other creative writing Poems... If you can call them that...

[SMFoxy]

Honestly, this isn't likely to be updated very often. And it's mostly going to be Haiku and Haiku-like poems.
To kick us off, I have two (hopefully amusingly) contradictory Haiku to share, both of which were wrote today:


"Itself Explained" - SMFoxy, March 2017
This line is perfect.
This line is also correct.
Haiku are easy.

"A Few Too Many" - SMFoxy, March 2017
Haiku are difficult.
Fuck; that's too many syllables.
So is that. Oh, bollocks.

[SMFoxy]

Two new ones for you guys. Written today (the first one, you might recognise from my latest status):


"Quit The Game" - SMFoxy, March 2017
I can't be bothered
To write any more damn Haiku.
Fuck, this is one too.

"Keep Coming Back" - SMFoxy, March 2017
I've had quite enough
Of writing fucking Haiku.
Shit, why can't I stop?

[SMFoxy]

"From God's Perspective" - SMFoxy, March 2017
Get into Heaven?
You all just hurt each other.
Fuck all of you. Dicks.

[Pursewarden]

I write limericks based on what was going on during a D&D campaign I was playing and here's one:

There was a howling last night.
It gave the three of us a fright.

In our hast to retreat
We were anything but neat

And overturned the entire campsite