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[Elena Ichinomiya]

No i'm not gonna put video about review things with my face in the corner acting hot. All people already done it and i don't plan to do it because my internet is sucks, unreliable, and not to mention my laptop is not coolest fridge to have around. I'm not gonna bring name here or even country name where this happen. Feel free to think this as fake news because i honestly want you to think so. Some of it may cause uneasiness. But i warn you though, most of this involve IRL situation than meme. Don't bother to correct the headline, it was intentional.

1. Fistfight For Adult Kinder : Have you ever got involved in theatrics play where you wear costume of animal or even trees back in kindergarten where your parent also come to watch, giving you boost of confidence and it end up as burden instead? Unfortunately i'm not because i never got a chance to get involved in such event. But after i saw this a-dolt being a-dolt issue, i take my uneventful childhood experience as blessing.
   
   One day there's show on kindergarten where the kids will play a fable stories. While all the kids being kids on stage, one parent looking for trouble. This a-dolts is so eager to record their child in action so much that they shove their seat to the front, which basically a VIP area. Unfortunately, most real adult don't take that action just like that as their hands and gesture block the view (witness claim they even standing up from time to time). Things got heat up eventually when words throwing evolve into fist flying. With that, show ended early as the said parent escorted away to police station for assault and disorderly conduct in area where there's minor involved.
   
   
   "i don't have child yet but i do admit its exciting seeing those kids in action all innocent. but i don't think your child would take your action kindly knowing how ass-bag your action is even though there's no ruckus happen! i do wonder the result of their recording though. i just hope its not black and blue colored!"
2. Fella, Do You Want To Experience How Car Flipping Felt Like? : Traffic, pfft, who don't know them? While i can't drive a car, i do drive a bike. Even though bike is smaller in size and can squeeze through traffic, let me tell you, its hell! (at least in my country). Being smoked by other vehicle, honked when green light just start about 0,00001 milliseconds, glaring contest about parking, go figure. Last thing i worried about in the end is ticket!
   
   But of course you can use mass transit. However this poor gentlemen had his travel to his office in such trauma experience when he decide to book a taxi. He said that the driver drive like crazy, honk a lot, even scream at other driver. Being good gentlemen, he decide to chat to ease thing up in the morning. His answer? Another crazy driving. The good gentleman body end up victim as he said if he keep driving like this he would puke. The driver reaction? "you do that, i flip this car and force you out!". Scared for his own life, he hit emergency button and cut the travel by getting out the car and run. The driver is caught for reckless driving, expired driving licence and disorderly conduct.
   
   
   "i keep telling other who want to learn how to drive that driving things is another test of faith and personality. That driver sure had it rough. He wake up on bad side of the bed, got traffic in the morning, everybody screaming at him while he do his job (not). Sad really, now he wonder how he should pay to extend his driving license without job while inside the bars"
3. Bust That Nuts Chef! : I'll be honest, i'm not good cook. But at least my food is edible and my parent give me a-ok about my cooking, even my mom admit i cook like grandma (slow and tend to forget kitchen is on...yeah). She never bash my head to kitchen table when i do something wrong which drive me to think how is she look like if she had restaurant of her own. Must have been enjoyable to learn from her. I think...
   
   Unfortunately the same thing can't be said on this restaurant. The Chinese style restaurant chef got in trouble, simply because he crack open the eggs with two hands. The head chef however didn't take that on his kitchen lightly as he begin to yell loud enough that the receptionist said he can hear it from where he stand. While the scolded chef cave-in, the head chef don't like that gesture and kick him on the nuts. After that, other chef got heat up and beat that head chef with any utensils beside sharp object (tbh i expect they doing the worst but thank god i'm wrong) and bring him away to the police to be charged for assault and additional charge from restaurant for disorderly conduct causing loss of customer.
   
   
   "i know he's a chef, he might be superstar chef. but he just cook food. heck, we all cook food. what's so different? can somebody tell me the right attitude for chef when doing something wrong in the kitchen so i didn't get kicked on the spot? now i imagine my mother doing so with that motherly smile of hers!"
4. We Lost Kidney For This! : Honestly when i was teenager, i was so baffled knowing how cheap pizza is on their own country. It cost me around 2 weeks of my lunch money for the said pizza! Here i am stuck with insta-food almost all the time as adult. I really wish i can eat pizza for at least once a week you know. That probably happen if i know how to make pizza myself.
   
   Speaking about food, this shouldn't-be-arrested man got in trouble for speeding with bike. He's not alone though. Apparently they are tourist and police had trouble addressing them because they are foreigner. The man explain in panic as he point at his wife who is in pain. Turn out he's in hurry looking for hospital because she's on labor. Police escort them to hospital but the husband didn't get away with the ticket so they bring him to office. With limited knowledge, they manage to tell him to follow them to station to which they wait for translator to arrive. During the wait, the police give him food as friendly gesture. But instead of eating, the man going rampage calling them various names and begin assaulting the officer. From speeding ticket, now he was officially charged for assaulting officer. After translator arrive, he ask  that foreigner why he so mad over a drumstick to which he reply the police insult their economic situation. Regardless, he still arrested for the second charge...
   
   
   "IDK economic situation for each country but seeing his reaction is so great, it must be very pricey on their country. But if i had to sit on said situation, i'm more worried about how much longer i had to deal with police instead of eating either. But i do raise an eyebrow if i got served a round of pizza as mean to pass time"
5. Oh~ Kinky! But I Don't Like It : Since we're on site where kinks is the selling point, i will not kink-shaming no matter what. We had our own taste and craving and love to see how it goes if it put into stories. Even so, i get this strange circumstances where kink used to be "bad and sinful but also fun" into "its so bad i get you arrested" literally.
   
   Police got report that a burglar caught in action and apprehended on the victim house. The police immediately come and get the culprit and much to their surprise, is the same guy they released month ago. One police apparently know the burglar because he arrest the burglar on his first heist months ago. It didn't take long for that police to figure out how he get caught because the burglar did it so well by cut the power just so the alarm won't triggered. "Ma'am, is he doing something kinky to you?" one question answered with simple nod from the victim. Turn out this perfectionist burglar have fetish he couldn't control no matter the situation. The victim claimed that she wake up when something wet touch her before things get ugly for the burglar. Not only once, he got caught in action by the same method that police will never be able to try : kinks.
   
