Adventurers Wanted!

Pinned to the noticeboard in Willhaven town's main square is a sheet of paper, which is largely ignored by the local populace bustling to and fro through the market. As an out of town adventurer, though, you stop and read it - hoping for a lucrative new quest:

ADVENTURERS WANTED!

Brave warriors needed for a daring rescue. My wife has been captured by the Cult of Minds and taken to their lair in the hills outside town.

Payment will be 300 crowns per head, plus anything you desire from my shop. Enquire at Wivenne's Alchemicals & Apothecary for details.

Will you answer the call? Are you prepared to risk your life, your body, and your sanity for a chance at glory? If the answer is yes, read on...

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Hello! I'm a DM looking for one or two more players to join a dirty yet grounded D&D game with an emphasis on storytelling, character, and being horrendously outmatched at every turn. Women players are preferred, but not required. The kinks listed are negotiable to an extent but the campaign is pretty dark so bear that in mind. The RPG mechanics will be massively simplified to keep things as fast as possible (with the exception of timezones/busy players), so it's new player friendly! In fact, if you're an experienced tabletop RPG player you'll probably want to wring my neck after a few rolls (joke's on you, I like it actually). Message me for more details!