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I thought it would be fun to talk about the worst sex we ever had. I'm talking consensual, everyone was into it, and when it was all said and done you look up at the ceiling and you're like "....that was terrible." For the virgins among us, you can do worst date, or worst masturbation experience, this will kinda be a gun free form thing where we can all laugh at ourselves a bit! ‐----- So I'll start this show! With what I thought... was going to be the best experience, turned out to be my top 3. (That's right, I got 3 stories to share but I'm only going to do one for now.) Okay, so when I was younger there was this girl I

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Oh boy. First of all, let me just compliment the fact that everything was done right. Going down like the hero your name suggests, wearing a condom (if you're reading this I'm looking right at you, btw ) and trying to make the situation more exciting when there wasn't really any reciprocated passion. Siiiiiigh y'know, I've had a lot of really bad times, but the worst time was the first time with my kid's mom. Now, I feel like I don't have the same urges as other dudes, especially at that age. I had my whore phase after having my heart broken by someone I still think about to this day and I feel like it got so bad that my brain was like

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Sixty Nine (how could I resist?)