canonxoc Seeking Chris Redfield and Karl Heisenberg for BoW OC in story-driven RE8 RP.

• Heisenberg's a virgin. Yes, yes, he's outstandingly confident, the inveterate showman, extremely powerful, and no, I'm not suggesting any of that is a sham. But his options are basically, well, none. He and Alcina loathe one another, Donna is severely antisocial, and I doubt he thinks highly of the villagers, if he even notices them at all. And while that's not necessary to get his rocks off, to me he seems like the type of guy to not really think about it until he's interested in someone, which has possibly never happened. Besides which, chances are (given the whole lycan thing) he has a dick you'd more commonly see as a dildo from Bad Dragon, and he has to know that's not the norm given his experimentation on bodies. Okay, yes, he never shows that he himself is a lycan, but he IS the leader of them, and I'm assuming Urias was intending to be Heisenberg at the beginning before they change that up (given the hammer, coat, and other similar features). So maybe he's just a guy with a regular dick - I'm not picky on that point. But if you assume he's a lycan (which a lot of people seem to)... yeah.
• He also has the weirdest taste in food combinations - pregnancy-levels of weird. Pizza crusts dipped in soda, shrimp paste in ice cream, brownies in ranch dressing, that sort of thing.
• If Moreau was given time outside of that disgusting swamp - either in a dry cold or a dry heat environment - a lot of his tumors would dry up and he'd be in a lot less pain.

BYOP - bring your own plot or let's brainstorm one!

Essentially the same as what I've outlined above, except instead of Chris Redfield, it's an AU in which a younger Karl Heisenberg (SFW picture) slips free of Mother Miranda and out of the village, and tracks down the underground Umbrella laboratory where he finds someone astonishingly like him.

Once again, Karl finds his way out of Miranda's clutches somehow, and ends up... where else? In Las Vegas. Bright lights and big cities appeal to the inveterate showman (assuming he doesn't have panic attacks from the overwhelming stimuli given his rural upbringing and possible PTSD but that's for you to decide!) and he can manipulate every game in his favor with his powers. "Not cards! He can't use his metal manipulation with cards!"

No, but he can count them, because he's a genius.

Does he meet a charming card shark or waitress in a casino? Maybe an escort grabs his attention. But as normal of a life as he tries to lead, his secrets can't stay that way for long, and eventually they'll catch up to him...

Despite their better judgment, Chris Redfield and Ethan Winters teamed up with Karl Heisenberg and took out Mother Miranda. And now, they have to deal with the consequences: Karl Heisenberg is still alive. What to do, what to do...

For lack of any better ideas - or any other ideas at all - Chris takes him into custody, and before anything else can happen, he needs to be examined and samples taken.

Chris calls on one of his team, not one of the Hound Wolf squad but a lab tech he "headhunted" from Umbrella for her intelligence and desire to do right, studiously ignoring her protests that she's not a doctor.

However Karl gets free of Miranda, he's an exceptionally interesting study in biology. Whether he gets and stays free or not, there's very little chance he's walking away without getting a bunch of tests done on him by whatever faction either captures him, or makes him a deal he likes.

And in so doing, they take samples. Blood, hair.

Other things.

And maybe they're curious as to what may happen with said samples.

And he's left entirely in the dark, until x number of years later, he learns a startling truth: he's a father. There's a surrogate out there who was paid a lot of money and told absolutely nothing except that the donor was a scientist. And now she's raising his children in relative comfort.

Does he make himself known?

Are there people, people like Chris Redfield, keeping an eye on her and the kids just to make sure they're normal, and that no one tries to snatch them?

Does Ethan take him up on his offer, or convince him to help without the use of Rose? Does he go to Chris - or does Chris come to him - and he helps to take down Mother Miranda? Is he revived from his crystalline state by the Duke or the Hound Wolf squad?

Whatever the case, Karl is free, and he wants to keep it that way.

As a man of small places, he seeks one out to disappear in. One might call it a village much like his own. Probably in a more temperate climate - he's been in the cold all his life, after all. He seems like the type to want a change.

And in this smaller village or town or whatever you want to call it, he quietly makes a living as a tinker.

His nearest neighbor is a horse breeder, and he's always had a fondness for the beasts.

One day he spots one galloping across his property with a terrified child on its back - hers, if he's not mistaken. He catches and calms the horse before the kid is hurt, and takes them back to owner and mother, who is eternally grateful. It's a great way to make a friend. And, could he possibly hope, more?
Does he keep himself, his past, as hidden from her as he can?

Does Chris feel it's his duty to keep watch on a potentially hostile BOW, or to warn the woman what she might be getting herself into?

Chris Redfield fights monsters. It's what he does. But a lot of those monsters weren't always monsters.

