Perverted Mind Game!

[Big Beast Stories]

Figured I would try my hand at starting a game here, tried to make sure this was not started by someone else so if it is sorry and ill take it down (at least I think I will be able to?)

Idea is this, you are to come up with a perverted thought over a seemingly normal thing, object, concept, saying, whatever the last person picked. You cannot just say you just shove it in a hole and get over with it, for instance a easy one would be a corncob, instead of just telling that you shove it whichever hole you instead have to describe why you are putting it there, like how the bumps of the corn seeds feel and such. Responses do not need to be long and if you can make it simple then make it simple if you can. When you are done with making the response you then pick the next subject! Now for the first subject along with the format

Response: [Insert response here]

Subject: Alarm Clock.