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IsabellaRose

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  1. I didn't realize it had been exported abroad. Maybe if we give it all away to other countries we can finally have a year without the stupidity here? Agreed. Unpopular Opinion: Soda in all its' variations is basically just an extension of the "snake oil" salesmen of old... when they realized they couldn't sell you products to make you "feel better" or "cure all your ills", they decided to sell you happiness in a bottle instead. "Have a Coke and a smile!" - Soda is just as useless, even more unhealthy (hello, diabetes!) and they're just laughing all the way to the bank at the fact that most humans are sucking down the sugar/chemical water that is helping to slowly kill them all.
  2. Granted, but it's the kazoo and you can only play Enter Sandman by Metallica. I wish I were a musical instrument.
  3. slutty schoolgirls
  4. Granted, but they only want to talk about whatever you consider to be the WORST POSSIBLE MUSIC. I wish I could play an instrument.
  5. I'm breaking up with you because you keep leaving crumbs in the bed after snacking there.
  6. Wonder Twin powers... ACTIVATE!
  7. Granted, but only for 20 seconds, just long enough to tease you with their dulcet tones. I wish for a professional chef to cook for me.
  8. Did I tell you my Aunt Bertha died in this bed?
  9. Granted, you have an unlimited supply of headphones... with only one side working. I wish for a new car!
  10. Did you know the ceiling needs to be painted?
  11. Granted. No corruption. I'm all yours. I wish those fire giants were well hung and ready for a threesome.
  12. (great for one night stands) PUT A BABY IN ME!
  13. Granted, but instead it's shaped like an oceanliner and takes up as much space. I wish for hot new neighbors (the apartment across the hall just emptied out!)
  14. Arthurian Knights
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