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Yalagoth arrived late for the class, she looked irritated that she had to miss crucial time because of her living situation, she hadn't been granted a dorm yet so she was essentially homeless until one was situated for her. Her brow was covered in sweat like she had been sprinting prior to being there. She gave slow heavy panting but she had a dower look on her face, seeming to be in kinda a rush to get out of there and get things moving, giving a cold shudder as she turned in a sheet to Mr Von Braun itemizing the classes she would be taking which included potion making, human society , and swimming. She gave slight pants looking visibly irritated and asked if she may be excused. "I .. really need to go sir Im in no condition to stay for the whole class period." She said pivoting on her back foot and walking out quickly.

Look you a drama minor and I don't need that in my life....

Beat his ass in Street Fighter Alpha 3 for a few rounds when it's my turn to pick the game, because when I came over I said I suck at smash and he still picked it anyway.

The same thing I always do hang out with her while I'm half alseep.

Wouldn't that make it difficult to poop?

Have you tried touching your middle and ring finger to your palm like Spiderman?

Dose the title say "question only" ?

What make you think I assumed your species? Can't I just ask questions that I find silly and amusing?

Why are you a snake man?

Yancey

Where am I?

Yala patted Atmer's head @Thatannoyinggod reassuringly implying that he dose not have to worry about being meek. @Toshiflow" I just had a thought if there way a way to cover up that scale with something that couldn't spark the chemicals might come out on their own if I draw my jaw back, it may just be a matter of not mixing them to isolate each component, but this would be a harmless way to extract it. Which sucks because I wouldn't mind someone plying doctor on me,.. I mean this is a lovely party." She scratches her head. "Well, get back to me about this I should be signing up for your class." "Well I'm going to fly to a store to get cigarettes I'll be back in a few minutes." She picks up her little treasure pile of booze and puts it into her book bag, she leaves the group and the hall then goes outside to fly to the store. flapping her dragon wings and lifting off the ground she flew away from the assembly hall and into the city stopping at the nearest convenience store. when she got there she got her self some juice and six packs of cigarettes paying for everything with the silver change she had in her jar. She paid for everything without incident, the way her breasts looked and her tail tucked between her legs made it seem like she was not even naked just very skimpily dressed.

"I'm sorry it was ment to be some dark humor..I mean granted no that is a real thing, it's just I was hoping to kind of soften the blow I guess." She pat his shoulder" It will be ok I have to actually use my brain to tell that part of my body to do it, so it wont happen at all I was just trying to explain that." She saw that Atmer was a sensitive person and tried to be as nice as possible. "Mr Toshimura @Toshiflow Would it be possible to extract the chemicals from my glands? Which I wouldn't mind doing..If you give me extra credit in your class." She said taking another swig before turning her attention to Atmer @Thatannoyinggod "So, what classes do you intend to take that this school?"

"Yalagoth Vasradoc, more for me then." She double fisted the bottle of vodka and the bottle of whiskey now taking both back to back at a near constant rate. He gave a big grin to Atmer @Thatannoyinggod "You seem to be worried about me exploding, but actually I have two glands that produce a chemical. " She opened her mouth but not very wide to show Atmer the general area of where they are located. She the started to speak in gargled barely coherent words, then closed her mouth." Yeah that wont work, anyway there two glands that release a chemical when I rear my jaw back, they release and there is this grey is tooth over this sorta shiny scale. nd this acts as a primer, so as long is I don't actually like make the tooth scrap across the scale I'm fine, But If I do a I'll probably burn alive from the inside out..."She said taking another swig of alcohol.

Yala arrived back at the group arms filled to capacity with vodka and whiskey bottles. She set the bottles down on the floor carefully and looked over at the new person" They say that you are supposed to introduce your self." She said sarcastically" My name is Yalagoth, but you can call me Yala. You know what makes me open up and be more sociable is a lotta bit of the sauce." She offered a bottle to Atmer @Thatannoyinggod" Here take it if you want it, helps me feel comfortable in a gathering, might help you to." "Now it's time for me to get my drink on!." She said having relinquished the bottle she offered and grinned greedily at the other bottles wiggling her little fingers before snatching up a whiskey bottle and popping it open and chugging it's contents. "Mmmm this feels nice." she said before the wiff of smoke in the air started giving her another craving." Hey Zadria, bum me another one I'll pay you back!?" She said Glancing over at Zadria @Multiversal before looking around the well decorated Assembly hall she started calculating he cost of what it would take to make a place like this before looking around the room for something to do, this is a party after all but the lack of loud music and chaos started to make her feel a bit anxious. She began taking a internal inventory of what all she could do, like set stuff on fire as a party trick or get on the pa system and do karaoke. She shrugged thinking that doing anything too destructive might be more trouble than it's worth so he kept her restless spirit in check, opting to just roll with the situation in spite of being a delinquent at heart. "So Luther @Solomon, Mr Toshimura @Toshiflow, are there still openings in your classes, both of them seem pretty important in regards to how I can accumulate gold." She said before taking another swig from the bottle, but is actually only becoming more lucid and coherent a far cry from the weird girl talking to her self when she came into the hall. The booze seemingly causing her to refine her faculties and critical decision making as opposed to before. "My goal here is to work hard so that I may one day be able to afford my own lair and pile of gold to sleep on...also a harem. and I think networking with humans would be an all around essential skill, and potion crafting would make for a beneficial occupation as well as over all life skill."

