IsabellaRose

Granted, you are always fulfilled by whatever company you keep, even if it is only yourself, but... now someone else is as lonely as you were and it's your job to find them and make them less lonely. I wish I had a place to live in a month.

I'm breaking up with you because you won't get up at 2am and get me a snack.

@maid lover - you forgot a question! As such, I shall answer my own and pose the same question again for the next person... I love all body shapes - well-muscled men and women seem so powerful, which is a huge -on for me. Toned but not muscular bodies are wonderful in their idealized way. No definition at all can give you the softest, most sensual bodies that I can caress for hours. But my personal favorite is probably small but well-toned muscles. I love a woman or man with some muscle definition but not so much that they look like buff Master Roshi. I like when someone takes as much interest in maintaining their body as I want to take in playing with it. So I pose my question again - Big muscles, small but toned muscles, or no muscle definition at all?

No one has been able to identify this thing I found... in my pants.

golden fleece

sour apple

Right, I figured it would be 3 different scenes, written one after the other.

Stone giant

meat stick

It would be fun to play a young, single mother, a nursing student, who needs to earn extra cash and works a part time job while going through nursing school. Her mother usually takes care of her daughter for her, but every now and then she needs a babysitter. So the quick plot I came up with involved her finishing her nursing training and being subject to @Rucio Natasha's new drug and whatever misadventures arise from that situation. Afterwards, she runs to her second job where her new attributes (leftover from the drug) get her into trouble with the accident-prone @Geoffb87 Michael and they both get fired. Heading home early, she finds that her new babysitter got her daughter to bed, but the effects of Dr. Natasha's drugs haven't worn off, and she puts the moves on @Geoffb87 Jonathan, trying to work off the last of her excessive arousal. The poor girl would wake up wondering what happened to her!

During: Your sister was right... you DO make the exact same face as your father when your orgasm!

No, no, not like that... you're missing the... OW! Not there... oh just move over and let me do it myself. Sheesh.

Granted, but it's made of balsa wood and paper and only painted to look real. I wish I had a servant to clean up after me.

Be aggressive

Granted... but then she runs off to put her mouth on someone elses' instrument. I wish barbecue sauce stains came out easier... or that six year old children didn't throw barbecue sauce covered food while tantruming.

Not Thicc, because I'm petite and slender and I liked it when that was considered hot instead of all these Kardashian butts. Big muscles, small but toned muscles, or no muscle definition at all?

stay cool

I didn't realize it had been exported abroad. Maybe if we give it all away to other countries we can finally have a year without the stupidity here? Agreed. Unpopular Opinion: Soda in all its' variations is basically just an extension of the "snake oil" salesmen of old... when they realized they couldn't sell you products to make you "feel better" or "cure all your ills", they decided to sell you happiness in a bottle instead. "Have a Coke and a smile!" - Soda is just as useless, even more unhealthy (hello, diabetes!) and they're just laughing all the way to the bank at the fact that most humans are sucking down the sugar/chemical water that is helping to slowly kill them all.

Zero Suit

Granted, but it's the kazoo and you can only play Enter Sandman by Metallica. I wish I were a musical instrument.

young guns

slutty schoolgirls

Granted, but they only want to talk about whatever you consider to be the WORST POSSIBLE MUSIC. I wish I could play an instrument.

I'm breaking up with you because you keep leaving crumbs in the bed after snacking there.

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