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IsabellaRose

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Everything posted by IsabellaRose

  1. Ain't No Sunshine, Bill Withers... I know, I listen to old stuff.
  2. I'm breaking up with you because you forgot to feed my pussy... cat.
  3. I'm breaking up with you right after we get back together, because I'm still harboring feelings of betrayal and I want to do to you what you did to me... but then once I feel like you've been taught a lesson I'll get right back together with you because... people in love do fucked up shit.
  4. I'm breaking up with you because I made a New Year's resolution to avoid attachments.
  5. I'd setup a day where everyone you know and interact with on a daily basis stares at you blankly and refuses to speak. Just blank stares. From everyone. All day. No speaking. Eww.
  6. I'm breaking up with you because no one else is responding to this thread.
  7. Shimoneta: A Polyamorous World Where the Concept of Monogamous Relationships Doesn't Exist
  8. Granted, but you don't play it well enough for anyone to want to listen. I wish I never needed another manicure and my nails were always perfect!
  9. After: "Well, I'm glad that's over. Can I get back to my book, now?"
  10. I'm breaking up with you because you keep drinking all my tea!!
  11. Send you weird puzzle pieces in the mail every day for a few weeks. Once you started to assemble the puzzle, you'd realized that the picture on the puzzle is of you in the bath, when no one could have been around to snap your pic.
  12. "Hey, while you're in there, can you poke around for my car keys? I can't find them anywhere."
  13. Granted, but now big herbivores (cows, deer, etc.) are all carnivores. Look out! I wish I was a better dancer.
  14. granted but it's just a statue of popcorn and you can't eat it I wish I never got headaches anymore
  15. That's too big to fit inside your vagina, isn't it?
  16. During sex (the hint that he might have the collection mentioned above) :"I call him Lil' Hitler, and he's invading your valley!"
  17. I'm breaking up with you because you're hetero and even though I think you're cute, it just wouldn't work unless you were attracted to me as well.
  18. white chocolate
  19. Master's orders
  20. Granted, but every fish you put in it dies I wish my house guests didn't miss their flight!
  21. I'd hate to hear him say (in a perfect emulation of Luigi's voice) right after he climaxes, "I'm-a Luigi! Number ONE!" although to be fair, I'd probably laugh my ass off.
  22. I was a jerk to a guy hitting on my cousin and I'm rather proud of myself. I took my poor quiet cousin out for drinks last night and this guy was just relentlessly hitting on her. She was polite and kind in her dismissal, but he wasn't getting it. I asked him nicely to please leave her alone and he made a rude comment, so I went off on him. I let out a lot of pent up frustration and anger on him and he looked like he wanted to hit me. He got all red in the face and his eyes were huge, but then the other people there started clapping and laughing and the bartender asked him to leave. He yelled a few more rude things as he was led outside, but I just gave him a casual one finger salute as he was escorted outside. I got a cute little, "my hero," from my cousin. She acted like she'd never seen anyone stand up for their friends before. When was the last time you did something naughty?
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