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"You could blow me." Imran suggested, smiling. "I could," the older woman replied, her hair drifting in the lack of gravity like a shimmering basalt halo, "but I'm not going to." "Why?" He pleaded, although he already knew the answer. "I have work to do - go find Hannah or Manuel. They both love that pretty cock of yours as much as I do." "Yeah, but they're not you, are they?" She laughed as she drifted back and kissed him affectionately, "No. And they probably don't think you're as cute as I do - but, I have to go meet the clients and they don't." She pushed off the bulkhead and spun toward the locker to gather her uniform. "Go." She urged. "And miss this show?" He asked, chuckling softly as the older woman's naked for hung, weightless, in the small quarters. She laughed back and folded herself over, offering the newest of her spouses a delicious view of her backside. "Suit yourself, I guess, but if I were you, I'd go find Hannah, her little peach is much fresher than mine." "Not half as sweet." The ship's matriarch shot him a hard look between her long legs, "That's not true, and I may not be able to save your cute hide if she's hears you say it." He shrugged. "I bet if you ask her she'd agree with me." "She would," nodded the captain as she slid her underwear over her shapely legs, "but no one else would - me included." "Come on, Ka-Na, we've got time." She shook her head slowly, carefully to keep from setting herself spinning, "You have time, and even as cute as you are, I don't." He sighed softly and pushed off the bulkhead toward the hatch, "Fine." the younger man conceded, letting his fingers trail across her back as he passed. The matriarch turned to watch him go, grinning at his firm behind as he opened the hatch. "You're adorable, Tomas - but pants? The kids are on board still." Her young husband froze and shoved himself away from the door, ""I thought they were going to see Mia while we're here." "Haven't left yet." Ka-Na answered as she pulled on a dress that was impractical for working onboard, but looked the part of a merchant queen. Tomas pulled on a jumpsuit with the ship's logo on it and faced the woman that had brought him into the clan, "Where's Manuel?" "Helping the kids pack, but Hannah's probably in the cargo bay. She hates these guys and probably isn't much in the mood. They pay well, and it's an easy trip, so convince her - maybe double check how sweet her pussy really is. We'll all be happier for it." She said with a wink as she waved him out. "When I get back, well get all the spouses together while the kids are at their sister's." she called as the door closed.

As spring begins to dig it's way out of winter's cold, dark grave religious feasts celebrating rebirth have long been celebrated. Here, in the American Midwest, magnolia trees and daffodils are blooming as pale buds start to show on many other trees and, with Easter looming, resurrection seems a natural theme. The requirements are simple: something dead has returned. Tell me you zombie stories, resurrections, reincarnations and reanimations. Horrific, hot, humorous or hopeful, bring your dead back to life. Bonus points (maybe, I don't actually decide the winners, popular vote does) for putting the "romance" in necromancer. 4,000 ecchi credits to first place 2,000 to second 1,000 to third. Have fun and good luck. Voting will begin at midnight, April 7th.

I'm going to copy and paste this into a new thread over in Public RP but I love this.

Perhaps an initial glance across the train car and notice the cute girl with the cute skirt walks the same direction from the station? I feel like that leads to a montage of lunches with searching eyes hoping to see her again and looking away when they do catch each other - I should probably NOT write movies...

Hole-iday.

Not guilty by way of non-participation. The next poster is actually really good at giving gifts.

Guilty AF. Devout atheist - I have no use for any of this. I'd rather buy you gifts when I see cool, fun or interesting stuff and go out to dinner once a week than have all this mythology. Next poster has driven drunk and will likely do so again in the next year.

Guilty. The next poster will drink a pot of tea they don't like rather than dump it out.

I concur. There's no way for members to opt in or out. Even if there were list management tools, it would run counter to the community's ethos.

I've always thought an announcement system would help, but the site - and one of the reasons like it so much - is designed with an eye to privacy. There's no system to send a message to all the members of a club. The site admins seem disinclined to let us use the community news space for these kind of announcements as it's not actually about the community. Everyone posting a status on their wall as they submit a story or see a challenge announced is probably the second best thing we can do. The best being submit stories, talk about the difficulties and joys we faced writing it. The more active we are, the more interest out club garners. The more involved we are the more attractive our club. If we treat this like a virtual writers' commune, that's exactly what it will become. As for frequency, i think a biweekly challenge is plenty. It gives the managers time to think of ideas, people to come up with ideas and execute them. Here's my suggestion for a holiday challenge: Black Peter or Krampus. Krampusnacht is fair game too, I guess. Perhaps we do that now so the voting is going on for the 6th?

Which old hag, the one from Scooby-Doo, Where are You?

Not guilty. Watching is never as much fun as doing. The next poster doesn't floss.

I'm guessing asking is a good way to get it. Let me see if I can search up a few eager young lads. *checks his notebook* "Yep," he says, giving it a little shake. "There's as many as you need. But, since there;s the pair of you you could pull a reverse gangbang...." As an aside, how shocked would anyone be if I said I'd never played any Final Fantasy game? I did play the original Wasteland, if that counts for anything.

If this idea appeals to you - reach out to Perrie. She's friggin' awesome. Full disclosure: the only reason I'm not jumping on this myself is I already have 2 L O N G running RPs going with her.

This is not wholly true. You are mercurial. When you feel like you're on, you are factually magnificent. If not the best of us, very nearly so. But, and this is supposition, I think it's really hard for you to be less than Hugo-worthy. You owe us nothing, IsabellaRose. I'm confident I can speak for most of us when I say, "We love it when you share your writing and creativity with us, but completely understand when you don't."