IsabellaRose

quirt

PIZZA! but with veggie toppings so I don't feel like I'm cheating by not having a salad. beer or wine?

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak... in my pants.

You have had a full training session on how to have training sessions. I wish people were less judgmental about polyamory.

fingering, assuming it's being done to me anal beads or butt plug?

ochlophilia

lil peck

jack off

To you: Oh my God, I have got to call my mother and tell her all about you. You just keep doing what you're doing, yeah baby, like that. picks up phone, dials, waits while it rings, nodding at you as if offering encouragement. Into phone: Hi, Ma? Ma? MA!? It's me, Izzy. Oh my God, I've got to tell you about my date. How'd it go? It's still going. He's a stallion, this one. Just fucks like a MACHINE. Oh yeah, dinner was nice. A salad. No I didn't pig out in front of him. I ATE A SALAD. Jesus, Mom. What do you think I am? Hang on, I think he wants to say something... To you: You okay, baby? No, no, keep going, you're doing a bang up job. Top notch. Into phone: He's okay, Ma. Just needed some encouragement. (whispering) I think he's losing steam. No, he's got a fine penis. It's FINE. Oh, hang on, I think he needs me again. To you: Everything okay? No, no, your penis is magnificent. I just don't want to oversell you to my mother. Whispers into phone: Maybe some insecurity issues, worried about his penis. No. No, there is absolutely no way. ... Fine. To you: my mother wants to talk to you..

joshua tree

maple syrup

Tom Thumb

I'm breaking up with you because I need more sex from you multiple times per hour. It's too much, I know... I guess I need a harem.

part-time lover

pint sized

venomous bite

I'm breaking up with you because of all those wet noodles you sleep with.

contractual obligation

anti-social

Great, now I want tacos.

Maybe you should start the ball rolling and tell us what you're wearing, including panty type.

I don't know how much gentleness you can expect from a chick wearing a burlap sack.

I want that afro all up in my burlap sack.

I'm just wearing a burlap sack with burlap sack panties and tissue boxes for shoes. super sexy.

solemn promise