   
   "Well well, guess that man really can't hold his own for the better cause. Gotta go sneaky if you wanna stay healthy. Meanwhile his kinks got him into more deep kink he never asked but nevertheless must face. Don't worry dude/dudette, i hear police is the best BDSM RPer! What? You don't like BDSM with police? But you kink someone who don't like your kink! Get in the bars!"

Edited December 19, 2020 by Elena Ichinomiya
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[Elena Ichinomiya]

Here i am coming back again ranting nonsense about crime while it actually happen IRL. But as always, pretend this is fake news. No country shown, no political view, just human looking to get ahead in life by committing something that give more loss than gain.

1. Not-so Role Model : A person with height of 185 cm seems normal for people around Europe but in my country, its quite a feat. Being tallest woman in class ever since elementary school really give me more attention than i can handle. Teacher always ask me the question since i look like standing up, friends always think i got muscle to do rough job, always in me-me-me situation when its time to play basket in PE, it make me feel like reliable woman on earth. However when they ask me to become class president, i wish eat-me cake from Alice in wonderland is real. People said being too humble/modest is not good. But after i found this overconfident Dudette, i'm glad i'm humble to the point of being sub person.
   
   There's artist, singer to be precise, who seems want to hold more than just bling-bling thing. This lady was arrested for robbing a diamond store. While greed seems like the main focus, the real story is how she done this. This robbery is completely come out of blue. She didn't bother with planning, finding accomplice, let alone a weapon. According to her driver, she just sit on limo, told the driver where to go, and when she got out, she start screaming with just a switch knife demanding the diamond to be put in her jacket. While its not necessary, the manager still pull the alarm trigger, causing the lady to scramble in panic. As it mentioned before, this robbery is so blind that there's no coordination. Because the Limo driver is gone when he realize what kind of lunatic he just escorted. While there's no harm, the lady still charged for robbery attempt.
   
   
   "Can't blame that driver. I can tell he might contemplate how he should study hard so he can be successful like the lady he just escorted until she going so-called postal. In the end, the real fact still stand : running away is the smart choice.
2. Guest is King, Homeowner is god! : I admit i never visit my friend home other than just waving hi when i got a chance or if there's something to do together like hanging out. Because i never fond of visiting just to sit and chat. On the other hand, i also bad host. Whenever there's guest, i always so tense knowing all my topic for chatting is alien for the said guest. However one thing for sure, an excuse for offering snack can break the ice other than saying nice weather. Nothing can beat a bought cookie! Who know tension can be this sweet! Wait, i eat it all myself until the guest go home...whoops?
   
   On some country around the block, there's murder case where the homeowner is killed by the guest who happen to be his friend. It is later revealed that man is angry because when he visit the victim, he only offered an instant noodle. You know, the one that sometime come in the fancy cup with outrageous price just because the cup is fancy. It wasn't clear if he's high or perhaps drunk but one thing for sure, he is charged for murder and possibly turning the point where delicious food can be a motive to kill someone.
   
   
   "i'm not sure what to serve to be honest. i just saw cookie from the shelves and serve it to my guest and they just giving a-ok while drinking served tea by me. maybe the angry man just want to be served something home made? i don't know"
3. Video Kill Radio Star, DVD Kill Childhood Star : I still remember me sitting with my other relatives watching Power Ranger to Kamen Raider (idk which one sadly, but i remember the armor is simple and green colored, nothing more). We always make a fuss who will be red ranger while me just pick pink just so they didn't drag me in their mess. All that aside, we know that the power of justice will win the day! Woo~!
   
   However some child may got their dream hero shattered. You see, the said poor minor just bought a VCD (bought, not rent) of power ranger (or what that media said). As you can guess, its pirated version. Mind you, this happen around 2002. The parent said they just doing their thing while their kids watching their favorite hero until one child come to their mother asking what's going on with the TV. When the mother look up what's wrong, the TV didn't show an explosion kick or exploding ground like those stereotype heroic moment. But instead its porn. Filled with rage, the father quickly ask where they got that and quickly get to the said merchant which basically your typical shady shop. Beaten and dragged, the man later charged for selling adult content to minor, piracy, and other shady business deal (possibly drug)
   
   
   "Look, i'm fine if you sold pirated porn etc, its porn alright. But come on, do you really need that much money that you sold that thing to minor, robbing not just their lunch money but also childhood? Seriously. Those kids use their own lunch money to buy that disc instead asking for their parent. So i guess bad parenting is out of question? well other than didn't look what those kid watch before its too late. Anyway, if that guy has heel mark on his body, tell him its from me!"
4. Let me see the body : While it may look grim, i wish that when its my time to leave this world, i want my funeral to be filled with food from each country and must be piping hot while dressed in most trendy fashion style so people know that i'm a pretentious and hungry lady. But i realize my god already set the rule that is mandatory for funeral so i must obey anyway even though i still want kebab on my funeral.
   
   On certain country over there, a group of police, yes i said group, quickly apprehend the people at the funeral party. Its not funeral of known Mafia or drug lord or world class villain. The problem arise when numerous people calling the police almost at the same time with exact location claiming they see a party in broad daylight where most people are naked. The police decide to dispatch one patrol car to see what's going on. And not long after they confirm there's out of control party full of naked people and they can't handle this alone. Turn out the stunt are caused by small mistake but nevertheless causing big misunderstanding. The person who write the will paper want to see everybody on his funeral. But the person who read it instead saying he want to see EVERY BODY on his funeral in their country language. While no charge been issued, they still need to do public apology.
   
   
   "Goodness. I don't know what to say, i never make fun of dead people even if they are jerk or ask for it on their will. It still bother me why they did it anyway without questioning the reader. I mean they know that man better when he still alive, don't you find it strange if your friend who is calm and religious ask you something that make god very unhappy? But then again, tradition might be at work here"
5. Red Santa Bad Santa, You Deserve Chimney: I know we still too far to have Christmas but i tell you something. Since i can't celebrate Christmas, i take the liberty of long day off from work just so i can reply in ED etc. So i guess even if i'm not wishing a big red glob of a man visiting my home who got no chimney, that old fantasy still giving something anyway.
   
