Wetnoodle's preferences.

Hello. I know... lately, it appears as I'm the incest/rape/drugs guy. But I'm down for about anything as long as it's interesting. What really gets my peepee hard is character development. If it's characters that are set in stone with their personalities who have the exact same drive to do the same things over and over... I'll get bored real fast. The reason I tend to go to the darker aspects of sexuality, is I'd like to inspire my partners to figure out how they're going to have their characters recover from, deal with, cope with such things. I don't get off on hurting chars in RP's, but rather the psychological effects it has on them afterwards. Not just the victim, but that attacker as well. I enjoy playing with dark elements not because I'm a weirdo, freak or sociopath, but because the point of RPing IS TO PRETEND. And doing these things is bad! And I would never do them! Which is why it's so fun to have an imagination and pretend! Separate the make-believe from reality and please don't throw backhanded insults cuz oh hey it's the rape and incest guy. I'm actually a very nice guy! Say hi sometime!

That said, just cuz it's my go-to doesn't mean I don't enjoy a passionate, romantic story as well. Or an epic adventure with a couple characters who don't get along, but over the course of their travels start to develop feelings for each other. If you got a good idea with some basis for char growth and development, come at me with that shit! I love brainstorming as much, if not better than the RP itself. Discussing ideas with potential partners until we create something together that we both will enjoy together... unF! That's fuckin' teamwork!!

I can do like... elves... catgirls/nekos... but prefer stories about mostly humans. Vampires and shit I can do. Pokemons, Beyblades or whatever... gtfo with that shit. I mean, you do you... get it, have fun. It's just not my cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot. Monsters, aliens as a plot device, sure. Sorry, no furries. Bronies, fuck off. Even on the fence about futa these days. Overused.

Also, if you come to me with incest... make sure it's full-blood, not of that step-malarkey! That's just offensive to us incest enthusiasts! Please have consideration for those of us who wish to enjoy our sisters and daughters as the great Spaghetti lord intended!

I have a couple clubs where... no one really does much... but feel free to join anyway and get some motherfuckers motivated. I've tried. Sort of.

Keep It in the Family is... you guessed it... incest club. Want to get it on with a family member? Stop on by and drop a request. Had thought of having an actual 'family' with various members as family members that we can RP as, but... yeah. Someday, maybe?

The Dark Urges can include incest as well, but also rape, abuse, drugs, blackmail and all that fun stuff. Go there to get your freak on.

And hey, I have one of these now!