TaleTale
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How about we watch together?
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The ability to always know when people aren't paying attention to what you're saying when you talk to them.
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May I watch?
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Come on, you charlatan! Do you call that pumpkin the Pumpkin? Hey there. Saw you looking at me across the _____. Could it be you're a _____? That's pretty _____. Anyway, want to _____?
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Cool butt, bro.
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Did my Social Link with you just go up?
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Why can't we just hold hands and sing songs about how much we believe in him?
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"Where should I put my chewing tobacco? Want to just swallow it for me, or something?"
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That was bad, I'm telling my mother!
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The ability to tell when others are lying, but only when they're trying to be nice to you. ("No, I think your haircut's pretty cool.")
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Doctor, I heard eating avocado can make me come like super insanely hard; how often should I eat a bowl of avocado slices? It's not going to be easy, but I think with a bit of elbow grease and a bit of luck, we'll be able to get it done.
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The board is finally set! There’s absolutely no way the zombie horde can interrupt our board game night while the generator is still up and running! "Since I have a _____ on _____. You have to pay me 4,000 dollars. But if you give me _____ and _____, you don't have to pay me."
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Couldn't you use monosyllabic words?
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What are you trying to imply?
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And here we have the innocent Tier 3 Subscriber in its natural habitat. Clearly, it will not come out of its room any longer so long as the neighbor is stealing its money and girl. "Hey there, _____. How about you come over to my _____ and we'll _____ in front of my _____?"
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Lotta Johansson. (Because Lotta is a Swedish name.)
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Have you ever stopped to look at the wonders of Abstract Art? Just to have your organic soy milk latte snatched away by vile security personnel! "Sorry for what? _____ taught us not to be ashamed of our _____. Especially since they're so good size and all."
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Jenny's back!
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If you cannot handle an ant at its worst, how can you ever expect to then handle an anteater at its best? "Son, you have to believe me. They're putting _____ in the _____! I read it on Facebook. Son, please! Don't go! Son!"
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Abstract butt.
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"Thanks! Jenny, blowjob?"
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"Can bandit join?"
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"Afraid of commitment..."
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"Jenny, want contraception?
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Bandit offers gemstones.