   Turn out some people from tropic island got surprise when they was woken up by their children who giggling saying Santa is visiting them. Knowing there's something really wrong, they decide to follow the kids who point at chimney. The only thing they heard however is not famous Ho Ho but instead cry of help since the "Santa" is stuck nosedive and his head feel like spinning. It took a while to help that poor "Santa" out from there after calling for help from another red Santa that is firefighter in red suit before escorted by the pitch black aka police. He was charged for attempt robbery. But hey, at least no stuff taken and that "Santa" give that children hope! In various mean...
   
   
   "While no harm done, i really love to imagine that guy come again after some years, saying 'hey! remember me? i'm that Santa from your tight space chimney! tell your father to buy better fireplace will you?' before walking off with jingle"

Edited December 19, 2020 by Elena Ichinomiya
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[Elena Ichinomiya]

Oh did your notification pop up because of this? I'm sorry really. But hey, every people gotta vent out one way another right? RIGHT!? right...now let me do my things. You can sit there and read or just hit back button which is perhaps more seducing than whatever i had in mind.

1. Daddy Dare-ling : I admit i still had it rough to RPing as daughter for sugar daddy, my time with my dad IRL can't help the matter either. Whenever we both the only person left at home, there's no slight idea in my mind about the you-know-what scenario. Instead i always being aware because whenever me and my dad is the only person at home, trouble is brewing. Like burning a washing machine for example (this happen when i'm 15).
   
   But apparently, father's day can be put up as reason to rob a store. However this duo found themselves cut short on ideas as the store they try to rob is a butcher store and bakery. These duo only armed with knife each and pull their heist. For the first heist, they manage to rob steak out from the butcher store. When they try another heist, they didn't bother to wait for another day, instead they do it exactly after they done robbing the butcher store by robbing the bakery next door. Being aware of what's going on, the bakery owner already manage calling authority. Those two were charged with armed robbery.
   
   
   "I never rob something or celebrating father's day other than my father birthday. But i find myself curious, is it worth the risk to steal a steak that its quality is unknown along with stolen rolling pins?"
2. Keep Low Profile! : Sometime i thought myself as convincing person. In reality, i just being honest without pulling any punch in wording which sometime led me to trouble. Come to think of it, this maybe the one who cause my status as Christmas cake. Well, if they want a sack of lies good luck then. I just happy to live honest life. At least god love me for that!
   
   Speaking of love, police got report where their escapee has been seen at the bus stop. This wanted man were found flirting with one lady who wait for her bus. The lady said he try to hit on her along with daring story about running away from prison. Needless to say, this guy didn't hit any jackpot, instead he got jack-in-the box because the lady know who he is from her social media.
   
   
   "Guess this count as internet being useful? Also, i don't find story of running away from jail is impressive...let alone attractive. But i do admire his guts"
3. Weeding Wedding : Ah, the dream of mine that might come true...one day i hope. Honestly the term of "if you marry someone, you marry their family" still get me on the twist although i know what its actually mean. I sometime make fun of situation whenever wedding topic is up because i know i'm the soft punching bag for the said topic. But i won't turn blind eye if my wedding turn into tournament of iron fist.
   
   One wedding which held at exotic ballroom had its share of multi-function feature being tested. The party going smooth as planned. However there's slight problem with the two family who got into bicker because one of them is eating on the table without bother to sit down. Things get more heat up when one the bride sibling take the mic saying his sister is lucky to get married to proper man because her husband brother deserve more than pig for a bride. Of course since the wine is included, the rage induced guest take the heat along with the insulted In-law. Security got overwhelmed and call the police and settle the party down permanently.
   
   
   "The cake goes to everyone...also everywhere. Guess the one who receive the bouquet is the police. Don't worry, its on safe hands!"
4. Do you need plastic? : I once work at mini market. My co-worker used to say handling the cashier machine can be tedious as some customer are slow to pay or not sure what the heck they bought and ask them what the hell is that as if we are manual book. But in the end, impression is everything so they do their job acting kind while wanting to stab every customer who ask how to open a bottle of mineral water.
   
   In this case, knife is out. The cashier at the supermarket got herself surprise when a man put his dick in the scanner. Such gesture quickly get him arrested. But those peaceful day only last half month when the desperate libido prick come again and surprisingly meet with the same cashier he freaked. Doing the same deed, the people on the line up quickly calling security. But they never expect a twist in this event include that prick himself. The cashier lady tore a fillet knife from its package and stab it not very far to his precious joke size wurst (according to her friend who witness the deed). The man quickly run away in panic but arrested later with same charge like before, perhaps this time he might ask for more time to be in prison knowing someone is more than eager to open butchery and using his very flesh as showcase on the window.
   
   
   "either i got creep out or scared idk. anyway, the cashier who pull the knife is actually on her last day of work. she plan to resign month later but looks like she gonna resign early. but hey, i bet she smile right now knowing what business she should start. ok bad joke"
5. Cheeky Preachy : I never accept self-insert kindly i tell you. It felt like you don't like who you are right now and instead of getting better IRL, you make excuse to create mirror self and make book out of it. Yeah i talking about Twilight novel. If you had to ask where i got reference what and what not to do on literature include RP, its start from there. 100 years old guy still on high school? A lady who is actually so-so but whole school know her and speak highly of her just with simple hi? Glowing crap? Shortening vampire adaptive ability just because you're protagonist? Yep, that's enough for me to know that you only need good looking fella on your book cover just to make it sell well and covering poor piss excuse of plot hole and lore breaking. Even the cover sucks IMO.
   
   Such as this case. This priest incite riot on the church because of his preaching that people claim as useless and didn't make them feel closer to god as intended. The preach always including his name whenever the good example appear and call the name of anyone on the bench for bad deeds, trying to make saint of himself. He also saying various slang and other snide remark which he thought no one knows while actually people know it damn well because they read newspaper and 9gag like cult than bible itself. Its not clear if the priest is charged or not but he was never seen again on the said church.
   
   
   "Now i know why most prophet story always had up and downs. Even chosen person has its flaws. This priest on the other hand, got too much flaws that even bible don't know where to start so they remove him. perhaps we will see his name again on bible : director cut?"

Edited December 19, 2020 by Elena Ichinomiya
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[Elena Ichinomiya]

First of all i want to thank you to everyone especially for this week. I've had quite number of breakdown, making scene and acting out of character where i used to post first anxious later. I also apologize to people who RP with me because instead of reply, i end up stuck on the mud. Even so i'm grateful you guys stick with this Christmas cake even though i'm explode in emotion quite few times. But now i'm explode with some newfound stories that i hope you guys think this is fake while it is actually happen IRL.

