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Why are you walking so funny... I thought you were just getting a massage? I don't think two will fit.

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Did that salad taste like it was going bad? Just two big dildos and some loose change.

What's the matter, Doc? What do you see in the x-ray? It seems long enough to me.

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How does Jay's Rap go again? Only if you promise to buy me breakfast after.

Who will you sleep with tonight, Your Majesty? Only if you shut the fuck up for five minutes.

No. As much as I would personally want that, I know it wasn't meant to be. I have to trust that things happen for a reason, and that I just can't understand that reason. Otherwise everything is entirely arbitrary and nothing really matters. Would you push the button to find the most perfect true love forever if your love forgot you every morning and you had to reintroduce yourself and rebuild your relationship every single day?

My all female team would include: Princess Diana of Themyscira / Wonder Woman (DC Comics) River Song (Doctor Who) Asajj Ventress (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) Moiraine Damodred (Wheel of Time) Angela / Aldrif Odinsdottir (Marvel Comics) Maleficent (Disney's Sleeping Beauty)

...three virgin sisters. They were involved in a contest, where each was trying to be the first to ___________.

I don't know; I didn't make the rules. I think it would be more fun if we had to fuck/marry/kill the previous three posters... like would you fuck, marry or kill, Godot, Isabella, or Kendra. In which case I'd fuck Godot (because I've been waiting for Godot), marry Kendra (because she seems like a keeper!), and kill myself... (because I don't want to hurt anyone else!)

granted, but your true love doesn't love you and you immediately get dementia, forgetting your peace of mind most of the time. I wish I could grow a penis at will

why would you try?

Oh, Kendra... the tongue lashing I'd give you... fuck, for sure.

last week... we had a contest to see who could present the weirdest porn. I think we all lost by having to watch all of that. When was the last time you gave oral sex?

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Granted, but you are never allowed to touch one. I wish I could stay young forever.

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Fuck.

Why would you stop so close to 300?

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Allow this picture to fire your imagination. Tell me what led up to this moment, or what's happening in this picture, or what happens immediately after. Tell it from a single characters' perspective, or give it a third person narrative style. Word Count: try to keep it around 1,000 words, but not a hard limit. Prompt:

