Neptune

(A motto at Dignitas) "Dignitas. Do your family a favour."

(At the Proctologists office) "STEVE! That is NOT how you inspect the patients!"

(At a Sex rehab) "STEVE! YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH THE PATIENTS! Do you WANT to get admitted here?"

(At the Psychologists) "STEVE! You can't have sex with the patients! For fucks sakes!"

(In a ward, filled with Coma patients) "STEVE! You can't have sex with the patients!"

(At the Mortuary) "STEVE! You can't have sex with the patients!"

Hello, welcome to EcchiDreams! It's nice to see another roleplayer! I hope you find our Róleplaying Services fun to play around in, and we hope you enjoy them. If you have any questions, or need help, please don't hesitate to contact any of the staff!

Damn awesome, Wolfie xD "I'm sorry but, I just cannot handle your snoring anymore. Every night you sound like a passing thunderstorm."

Earlier today. When was the last time you played a game?

(At a medical research centre) "Have you seen the small pox? It's gone missing."

How not to break up with your partner This game is very similar to the game 'Things not to say during or just after sex.' But this time, you post about how you shouldn't break up with your partner. These can be from very simple to downright shocking. For example, "I'm leaving you for your mum. You'll still see me, a lot. In fact you'll hear me banging your mum. But I'm more interested in your mum than you."

(At a surgery) Nurse, have you seen my watch?

This weekend. When was the last time you read a good book?

Hello~! Welcome to EcchiDreams! It's good to see you, and I hope you're able to settle into our roleplays! If you have any questions, or need help, don't hesitate to ask!

Fried chicken, lol. To travel the world, or to live in your dream home but never leave it.

^ Both! xD Also, TL;DR for the win! Putting a cowboy hat on, before throwing a saddle on your partner before jumping on them and yelling "YEEEHAAWWW!"

Hello Jordii! Welcome to EcchiDreams! It's good to see you here~ If you have any questions or need help don't hesitate to contact a member of staff!

^ Oh man, nothing would turn me off faster D: Constantly talking about either your mother or father, during sex.

Our Terms of Service as been carefully created over the years to cover most of the problems we will bound to have on a forum such as this. It serves our purposes very well, and is tailed specifically for our community. The definition of harassment is not inaccurate. We use the LEGAL and Dictionary definition of the word harassment. Not the Pseudo-definition. I had a read of this CoC on this site, and I have to say that I do not feel we require it. For one thing, the harassment covers so many things that it stifles Freedom of Speech, which EcchiDreams is strongly committed to. Another thing, most of the things listed within the examples, are actually covered by other parts of our own ToS without infringing on anyone's basic Rights of speech. Long story short, I do not think this CoC is suitable with our site, and the values we hold. Please do not demean my position as the Community Administrator because of my gender. I got this position through years of hard work and dedication to EcchiDreams. I got this position because I deserved it, through merit, and rightfully so. Not because of my gender. EcchiDreams does not give out staff positions because of ones gender. That is quite discriminatory and sexist. We think that only those who qualify for the position should receive it. Do not ever make the mistake of thinking that I got this staff position through my gender, as that completely demeans me as a person, as well as the years of hard work that I have put into this website. I would have to say that I do not particularly like your side suggestion. For one thing, we do not allow for discrimination on EcchiDreams, no matter what the brush is. If we create a forum for 'women only' then we will discriminate against men. I will not have this; I feel it is unfair. If a forum opens for women, then one needs to be open for men as well. And honestly, once you start doing that, things begin getting out of control. Not to mention, you cannot enforce this (especially as people can put down a fake gender). If someone feels they are being overwhelmed, or pressured into something, then all they need to do, is approach the staff with their problem, who will me more than happy to try and sort it out for them. In conclusion, my answer is NO. I do not know Wolfie's opinion on the matter but I can take a well educated guess; I will leave that for him to answer. If 'being on the right side of history' means to follow that CoC and the ideology that it promotes, then I do not want to be. My policy when it comes to equality is simple. Treat everyone equally, no matter who they are. Your suggestion does not hold those values, in my opinion, and I will not change my mind on this matter. Kind regards, Neptune Community Administrator.

Welcome to EcchiDreams~ Our Community is small, but very friendly! Not to mention awesome xP If you need any help, don't hesitate to contact any of the staff. And, if you find any bugs, we would be really grateful if you could post them up in the Bug Tracker! That way we can get on top of them as soon as we can and it helps when dealing with the bug.

Hello, welcome to EcchiDreams! It's good to see you here! We have an entire forum dedicated to Roleplaying, the Roleplaying Services. It caters to roleplays of all skill levels, with a vast range of tastes and preferences. Take a look around, and settle yourself where you feel you would be most comfortable X3

Not long ago. Sabaton. Damn epic X3 When was the last time you ate an apple pie?

Hello, welcome to EcchiDreams. It's good to see you, I hope you enjoy your time here and the Roleplay services that we have. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask.

Good luck and get well soon!

Receive. Have no friends, but you have enough money and time to do whatever hobby you wish to OR have loads of friends, but never be able to do your favourite hobby ever again.