1. I Demote Myself Sarge : I always want to try this resign trick where i yell at my boss "you can't fire me! i quit!" and scoff. But turn out i can't do that because i only showing face in office only when i'm summoned so even if i pull that stunt, people would think of me as crazy bitch instead badass cake. Not that i plan on resigning but sometime you want to do that at least once you know.
   
   One guy seems to like the idea of making yourself live on the high ground by disguise himself as an officer. He did so just to make the progress of making driving licence for his wife easier. However being surrounded by real officer didn't make him think twice about his uniform. Because the rank on his shoulder are different emblem. One has small star and other one is blank. It also didn't help that he wear a medal which basically used by Grand Marshall of his country. His rank is combination of Lieutenant and Grand Marshall. He was quickly arrested on site.
   
   
   "There's reason why i never try to messing with authority. One, i don't want to go to jail. Two, i don't have money to paid fine. Three, i hear woman prison is more scary than safari tour. Four, while they look like walking doughnut hog, they do have big hunch under those belt which most of the time always right"
2. Spin The Wheel : I rarely visit amusement park. And thanks to that, my guts are not that trained to have impact on extreme rides even roller coaster. My sister on the other hand look at me weird and ask if i really want to visit amusement park. Because her field job always involve amusement park for her boss Vlog and she really want to do everything to rid the words amusement park.
   
   The couple who visit some amusement park didn't seems enjoy their date there and decide to put up the thrill by riding a Ferris wheel. You might ask what kind of thrill they get for riding the most slowest ride that can fry you alive once it reach the peak at the broad daylight. Well this couple already got a plan. When their seat has reach the top, the security claim they start smoking like mad and start stripping. They were warned by the security bellow but they don't give a dime and continue on. Once they get down, those naked couple escorted to authority for disorderly conduct.
   
   
   "Lets see how they like it doing something raunchy behind those bars without being smothered back by other inmate"
3. Put more wheels and i can go to the moon! : Let me tell you my first time riding a bike. It was exciting. I keep cycling around the complex until i crash so hard at someone fence. I got big cheek after that and keep asking my mom why my cheek only grow on one side to which she reply that i'm being cute (yes she said that). After that i draw conclusion that no matter how good looking your ride are, without brake in it, its crap.
   
   While this one didn't involve crashing, this robber seems don't know how to make proper runway plan. Because he come at the said bank with taxi. When the alarm set off, he scramble around in hurry and saw someone ride a bike and decide to take it with him and goes to the distance. He was arrested on his home because he didn't even think about CCTV and his mask is very open to the world
   
   
   "Its a wonder how he can even pull that heist by himself, aside from his poor entrance and exit of course"

Edited December 19, 2020 by Elena Ichinomiya
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[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'm in the mood to tell you a...little unsettling IRL experience. Let me get to the point :

Have you talk to someone that never exist when you're kid? Or saw a ghost on the wall? Or even greet someone and then your parent scold you for talking to an air?

You see, in my country there's tradition where the newborn baby who didn't reach their first year or at least didn't grow a teeth yet, are forbidden to be carried outside.

Here's where the trouble started. My mom used to run a store and my dad work in the office. Suffice to say, handling my big sis and little me is quite handful and not to mention my big sis is bored being holed in home most of the time due to my mom running the store. She only allowed to go out when my dad come home which is evening where most people already in their home. Running out of option, my mom decide to take a walk while carrying me who didn't reach a year yet because my sis really want to go outside. That's when i actually show sign to what people called "latched". 

My auntie said newborn baby still have fresh blood smell and believe it or not, devil, ghost, genie, you name it, like that kind of smell and thought that i'm basically "dead" and try to greet me/communicate. The symptom is very obvious. I always cried MOST of the time even at dead of night for no reason. I always accompanied by my mom or sis but no matter what they do i always cried to the verge of red circle appear on my eyes due to crying too much (i guess that's the muscle around the eyes, idk what it called, i'm not doctor).

Hearing the trouble, my grandma somehow know and told my mom that i got "latched" and should seek a priest to clean me from those pesky spirit which somehow, it worked. I never cry that much anymore. Even so, i still have vague memory of the said "latch". The red face on the wall, smiling man i always have chat (or babbling) with that never move from his spot, the unknown fella who only appear when my home porch light is off, even some ominous symbol at the alley.

The things that still unsettle me? Those place where i saw them still standing. Whenever i pass through, it always bring chill but i always said my "greetings" there because that's a custom here; if you pass through the place where you might not "alone", greet them in your own religious way (in my country its called salam). While it didn't shoo them, it told them you're not there for trouble.

Edited February 28, 2020 by Elena Ichinomiya

[Elena Ichinomiya]

All right serious mood on, i don't care what the crap you do, i want to rant but since there's involving something that might be too sensitive, i better put it here. Sure there's freedom of speech but at least i know what it mean to show respect when its due.

Anyway, when i go out looking for lunch, i saw some merchant selling masker for you-know-what. Those merchant is the typical newspaper seller who has their own stand. What make me frown however, there's label written in all bold font.

"Anti-Corona mask"

Of course its not just me who frown, my friend look at the said merchant like he just making fortune out of misfortune which basically wrong in many aspect no matter how you view it. "If you want to help someone out from misfortune, do it for kindness sake. Not for vote, compliment, or even for heaven sake because even god don't like act of kindness to be flaunted at". Since i got some money to spare as the mask is probably fraud and its very cheap as one can of soda, i approach and buy it.

"You sure this mask is working sir?" i ask the merchant

He just giggle "No ma'am"

He didn't say IDK or not sure or say yes.

"Then why you sell it with this label on?"

The merchant scratch his head "Desperation. No way in heck i got real mask for virus, it cost fortune"

"So you just put it so people give some second glance?"

The merchant laugh again "Nah ma'am, no one would buy obvious fake mask even if i put neon sign on it. But everyone will take anything that look similar when they want some comfort" he hinting at me.

"You sure with that kind of selling technique you would profit some?"

He chuckle "You're literally my first customer this year ma'am"

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Ah its been so long since i write some random things thanks to the plague. Now now don't get me wrong, i have sympathy for those in trouble among the plague. Blaming them won't make us healthy, it make us win Darwin award. Don't be scared of virus! Every disease has its cure! But...not everything is a cure so please don't being ridiculous by licking toilet or live in sarcophagus.

