IsabellaRose

Granted, but all the people who join in participate around you but not with you, leaving you an observer and not a participant. I wish they would stop making Star Wars movies.

Granted, but as soon as you get it your account is locked out permanently. I wish I had a penis.

Granted, but you can only ever cook grilled cheese for the rest of eternity. I wish I could play a sport without getting injured.

orchestral maneuvers

emotional rescue

Granted, but you cause two more for every one you heal. I wish someone sexy was here right now to keep me warm and sex me up.

rolling stone

dragon scales

Granted but it is stuck in the hair around a rabid raccoon's butthole. I wish I had something delicious to eat.

dragon breath

game store

Granted, but now you're developing an unbearable one on him instead. I wish my mother would stop asking me when I'm going to get married.

My first roleplay was tabletop RPGs with my older brothers friends - old school Dungeons and Dragons. They kept trying to sleep with NPCs and eventually with my character. Then I started "writing" with two of his friends, which turned into sexual roleplays, which turned into assumptions that I wanted to do all that stuff in real life, etc. My first online one-on-one roleplay was probably on... Yahoo? either than or IRC. Then I moved onto IMVU, which was fun for a while, and tried Second Life but my computer was old and didn't run it well. Then I floated around trying to find other site. Elliquiy and Red Light District were my most recent, although Red Light closed. I think even my old tabletop days, my characters were more sexual than anyone else.

sexual violation

Granted, but due to an error in your virtual reality gear, you get stuck in the virtual world as a Level 1 Tengu Bard. I wish I could get cybernetic implants.

German beer

Granted, but that's because they just call it Barrymandering instead. I wish you hadn't forced me to imagine playing D&D with Putin Manson and the hosts of Fox and Friends ~shudders~

touch me

killer virus

unbearable ecstasy

loud moans

naked party

naked body

safety dance! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

Command word