..."
  15. Granted, but you're stuck with me as a roommate. I wish a genie had to grant all of these wishes.
  16. I'm breaking up with you because of that hairdo.
  17. He was a fellow of infinite jest... in my pants.
  18. weighted blanket
  19. Okay, now while I'm on my hands and knees and you're inside me from behind, the dog's just going to jump up behind you and...
  20. Hide in obvious places around his home, then stare, unblinking, not speaking, just a silent staring person who is suddenly gone the first time you look away, only to reappear somewhere else later (because I have some serious ninja skills)
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