WritesNaughtyStories

Guilty. My mother caught me and the babysitter. Proudest moment of my life. Mother was mortified. Next poster has witnessed sexy time that they didn't mean to.

Not guilty, going back to the Reagan years. Do brothels offer senior discounts? Asking for a friend. Next poster has been to a brothel.

Not guilty. Both given and received, but never been pegged. Not really on my list, but if someone suggested it I'd give it a go. Next poster has smoked opium.

Not guilty. None of them were big events, but they were celebrated. Next poster HATES big holidays like Eid, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, etc.

Not guilty. Was diagnosed with food allergies a long time ago. Next poster has an adopted sibling.

Not guilty. Twice, maybe, in '89. This is mostly for the Americans: Next poster drinks sweet tea. For you non-Americans, imagine Thai te cha but without the condensed milk or spices.

Guilty but only when I have to. Next poster owns more than one dog.

Guilty. The next person has ignored their physical health.

Looks like the bikers died - PM me if you're still looking.

I see we have some new members, welcome. There is a new Challenge up for anyone interested. If you have ideas for Challenges, PM me or post them here, in the Discussion thread. Izzy's on sabbatical, so Challenge me is limited to yours truly, but I'm game. Our Stories is exactly that, share your story with us, fictitious, autobiographical whatever express yourself with words - purple prose is especially welcome. Questions, comments or complaints, please, let me know.

THE CHALLENGE A simple creative writing challenge - tell us about something: a person; a place an object either fantastic or mundane. Appearance, feel, smell - everything. Deadline Midnight (EST) Saturday, 31 August 2024 Limits 1 entry per person no strict word limit, but please try to keep it around 2,000 words- remember, everyone has to read these to vote Prizes 1st Place: 4,000 EcchiCredits 2nd Place: 2,000 EcchiCredits 3rd Place: 1,000 EcchiCredits

Jan thumbed open the hatch to the micro slot he and Siobhan shared. The Belter lounged at what looked like an uncomfortable angle, but the station's low gravity was far more normal for her than it was him. He gave her a weak smile - he'd been poor before but not poor in the belt. Poor on Mars meant something different. Here you could feel yourself being a commodity. Siobhan's eyes twinkled as she looked up. "Not long - I'm sure we'll find a can out of here any day now." Jan shrugged, "We better - I made shit today and there's hardly any kibble left." She flicked a notice to his handheld. "Fights tonight." Jan looked down at the announcement. "I dunno - in this gravity, I', not sure I could take you." Siobhan laughed. "You can't take me in any gravity, Jan." The Martian shrugged. She wasn't exactly wrong. "So - you fight?" "Everyone knows me." She pushed off the corner and bounced over to jab him playfully in the side, "It's good you're cute." Jan gave a bitter chuckle. Since leaving Ruby of Karur Jan had felt fairly useless. He barely spoke lang belta and was having a hard time lining up work on the docks. He was as good as any of them, better than most, frankly, but his Martian accent cost him far more jobs than his strength won him. "Doesn't do much good with most beltalowda." "Nope." She agreed in English then grinned broadly and added, "Im does na, mi dear. Amash im does mean kowmang wants fo beat to ass." Jan chugged through the creole slowly and, as he figured it out, shot a glance a Siobhan. "Great - so take a fight that I probably can't win, just because everyone wants to see me get my ass kicked. And what, you bet on them to win." Siobhan looked guilty for a long second before she looked up, "Not at first?" She asked sheepishly.

Later today, I'll get the overdue Challenges closed, polls up and will post a new Challenge.

Can I get a quick roo call of who's still active and interested in a re-reboot? If you have an idea for what your character will be, give that a shout-out too, please.

Why? The Fallen are running all over the damn place, just no one knows...

It can be a mishmash - Chaos doesn't care about who you were, only what you can do for them. One of my favorite Black Crusade characters was from an in-person game. He was a Dark Angels Devastator who was not aligned to Chaos. He was really just a mercenary who'd lost faith in the Imperium.

The original game focuses on Chaos Warbands in the 40K universe, Cultists, criminals, heretics, Chaos Space Marines, unsanctioned psykers and sorcerers are all welcome. In the original reboot I played a Night Lord Captain who became a sorcerer. Tzeentch (or maybe the sorcerer who he was studying under) turned him into a woman. All we have is heresy! One of the things I want to say to everyone is that by stripping away the heavy mechanics of the Fantasy Flight games, I want to empower everyone to fail interestingly. Lose a fight but get taken captive. Don't die unless you want to but we're here to create a cool story and some rough, shitty failures are rich fertilizer for cool things to grow out of. I would like whoever plays to find reasons to stay with the warband - lust, affection, greed, they give you cool people to kill. That way if someone loses a fight and The Dark Angels drag them off to transport them to The Rock, we can bushwhack them in the Warp and board their corvette while they try to seduce the Inquisitor.

I'm glad you think it sounds like a workable idea. Do you know the actual RPG this game is based on? It's not a problem at all if you don't. Any idea what kind of character you'll want to play?

I suspect we all will. Are we good with paring back the rules? I'm kind of leaning towards adapting something like 1d10+stat with results like: <7 failure, succeed at cost 7-8 succeed 9-10 succeed with style/bonus effect 11+ crush it Stats will probably end up kind of ripped off Apocalypse World and rank 0-3 Fight (Wich will double as dodge) Shoot Psi Personality (leadership/charisma) With 6 points to spend.

This is a right place. The Private RP bulletin is another right place - not everyone is comfortable in the public clubs.

It can be. Might be worth a post in the Private Roleplay Bulletin forum too. Maybe throw in some suggested parings or set ups too.

One of the things I'd like to entertain, should I be allowed to adopt this club, is a streamlined resolution system. Would anyone object to doing a way with the highly granular FFG system in favor of something catered to play by post, resolve it yourself plmechanics?