1. The Modern Cowboy : I always curious why the old movies really love involving cowboy, Indian, both, or even add UFO. So i ask my dad and he answer it was similar to Zombie trend back in the 2008 (i think) where everything is always cowboy. Cowboy romance, Cowboy action, Cowboy drama, Cowboy in their natural habit, you name it. There might be something that also a ridiculous combination but then again, i honestly not fond of Wild west.
   
   In some city, there's been report of person wielding a gun on public while riding vehicle. Authority quickly dispatched to arrest the said culprit. But things take into sharp turn. When they thought they gonna be in car chase like in Die Hard, they end up with a very slow, very docile chase they ever got involved with. The culprit, bare chest, with a said handgun on his hands, was actually riding a donkey. Its a wonder that poor fellow able to walk with him thrashing around. The man quickly arrested for disturbing peace, illegal possession of firearm, and perhaps charged by the animal association for the mistreatment of animal.
   
   
   "When Shrek and donkey bored being a meme, this happen!"
2. This Base Belong To Us : Gotta say, i used to hangout on the same place over and over with some friends. So often that the owner know when and why we come. We either just have chat with coffee, share information, even share pirated games once. Having a good spot always make us aware the surrounding. Making every corner of the store is like a flip of a page to us.
   
   In some shopping center, a poor fella got himself cut short when he got flunked by his own decision. Police claim this man were observing the place and possibly want to do a mass shooting after doing so. Before the grim incident befall the people around the mall, he drop his gun by accident. And its not just dropped on the floor, but it also dropped on the floor of donut store, which one table filled with cops, leading to his arrest as the pistol is fully loaded with the real bullet.
   
   
   "I had to say his whole plan is going circle"
3. Call of Butty : Hah! How creative of me naming the crime so frontal yet so smutty! Was about to write anal but when i tell you the story, it would seems impossible to do so. Anyway, i don't care how big your gun or how well your martial arts are. If someone break-in, call authority. Beating them senseless by yourself is amazing but you also look like jerk for taking everything on your own hands and call it justice.
   
   But in this case, no one got into scuffle but their own assbag action. Police were dispatched when an alarm of the home furnishing tripped. At the same time, the 911 give report they got disturbing call from the said location but no answer. As police arrive, they got the culprit ASAP. When they asked their modus operandi, they said they plan to steal whatever they got until one of them trip the alarm. One of them panic and hit 911 phone dial by accident when he knocked the phone with his butt or so police claimed.
   
   
   "Beep boop beep boop toot toot~ hello? is this assbag?"

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[Elena Ichinomiya]

Whatever that certain asshole do, he just put his anus on wrong end of the stick and screwed with it. He got thin air to play with, flies on inbox, poison on every door, debt that will no longer be able to paid and certainly new enemy on every corner. Something that i wonder how does it felt like. And never been in my life i heard word "fix" is bad joke. As if rofl as threat ain't jest enough. As if asking something personal on public ain't bad start. 

"I know i got no right to say this after my last piece in big font all red colored. But i had to ask him truly because while i don't give a single shit to that impotent buster, i do give it to IRL people around him. Please ask him..."

"Did you kiss your mom with that attitude?"

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Oh boy, finally a good material for daily life of crookery gone bakery nut. I never thought about where do i get this sense of humor but if it keep my sanity intact, bet my ass i'm more than glad to welcome any dark humor.

1. Minister of Mini me: I just watch national geo channel about making a dictator and thought they are no difference with edgy person with edgy life but with luxury on their arse and title slapped on their dick. Suffice to say, most of them grow a brain and guts together. MOST.
   
   There's this one dictator son who was expected to continue the reign of his father. This sleazebag however think money can bought everything and so he bought a damn Lamborghini company and then realize the car is actually not his style, sold if off at the very cheapest. And then he come up with most ambitious plan by making car factory of his own. It was so ambitious that he "ask" the bank to invest on his project who slowly turn into more less ambitious. And it quickly evaporate when the designer were angry that he got demoted so he quit and patent the work. Leaving the stupid dictator son with a building with big name, but NO ACTUAL cars. And that of course, bring authority attention and start to investigate. Thanks to his Rambo spending, it actually reveal his father corruption. Guess this time the apple is fall off along with the tree.
   
   
   "Well he do follow his father footstep...into prison"
2. A Good Heist: Ever since the game about robbing a bank is on the rage, heist start to become mainstream. While in reality, heist is tedious, costly, and need to depend on reliable person so there's no mole among them. Which is clear that heist still need you to reach deepest void of your pocket money and socializing.
   
   This trio seems eager to rob a bank but that's it. Seeing an ATM standing there like a hooker make them really got aroused that they set up a plan to rob it. When i said rob it, i mean as a whole machine. The CCTV record their struggle and as they realize that they tick off the alarm, instead to cut the loses, they put chain on it, and drag it away with their car. Since they are on panic run, they didn't bother to put it up on the car as it graze the street and causing spark on the road. They quickly apprehended since the cop following them on so called hot pursuit.
   
   
   "Don't they know its actually hard to steal candy from baby? Well, at least they PAY the price at the end of the DAY"
3. Only Love among Shackles: Cheesy? Well it is. I used to read one of comic where there's a prince who always grow up in the dark but then shrunk with kiss. It was funny and i read it until the end. The strange part? I didn't know it was romance comic. It teach me what happen if you dragging the plot too long, people will forgot what the ef with the real story.
   
   But this story involving a cop on a hot pursuit of a man who was running away from prison. Police said this man is one heck of miracle as he keep changing vehicle include golf car. When they lost a track of him, there's a call from witness who saw the said suspect is at the port amusement park. However what they found is the criminal himself standing there, with hands in the air. Along with a woman who turn out to be his girlfriend. The reason he doing all this stuff after all, to simply having valentine day together. After another half-minute, he was escorted back to prison with promise to be better man than he was.
   
   
   "His reason to run away is both mind boggling and romantic...i guess i skip commenting this one"

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[Elena Ichinomiya]

Alright alright, sit down and stop calling me auntie i'm not exactly that old. Though i find myself being called big sis also an insult too. Oh boy, mid-life really a tough time to crack! Speaking of crack, it make me wonder what happen if the world are filled with these running ball gag of trouble.

