A new pizza place opened up downtown. ‘Pizza Thot’ was its name and it was advertising itself as not just a nifty new pizza place, but a brand new pizza experience. Yeah, whatever, it was just some pizza place, at least… you believed it was just some pizza place.
It’s late, and here you are, sitting at your couch feeling hungry. You’re not feeling energetic enough to make yourself food and you could really go for some pizza… why not try out that new pizza place? You open their website, put in your order, put in your credit card and send, but it won’t let you. You forgot to fill out a required box. “Who do you want to be your delivery person?” The drop down box only gives you three options: Tips, Chef, and Pineapple. You pick Pineapple.
15 minutes later your door bell rings and you of course answer. Standing there is a very attractive delivery boy, the thing is… his dick is out. “Hello! My name is Pineapple, heard you ordered extra sausage~”
No scat, pee, vomit, smegma or growth
We can discuss or you can just immediately send a starter. Oh, and I don’t care what gender you are, as long as I can pound you~