TheShyestGuy

Wait... Mineta is--... nice...? [Male playing Male for Any playing Female] A play focusing on my personal headcanon for Grapeshot! Yes, yes... The horny hero, the one who spies on women's butts... Minoru Mineta (or Mineta Minoru if you watch the dubs ) is a young hero-in-training with a diminutive appearance, a striking purple hairstyle, and a surprisingly deep history (in my headcanon). This play would involve Mineta (me) showing his true nature to one or two of his fellow students before ultimately beginning a relationship with one of them. (I will not do poly ships - please check my preferences sheet!) Oh, not just nice - he's a hopeless romantic with a complex towards showing archaic masculine qualities imposed by living with his grandfather! Hey, that's not canon! Shhh! The lore! [Covers Mineta's ears] Don't say such a thing! Sooo... Anything else? Well yes, but actually no. My memory of the show's canon is admittedly a bit fragmented. I have a bit of missing knowledge with regards to the earlier seasons, and may also unknowingly intersperse knowledge from after the current* season of the anime. If that's going to be problematic, I wouldn't mind trying to sit down and rewatch the show. * 7th, at the time of writing this.

The human will be-- Hooman will be mine~! [Male playing Female or Male for Any playing Male or Female] So, what's this play about? Well, this play will be starring a couple that is composed of a goblin and a human. They-- It's pronounced hooman! Silly hooman - hoomans should know how to say hooman! ... Interrupting me too now, huh? And I'm no "hooman" - I'm a Shy Guy; arguably the shyest one of them all. Gobbo has no idea what a Shy Guy is, but Gobbo wanna explain this! Okay, be my guest. Don't come crying to me when it overwhelms your tiny brain. ... what's a brain? Nono, don't answer Gobbo! Okay, so! Gobbo be boy looking for hooman girl to marry, or girl looking for hooman boy to marry! Gobbo is very cutes, and likes hooman a lots~! ... Can Gobbo have sex now please? (Actively kicking Gobbo out of the door) Where were we? So yeah. Either gobbo boy and human girl or gobbo girl and human boy. (For clarity sake, yes, I do mean goblins.) Come boink with Gobbo today~! Damn it, get your little squirmy ass over here, you-- (shoves them back out the door again) ... So yeah. Ask about the play if you're interested. I'd be playing the goblin unless a role reversal is explicitly requested. (muffled by the door in the fourth wall) It'd make Gobbo very happy... Shut up, you're not even meant to exist here. Edit 1: Fixed the title and added tags.

I <3 Gooning! [Game Master playing Anything for Anybody playing Anything] Is this really just a damn meme post?! Both yes and no. Yes in the fact that it is based on the idea of a meme, and thus also won't be seeing the light of day for very long, and no in that I do still plan to take the plot as seriously as I can manage to. This plot will not be actively bumped by me. If you happen to spot it and see that the title hasn't been changed to say that it's closed, be my guest in reaching out about it. Just be warned that this is mostly to see where engagement may come in from this site, and is also a massive deviation from the type of plays I will typically do. So... if it's not just some meme post, what's your plan here...? You're a modern day mafia boss, and it's your job to turn a load of gooners (played by me) into a bunch of bona fied goons - the old-timey meaning of the word - guys who aren't afraid to kill their boss's enemies at the drop of a dime, and would take a bullet if it meant saving the boss's life. Given that this is unfamiliar territory for me as a whole, again, I will say to come into this play cautiously. I cannot guarantee that I will satisfy all of your urges with this plot, and I don't expect to have all of my urges satisfied, either. With regards to my roleplayer preferences, some entries are altered for this roleplay specifically. Anything listed in the spoiler below which is in color has been moved, and its original position will be the color it is set as. Anything not in color remains unchanged. I hope this description will suffice for people. It's unlikely that I'll ever make a post like this again. Inspired by this certified cult classic meme.