1. Lets make it even : So, its actually a common thing to do when you do a mistake, you gotta make up for it. Apology, paid fine, asking to do a favor so you would be pardoned and shown you really are sorry for being douche.
   
   Unfortunately, things can't be said to this man who got arrested for bringing drugs on the back seat. As the police arrest him and bring him to the station, he was told to wait on the backroom while being processed. However the tense aura only disrupted by the shout of an officer who got himself manhandled (or what it said) when the drug rat pester him to have sex with him. Since he didn't budge, police shut him up by adding another charge for assault on officer.
   
   
   "And just with that, he realize sometime its nice being Sub person"
2. I Sleep On You : No, we're not talking about old people bore you out or kinky situation. If it is, i already put that as RP material instead a title. Although i don't know what the situation look like if its really happening.
   
   One family who just got home from their long time vacation find out their home is unlocked and call the police. When they check if something missing, there's none. But there's something that shouldn't be here instead; the burglar. The crook found asleep on the master bedroom and police quickly apprehend him. While no stuff stolen, he did burn their frying pan for some reason.
   
   
   "And i thought Narcolepsy is just a thing to make you cute..."
3. I Gotta Bail : There's actually a newly invented stuff that has been on the rage if you don't know. Yes, i'm talking about a special tool that can make you able to walk through walls. Its been made for sometime and finally its ready. Its called door.
   
   The police arrive at crime scene when an alarm of electric store has been tripped. When police check the place, they found no trace of the said burglar. Police decide to use the k-9 since they happen to be on patrol at the time. However the dogs only lead to dead end. But then the twist coming from 911 when they got call about man stuck inside a store and can't get out. When asked where, the 911 said its right where they at. Confused, they use K-9 again while scouring the place. Turn out the said burglar was stuck on escape room and lock himself by accident.
   
   
   "That was fine example for something that smell beneath our noses!"

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[Elena Ichinomiya]

"I'm sorry, but i'm not interested. Maybe later yes?"
"This is okay but i'm not in the mood right now. Perhaps sometime later?"
"Honestly i'm not interested. But perhaps we could try something else when we got a chance"
"This sounds lacking. Can you elaborate more just so i didn't misunderstand?"
"I'm not in the mood right now. But i hope we can work together when i'm able"

"Why thank you. And welcome!"
"Oh? Did i leave such impression? And welcome by the way"
"Hello to you too!"
"Nice to meet you"

...
...
...

"Nah, you're not made for me"
"Not for me. You're hopeless"
"Is that it? Waste of time"
"That's probably the most unattractive thing i saw for today"
"Eh, get out. You remind me of someone"

...
...
...

I stay on ED because i never met such harsh reply to a simple and nice question unlike other site i joined who got riled up when all i did is completing profile. But now it seems running the show as of late. Since when this place is for elitist? I don't remember this site are made for one person. It was made for everyone. Go ahead and be a bonehead but just because there's a freedom of speech, doesn't mean there's no drawing line for attitude.

Just because they act similarly like a person you hate, doesn't mean they are same person and they deserve to be cold-shouldered. Not everyone here are nice, but also not everyone here is evil. Is it too much to ask to give them a chance?

And if you don't like what people give to you, don't put a shame on them. Did you forget that you used to be a nobody like them? You used to be as pathetic as them? You used to be nothing but a burning hole of community when join? Sure you got skill but not everyone is as good as you. Not everybody grow with same taste as you. Not everybody got a good skill as you. And more importantly, NOT EVERYBODY ARE MADE FOR YOU.

Play nice, and you will have a good time. Be rude, then you're on your own.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

First time in my experience on this site to which i bump into a bone biter who cuss me out because i follow them...

My words, what's next? Thinking i'm threaten them with "Lmao"?

"Eh nevermind, have a nice day. Be grateful i just walk away, others might not letting you off the hook for that"
(I won't buy your "I'm just kidding" words either mister)

Edited July 10, 2020 by Elena Ichinomiya

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Ever since the plague, no wacky crime happening. Not that i mind, no news is good news they said. But i just can't resist to write it down in my own way without manipulating it. Well except the exact location where it happen. Can't have stereotype running the juice on the site where everybody run naked right? Yeah, keep at it. I just doing my business.

1. Crash of Course: So i've been telling you guys that i could drive a bike, and it take a while to get the license for it. Now if you ask if i could drive a car, i couldn't. The strange part? I could park a car. Guess that's what they called half-baked talent.
   
   In this case, driving is a big must. Somewhere around the world, there's a car thief who is in hot pursuit with police. The chase goes on and off the highway, making this guy a great investor of ticket on his wallet. As the chase goes, it usually end with the thief screw up and got caught or manage to drive into sunset. But not for this dude. He got screwed but not by his own doing. Instead, he got screwed by crashing his car to other car thief who happen to be dudette. Unlike the dude, this dudette was having it smoothly until the dude duke his car to hers. Both were arrested for the car theft but it wasn't clear who got the most ticket on their wallet.
   
   
   "Hot dang, i thought its gonna be another too fast too angry movie on camera. Turn out its another grand theft uh-oh!"
2. I'm a doctor who can't heal cardiac arrest, but i can arrest: When we got sick when we still a brat, some of us might frown because we felt like being put inside asylum. Some however, would love to set a firecracker out of sheer of happiness. In my case, i always ask if our world is a Matrix universe because everything always look so green when i'm sick.
   
   This dude duo somewhere around universe was visiting the doctor for check up which is a good move. However they didn't go to doctor for a cure for their illness but instead, they come to the doctor by bringing the disease itself: illegal drugs. They claim they got that from shady dealer and they thought the only good way to identify how good the stuff is by asking a person who deal with medicine. So the doctor pretend to do a quick research, as well as calling the authority, and told the duo wacko that its a good stuff though not that strong. Sadly, those drug won't cure anyone ever as the goons were arrested shortly after.
   
   
   "...shouldn't they go to pharmacy instead a doctor for that?"
3. Shooting star degree: I must say my college life is a gut wrenching and full of crappery. But i bet you had it worst so i won't brag about it. But we can cry together about it if you want.
   
