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Jordii~kins

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  1. lololol yeah it would the ability to keep urine in your body until you feel the urge to go
  2. wish granted but they will always refuse to work on whatever computer you try and run them on so that it turns out to be a colossal waste of money lololol i wish i could find the time to actually play the games i have.
  3. i do like the thought of a ribbon or something. some kind of reward or whatever. if it's even possible. but i got a screenshot the notification to show you do get it: although i dunno if that can be updated to say dreamer instead of member lololol i dunno if you spend anytime on the main homepage but i think it shows you the dreamer of the month there as well. and then there's the link to the app at the top but that's not something that's out there and visible.
  4. lololololol those are some hilarious screenshots. loving the Deacon one. i've never seen that outfit on him before! lololol
  5. i hope you roll a twenty... in my pants ;)
  6. and on that note; not by sending anthrax through the post either. that will get you on a few other lists, too. even worse? exploding anthrax. wooo!
  7. wish granted. you become a literal cunt. as in vagina. i wish i could be served a nice breakfast in bed
  8. the ability to cum in an instant... but it is uncontrolled and has a habit of doing it when you sneeze or get into a nervous/awkward situation.
  9. how do we even define death?
  10. heya! i'm not one for anime but i like hentai! ... not that i get a chance to see much since i'm so busy lol i'm here for the awesome and friendly ppl. hope you find your little place with us.
  11. welcome to this obscene place in the strange corner of the internet lol i hope you love it as much as i do!
  12. heya wabbit! nice to see you on the site! i hope you like the people here and get into some awesome rps.
  13. wish granted. foxyboi goes and shills somewhere else but you're aware of everything he shills about no matter where and when it is i wish i could win a nice free holiday, all expenses paid.
  14. "i'm breaking with you because you aren't a good biscuit pimp to me :("
  15. lololololol this is funny af
  16. heya! welcome to ecchidreams!
  17. shit dude i remember seeing all that shit in the news. this hurricane season has been insane. glad that you came out alright.
  18. "i'm leaving you because i have found my calling in life. sucking on peoples toes." lololol how many peeps can i get to upchuck from that?????
  19. cunt! lololololol well i'm breaking up with you because your shoes make this very slight squeaky sound whenever you walk on hard floors. squeak!
  20. this shit is getting crazy as fuck... .. in my pants
  21. i'm breaking up with you because i can't handle you calling me at 4 in the fucking morning! ~<3
  22. "sorry love... i'm way more attracted to your overweight, and demonstrably hairy father. i like them big and hairy. toodles~"
  23. the power to control electricity... but only attracting it and you arent immune to the shocking effects. so be careful near powerlines and in storms!
  24. "yeah, just stand there. yeah, perfect. just... just wait until the train arrives. what? oh, no, being on the railway tracks isnt dangerous. just wait there a few minutes the train will come by soon."
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