Every time a challenge ends, I'll post the winners here. CHALLENGE 48: There was only one entry, so @Elena Ichinomiya is the 4,000 EC winner! CHALLENGE 47: Nobody voted, so I combined the total pot and split it up between all 3 entries (and rounded it up to make it even 2,500 EC each), so @StarlitSiren, @Blacking Your GF, and @NyxAvatar69 are all winners! CHALLENGE 46: As the only entry, @NyxAvatar69 is the winner! CHALLENGE 45: No winners, but prizes went to @WickedCadrach, @StarlitSiren, and @NyxAvatar69! CHALLENGE 44: TIE!! @MagnificentBastard and @NyxAvatar69 tied for first place! CHALLENGE 43: As the only entry, @FinalFantasyDreamer wins! CHALLENGE 42: @WickedCadrach wins, and @FinalFantasyDreamer takes 2nd place! CHALLENGE 41: @Reasoned WINS, and @WickedCadrach takes 2nd place! CHALLENGE 40: As the only entry, @gb87 wins! CHALLENGE 39: TIE!! @Minorikawa and @WickedCadrach tied for first place! CHALLENGE 38: @WickedCadrach wins! CHALLENGE 37: @MagnificentBastard wins first place and @SoftThighs wins second! CHALLENGE 36: @Kissa and @NyxAvatar69 tied for first! CHALLENGE 35: There was no voting as this wasn't a competition, but @NyxAvatar69 wins the bonus prize of 5,000 EcchiCredits for making the most entries for the month! CHALLENGE 34: The WINNER is @MagnificentBastard! CHALLENGE 33: I was a slacker and this was so long ago I just split the entire pot between the two entries from @Cheerios and @NyxAvatar69. Sorry folks! CHALLENGE 32: The WINNERS are @MagnificentBastard and @SataiRolePlayingGuy tied for first! CHALLENGE 31: The WINNER is @MagnificentBastard, and @WritesNaughtyStories came in 2nd! CHALLENGE 30: The WINNERS are @Elena Ichinomiya and @WritesNaughtyStories who tied for 1st place! CHALLENGE 29: The WINNERS are @SataiRolePlayingGuy and @IsabellaRose TIED! CHALLENGE 28: The WINNER is @Umi Yatsugake! CHALLENGE 27: The WINNERs are @SataiRolePlayingGuy and @NyxAvatar69 who tied for first! There were no other votes. CHALLENGE 26: The WINNER is @SataiRolePlayingGuy! CHALLENGE 25: The WINNER is @SataiRolePlayingGuy! @Aura takes second place as the only other entry. CHALLENGE 24: The WINNER is @SataiRolePlayingGuy! Tied for 2nd place are @Minorikawa and @Nan-Yo. CHALLENGE 23: The WINNER is @SataiRolePlayingGuy! Tied for 2nd Place are @YangYamanagi and @Aura, and in 3rd place is @Cute_Bro. CHALLENGE 22: The WINNER is @YangYamanagi! 2nd place is @SataiRolePlayingGuy and tied for 3rd place are @Minorikawa and @Goddess Aurora. CHALLENGE 21: The WINNER is @WritesNaughtyStories! 2nd place is @Goddess Aurora and 3rd place is @Cute_Bro. CHALLENGE 20: The WINNER is @Aura! Tied for 2nd place are @SataiRolePlayingGuy and @WritesNaughtyStories! CHALLENGE 19: The WINNER is @Aura! CHALLENGE 18: @Starcry WINS FIRST PLACE! @SataiRolePlayingGuy comes in second, and @Gangsta Moll is in third! CHALLENGE 17: @Starcry & @SataiRolePlayingGuy tied for 1st place, thereby taking the first and second place spots! @BigBadWolf & @Aura tied for third! CHALLENGE 16: @SataiRolePlayingGuy & @Starcry tied for 1st place! There were no other votes, so there is no 3rd place winner. 1st & 2nd place prizes will be combined and split evenly between the two winners. Challenge 15: @SataiRolePlayingGuy is the WINNER!! @Aura & @NyxAvatar69 are tied for 2nd place, so I'll combine 2nd & 3rd place prizes and split them between the two as usual. Challenge 14: @SataiRolePlayingGuy is the WINNER!! @Aura & @Lookin4fun are tied for 2nd place, so I'll combine 2nd & 3rd place prizes and split them between the two. Challenge 13: @Lookin4fun WINNER!! @MynameisAlly 2nd place, @Elena Ichinomiya & @Mr. Satyr tied for 3rd place. Challenge 12: @Gangsta Moll WINNER!! @Elena Ichinomiya 2nd place, @Durendal 3rd place. Challenge 11: NO VOTES!?! Prize EcchiCredits were split evenly between @Aura, @Cute_Bro, & @WritesNaughtyStories for entering. Challenge 10: @NyxAvatar69 WINNER! @Aura 2nd place. @Marious 3rd place. Challenge 9: there was no challenge nine Challenge 8: no submissions Challenge 7: no submissions Challenge 6: @Xeed WINNER! Challenge 5: @Aura WINNER! Challenge 4: no submissions Challenge 3: no submissions Challenge 2: @MultiChara69 WINNER! Challenge 1: -open challenge - no winners-

Oh no! I thought I'd already replied to this! A 10-word challenge is where I find a random word generator, like the one at https://randomwordgenerator.com/, and get a list of 10 random words. The challenge is to write a story within a word limit that contains all 10 words and makes them feel as natural as possible. Bonus points for using them in order. I've always considered any piece where I have to go back to find one of the words because it fil so seamlessly that I missed it to earn even more bonus points. It's a silly challenge, but it forces me to think creatively and try things I wouldn't otherwise.