Yala took the bottle back from Zadria with a shrug " Hey to each their own, personally I love smoking more than drinking but sometimes I neeeeeeed to drink..Kinda like now." Yala tilted up the bottle before she fully embarked on her quest for more booze. She strolled back over to the bar with a cigarette in her mouth puffing away at it happily and making smoke rings. She snatched up as many bottles of vodka and whisky as she could fit into her little loli arms and walks back over to the group she was talking to before. Walking back she inhaled and exhaled her smoke while not even touching the cigarette with her hands. She set the booze down now able to hold her cigarette between her fingers, she finished it off before tossing the butt on the ground for the janitor.

"You fucking hypocrite Luther, I'm just kidding nice to meet you. can just call me Yalagoth Vasradoc, I'm not very big on formality, but a class on human society would be good, for like networking purposes." She took the cigarette into her mouth and let Zadria light it for her, when she felt the cool layer of ice around her core a content smile formed on her face. "This is great thank you so much for doing that! I'm very interested in the variety of smokable herbs you have, wink wink" Yala said enthusiastically finally feeling comfortable after drinking and feeling this layer of ice around her core. "If you think this is a party wait until I really start drinking." She said to Zadria handing the bottle over to her while she smokes her cigarette letting out content purr from the taste of the smoke filling her lungs. "No it's ok, my fire breath is glandular, like if I started doing it right now I'd probably blow my self up from the inside but I have to actually send the signal to that gland to get the chemical process going." She hit her cigarette and listened to the conversations going on around the room. She realized that Zadria was close to killing the rest of the bottle so she removed her self from the group to gather more booze.

Yala saw the group of two humans and a demon, the smell of tobacco still emanating in the air even after the janitor had cleaned up the butts. She took Luther by the sleeve once again dragging him over to the trio. "Hey, let me get a cigarette?" She help up the third of vodka and shook it enticingly. " I'll share if you share?" She asked hoping to get a cigarette. " She couldn't help but over hear them talking about trying an assortment of tobacco and it peaked her interest. Having chugged the booze her demeaner went from nervous and introverted to more out going and willing to take to new people. Not even minding that she was essentially naked in front of people she had never met before, though her tail covered up any naughty bits exposed in humanoid form. Even her self consciousness of her dragon belly boobs didn't seem to have any effect thinking that people would not even sexualize them anyway and just think of it more as a bra or something. "I don't mean to be a eavesdropping bitch, but I heard talk of assorted tobacco, as a coinsure of fine smokeables I was wondering if I could get in on that? But if it was some kind of allusion to smoking pole, sorry I brought it up. Don't get me wrong I like sex as much as anyone else but I just strolled right on into this conversation so if I'm being intrusive my bad." She said her body soaked in sweat but now seemed lucid.

After the speech Yala head the subtle tapping of foot steps right next to her, they seemed to come from nowhere as if manifesting maybe three feet away from her. Her eyes widened when she heard him speak to her in a soft tone which sounded like he did not want to embarrass her. He asked about what she was doing her shocked expression turned to that of complacency, submitting to the fact that she had to explain what she was doing. She took off her sweat soaked shirt, it landing on the ground with a squishy smack. "Well I'm a dragon and my body heat accumulates, and this makes my scales very irritated, not as much as having to explain this..I mostly kid. Also the talking to my self my head will get so hot that my inner monologue will kinda fail me so I have to talk to my self to think." She said rubbing change all over her breasts which look like two round dragon under bellies. Her skin soaked with sweat her small spiked tail now tucked between her legs to act as a thong. Yala sniffed the air smelling smoke, she made a confused expression thinking that this was only an orientation meeting. Without her even realizing the room became a party. Her eyes widened and her mouth hung open ecstatically. "If this is a party then that means...BOOZE!!!.. sweet delicious booze!!" She took Luther's hand and pulled him along with her to the table where food and drink is served. She grabbed the vodka from the table glaring at the bar tender as if warning her not to stop her as she hugged it against her cheek nuzzling it" Oh my sweet booze you will save me from the pain of crippling social anxiety!!" She popped the top and started chugging it like it was a water bottle in the desert. "Ooohohoh that's the stuff momma likes! Anyway you seem very hungry your self? Do you need some help finding what you're looking for?" She said winking at him but not to entice him but as sign of trust.

Yala walked into the assembly hall looking groggy, with a harsh glare in her eyes and a stagger in her step. She had not slept well and her body heat made her scales uncomfortable. Lurking behind her eyes was a vitriolic pessimism, her paranoid mind constantly stirring about how uncomfortable she was in many ways, thinking that the apparent discomfort would make people uneasy around her. Her breathing was heavy in an attempt to cool her insides, now having to be around other people she didn't want to be so off putting, hoping that maybe someone would take interest in her and maybe even approach her for extra curricular activities. She found a spot in the crowd and reached into her book back that hung casually from one of the spikes on her left wing. She took a hand full of change and started rubbing it into her shirt the scales making a small clinking sound as the change rubbed against them. She let out a heavy sigh thinking to her self that she already made her self into the weird girl who rubs change on her boobs but she only really cared as far as how attracted to her they would be. She picked her spirit up and strode over to a corner where she could tooth her burning scales in peace, while her ever glaring eyes combed the room as her paranoia ate away at her very soul. She started rubbing the change in vigorously, the jingle of change getting louder now signing as she thought about how weird she must look." These coins really don't do the job I need some gold.. This sucks, I've only been here for five minutes and I'm the weird girl." She said in a subdued melancholy tone trying to keep the quiet as she talked to her self. She continued to breath heavily wincing at the fact that people can see her do this. She crossed her arms and made a big smile hoping to quell any speculations of her actions and essentially giving up on putting the fire out in her chest." Well I guess I'll have to move to Alaska if I ever wanna populate a lair." She thought to her self trying to come off as eager and enthusiastic like everyone else.

What are your teaching positions?

I'm thinking about a teaching staff member something in biology or philosophy, also are tentacle monsters acceptable as students(With or without human form)?