Another outbreak stopped in time; a scientist who gave his life to make sure it was contained and easy to clean up. A scientist who became nothing but feral instinct in the shell of his body and had to be put down. A scientist who had a picture of himself and a pregnant wife on his desk.

It's messy to get involved in the ruined lives of those left behind, but for some reason, Chris is compelled to do so.

(Note that the widow will absolutely not like Chris to start for obvious reasons, and this will be an exceptionally slow burn with a lot of drama concerning Chris's anxieties, PTSD, and the widow's depression and grief.)

A young woman in the village catches Heisenberg's eye when she begins to dabble in clockwork and machinery. She's quite the tinkerer, and he begins to obsess and stalk her, unable to keep her out of his mind. Maybe even leaving her presents of tools. However, it comes to a head when he decides he must have her. He captures her and takes her to his factory, hoping to make her understand - and make her his.

Somewhat based off this comic 1 (SFW) and 2 (SFW). "As for dangerous..." doesn't cause the villagers to flee, or respond in any way that Heisenberg expects. In fact, before he can make them scatter, or kill them all to prove a point - they smile. Nervously, but still smile. That's when he feels pressure at his side, and glances back to see the young woman (MC) holding a ceramic knife against his liver. It's a clever plan, actually. What they don't realize is he came down to warn them of an impending attack - yanno, rebelling against Mother Miranda and all. With a smidgen of help from him, a few metal barriers placed down, the villagers are able to repel the attack with success and few casualties. He doesn't make it a habit, until he notices that traps are being set in the village. Not fantastic traps, nothing superbly out there and genius, but better than what the villagers have cooked up before now. Intrigued, he traces them back to their source - the woman with the ceramic knife, who, although she doesn't trust him, has been inspired by him to begin tinkering herself.

Super-sized bitch is always in need of new servants, and she looks exclusively among female villagers for that supposed honor.

On occasion, Heisenberg has to fix something in his 'sister's' ostentatious pussy palace.

What happens when he runs into one of the servants and finds in her something a tad more interesting than just a maid?

Alright, RE8 is what I'm mostly interested in, it's true - but lately, since I finally actually sat down and finished 7 myself (instead of watching a friend play through it), I've gotten keen on something to do with 7.

And no, I'm not talking Lucas Baker.

SPOILERS for 7 and its DLC, End of Zoe:

So, something has to happen to a body infected by the mold before it's considered well and truly dead. It has to crumble. Not just calcify - but crumble. Marguerite and Eveline crumble.

Jack never does. (Yes. I simp for a 57 year old Louisiana man. Come at me. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ)

Not only is Jack astonishingly resilient, in game it's discovered that his ability to reform and regenerate himself is notable, rather like Alcina Dimitrescu from 8. He can seemingly come back, over and over and over again. And the regeneration doesn't ALWAYS go wild - he becomes something more humanoid in End of Zoe, versus the giant mold-eyeball mass he became in 7 after several regenerations.

He also is the only one, aside from Zoe, to appear to Ethan while Ethan is being held on the boat in 7. And Zoe was able to be saved.

It's my opinion that Jack is not dead and that he could potentially be saved. He'd still be infected by the mold of course, but Eveline's hold on him was clearly less in End of Zoe (we don't know what his intentions were with Zoe and by the fact he took her back to the house, he didn't want to harm her and was trying to rebuild the family the only way he could think how to do so).

Thus I have three - well, two and a half ideas for him.

1. THE DOCTOR - The team that comes in with Redfield at the end of End of Zoe includes a young doctor that works with Zoe to make sure the cure is effective on her. She also manages to bring Jack back to humanity (oop there goes gravity), working with his regeneration and a constantly updated and changed Neurotoxin formula to force every last bit of Eveline from his system and bring him back to... well, not normalcy, perhaps... but close enough.
2. THE STUDENT - Now, we have no idea what Jack got up to in his youth, aside from fighting with Joe and joining the Marines and we know he "always wanted to own a bed and breakfast" by what he says in Daughters, so just go along with me here. Say he was a high school teacher in his ~30s. The events of 7 take place, with him being saved and cured alongside Zoe, and eventually he meanders back to Dulvey, only to run into a (grown) student of his.
3. THE DAUGHTER - Alright, this one is half-assed because... honestly, it's just an excuse for incest smut. As I don't normally do that, it might take a bit of coaxing for me to get into this one. My idea is simply that Zoe and Lucas have a younger sibling (I'd say somewhere in the age of 15-20-ish) and post-Jack's final battle with Ethan, Jack stumbles across her (Zoe having previously gotten her out of the house just as things were getting bad) and finds that her presence keeps him, well, sane. Preferably I'd like this to go somewhere more, but I don't have a ton of ideas on that front.