   This fumbling hotshot from the neighbor over there was planning an attack on a college. He's armed with one handgun and eager to start the fire. He was well prepared and got the timing right to spread terror. The crappy part is, the college is actually a damn police academy filled with a grumpy fella who already sworn to their gun just so they can put a hole in their donuts. Needless to say, lines of tactical shield is enough to put the dude plan deflected and he got a free study about how to look where you going.
   
   
   "See? Entering a wrong hood gonna get you banged!"

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[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'm...sure this is sounds strange hearing this from me but...

I'm personally anxious seeing this community once we hit new year 2021. Future is mystery alright, but this one for me, is giving me bad vibe. And nothing been able to convince me "its just a mere thought".I'm scared. I guess i just gonna walk that bumpy road again if my anxiety turn into reality. I bet i can manage through, just like how i manage to pull through exodus era back in February.

But i'm more afraid of certain people who might get affected with the turn of event. That person...i don't think i can respect them even if admin demand it. I can only pray the people i cherish here would think that person is nothing but a speck of the past.

I lost precious associate in this site thanks to that person. And i still never find a heart to forgive those so called "victim" act when it should be "ignorance".

[Elena Ichinomiya]

My word, when the last time i put some wacky world of crime and react to it? Longer than i thought i bet. Anyway, plague might bent our lives one way another. But crime and ruckus never know what it mean to take a break. Just look at these...fellow who manage to get their name on the paper for some reason.

1. Coal for Christmas, Crap for thanksgiving: I didn't celebrate both since my country wasn't so big with that festival/event. But even so, i can still share the happiness when the time come. Friends coming in, have a little party, being stupid, and then leave the mess and some sort of piss smell for me to clean up and rid of. But at least its worth it!
   
   This...dude however, miss the biggest gift on his birthday for eternity. The said dude were charged for burning down his parents home, simply because his parent didn't give him money to buy a bike. Nevertheless, as petty as the reason is, there's the kick on the dick for the flemmenwerfer for his action. Their parent might not giving him a money to buy a bike...but they do BUY HIM A BIKE already. Its just hidden on the garage and they want to surprise their son.
   
   Well...suffice to say, all those dream are nothing more than a coal cereal now. What a drag.
   
   
   "Oh i remember my first bicycle alright..."
    
2. Masochist doesn't equal Idiotic: Sometime whenever i play a game where there's a role tanker, i always thought if they were made as strong as wall, or they plain thicc outside, or they just enjoy being beaten up and down like a dough for pizza...or kebab. 
   
   This fella however, take it to the next level when it come to murder. Well, attempt murder to be exact. The said fella was planning to kill their ex after long term relationship goes to crapper. Fella also bring some bug spray for themselves to suicide after doing the deed. Sounds like plan well cooked plan yes? Wrong, the chef (culprit) gonna prove it. Instead doing stab first, chug poison later, this fella doing it backward. They drank the poison first and then attempt the murder which miserably fail because the victim said fella is too busy coughing and choking when they want to stab the victim.
   
   The ex call for help...and authority. Not sure if the ex is actually still care or they want to see what kind of idea fella had in mind once he recover from poisoning the butterfly in his stomach.
   
   
   "This fella logic is beyond me..."
    
3. You don't fuck with Internet except its RP: Roleplay, hah! I don't have much experience in those but i know what people do in there; being actor. Not sure if i get the whole thing right but if i had to guess, ED could compete with Hollywood because we stick to what's real, and know what's up. While avoiding screw ups.
   
   A supposed "sugar daddy" found himself on complicated situation in his life. The said sugar daddy been running his business for some time; that's what he claim. Being sugar daddy usually won't put someone in jail provided its not put up too far albeit the age gap might get in the way. But this guy got himself arrested for doing his hobby. Because he just plan to date and underage girl and be their sugar daddy.
   
   But there's the twist, the said girl is actually his own daughter. How? Well, here's the deal. Trust me, i had to use google translate when putting this down.
   
   The said sugar daddy were told by his daughter that someone being stalker on internet. He just wave it off and said to block the said stalker and move on. While on the other hand, he also busy trying to hook up with this girl on internet. Day by day, the daughter whine less about being stalked so he think she's doing what he asked. He then told his daughter to tell authority if the said stalker never stop pestering. The daughter said she did but her father think she just trying to act like independent girl. Well what does he know? A police pull over their place and the said sugar daddy were arrested for attempt on dating underage girl under the username that VERY familiar to him; his own daughter username.
   
   Thing would be awkward on dinner table for few years for this house...
   
   
   "This is just...wow. Maybe the daughter didn't use her own face as profile picture which is why the said sugar daddy wasn't aware he try to woo his own daughter?"

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I thought there would be quiet time for crime but i guess i was wrong. No rest for the wicked is indeed something to be consider. Because you see, the more dire the situation, the more desperate people can be. Include the very crime i'm about to bring up on the table.

1. I want this, beat that! : So i had to say while people keeping a wish list of what they want at the end of the year, i didn't do that. Even if i wish hard enough, i know it couldn't be done. I'm realistic person, if my situation isn't very much helping and there's other thing to prioritize than my wish list, i'll abandon it. To the point i might forget what i'm trying to do.
   
   But this guy bring an absent-minded trait to the fullest. I'm not sure what goes into his head because he commit a crime of kidnapping...his own parent in their home. No i'm not kidding, the said dude is "kidnapping" their parent on their own home, completely tied and gagged. Why its called kidnapping instead keeping hostage you ask? Well, because this dude did take them somewhere else (while tied and gagged) only to end up coming back home. The neighbor who saw the craziness quickly call for help. And that's when the dude commit a real serious crime by beating up the neighbor. Sadly for him, the neighbor is a night watch so he end up hit the dirt instead.
   
   The dude were charged for unpleasant deed and violence. Police said the dude is probably sniffing too much glue before doing the deed. However when his parent were mentioned, he claim that he did tied them down but not remember about taking them for a ride. That only add the suspiciousness with the glue.
   
   
   "And here i am thinking where my life is going. The answer? Its gone circle"
    
2. You can run but you can't drive : Again, driving. A real test of faith of modern civilization. The test can be dreadful, the instructor sometime talk like singing lullaby. And when you can finally drive, you wonder if its a good idea to begin with to drive on heavily horn-triggered people on the street.
   
   A group of robber manage to rob a jewelry store on the flea market (not sure what kind of jewelry was that but its there). They even manage to fool the security so this heist is indeed planned well. Not to mention that most flea market don't have reliable CCTV, it only give them more point to run away without a trace. Once they get into their getaway car, they expect some epic police chase. Well, that's what they expect. Turn out they find themselves stuck in the traffic. 3 police with bike quickly put them in handcuff.
   
   
   "Should've stick to plan W (Walking). Who knows a morning traffic jam can be a blessing in disguise?"
    
3. You can run but you can't drive 2 : While i admit i can't drive a car, i do have confident in bike. The only thing i ever do to a car is parking them which confuse me at best. I mean, i should be able to drive at least few miles if i can parking it right? Nope, i still yelp a lot.
   
   This dude who has been on a wanted list of authority for car theft found his crime life cut short. The culprit just manage to steal a car and get away with it. However the owner report it to the authority right away and now the police are in pursuit. Speaking of car by the way, its a sports car. You know, the car who always involved in street racing games or movies. Expecting some epic chase? Nope, there isn't. The police manage to nab the culprit in the said car quicker than they thought. The said car is indeed a sport car. Modified at that. How could the police manage to nab him? Were he crash? Or the car actually has less gas when he take it? The answer is, he don't know how to shift gear.
   
   Yeah, a car theft who can't handle manual transmission. It do exist.
   
   The police claim they were expecting a tedious chase but no. This dude stick to gear one because he thought it has automatic transmission. Its a wonder how he manage to get to gear one in the first place.
   
   
   "Too slow, too confused. I heard a sports car driving on gear one at high speed sounds horrible. But hey, at least he can drive away from parking lot!"
    
4. How to not get into somebody nerve : Jerk, melon head, assbag, entitled freak, obsessed desperado, tryhard alpha, toxic waste, wanker, drama thot, male-bitch, any crap head you can name of goes here. But i'm not sure if in-law would count since most people beg to differ about that.
   
   Speaking of nerve, a patrolling police just got a call about robbery that happening in residential area and quickly move to the site. While they expect some mess, they never thought they would find the robber poorly beaten to the point police keep his mask intact. Police expect some angry mob saving the day but as it turn out, its the whole family who got triggered by this robber act. The father said they were threatened with a gun (which is actually fake gun) and got everyone rounded in one room. However their dog is being pesky. Tired with the meddling of the little dog, the robber attempt to...let's just say he try to manhandle it and the family is very unhappy with that and pounce on the said robber, beating him up with anything they got until he submit.
   
   
   "A fine example of man best friend. Nobody manhandle them but me!"

[Elena Ichinomiya]

So i'm not sure what to say when it come into managing family because first of all, i need to have family of my own, and secondly, i need to get marry to my significant one if i want to own a family when its obvious that i'm possibly hard sell at this point. It doesn't mean i'm giving up though.

Anyway, back when i'm away from ED for family vacation, i was sitting alone until my dad coming in, talking about old times until he give me one story about how my grandparent met that...almost sounds like what cliché drama TV gonna shows but since its coming from my dad mouth and how he never mess around when it come to conversation involving his parent (or grandparent in my case), i know its a real deal. I'm not sure why he tell me this in-depth, twisted, and a little bit humorous story about his parent but give it or take, it give me a little hope as i reach my years of Christmas Cake.

Gina Arianne, my grandmother (who sadly has pass away last year), was a daughter of powerful man. However she was actually a step daughter because her mother is re-married with this man. Her mother late husband has passed away, leaving her with 3 kids before my grandmother is born. However, as happy the family get, the table turn on my grandmother fate. It is later revealed that her dad is already married to another woman BEFORE he married her mother. Things escalate quickly as the man were demanded to pick which family he want to commit his life on. They want to avoid prolonged problem and sadly, my grandmother father choose his first family...and never come back when my grandma is 10 years old.

Living as step daughter of a powerful man who cheating on relationship apparently, give an impact on my grandmother life. Most of her older sibling, while showing no hostility, are clearly manipulate her presence after those incident. Sometime, my father said, she was treated unfairly. From the cloth she wear to her play time outside. I'm not sure why the mother didn't do a thing about it and my father didn't tell me the reason why either. I don't want to assume the worst, there's probably a reason why but perhaps my father want me to steer away from thinking bad of someone so he keep me in the dark about it. Eventually, being elbowed here and there for long time caused my grandmother to feel her existence is just that, to exist. I remind you again that she wasn't treated bad or harmed, she just put in the corner from the rest and forgotten. No damage done, but her inside might say otherwise. A fine case of "I'm in pain but i can't scream" situation.

Things keep going until she reach her 16 years old where she finally met my grandfather, Hardin Ichinomiya. Not sure how their chemistry goes but the only one thing my father tell me is, my grandfather is powerful man than my grandmother father. They meet for some time until they decide to date. However being powerful man doesn't mean he just love her blindly. He care for her to the point he ask her personal life. At this time of day, you would be slapped for invading personal space but back in the day, telling your own personal life is something to tell the tale. So my grandmother tell him what kind of life she had with her family.

And boy, do i have to tell you, fate love turning my grandmother table because once she finish telling her story, my grandfather basically flipping in an outrage right at that moment. No he didn't take her away from her family and drive to sunset. But instead, he propose to her right away in his anger. Yes, imagine a guy propose to 16 years old while having emotional flip. I'm not sure if my father were serious when he telling me this part but he claim that he can't believe it himself either. After all, he heard it from my grandfather relatives.

So what did my grandfather Hardin do? He said this in his outrage. "Screw this, i'm proposing you as of today, now take me to your family!" Needless to say, my grandmother were hesitate because this is the first time she saw my grandfather pissed. And guess what happen next? He did come to my grandmother house and meet her sibling and mother, and told them he proposing to her face on. No sweating pools, no stutter, no lollygagging, but clearly pissed. Don't say i didn't warn you how cliché this moment sounds because it is indeed happening.

Realizing how powerful my grandfather is, the family letting my grandmother to marry him in exchange for better life for them. But my grandfather show his card right to her sibling face. "You can visit her, you can visit us, we'll support your life. But don't expect any of my richness goes to your hands even when i'm dead. Those belong to my children and you'll not get any cent of it. Do i make myself clear?". Again, you never saw a groom putting game face on their in-laws. My grandfather is so pissed with how they treat my grandmother. He support any kind of hardship they got and true to his words, when he pass away, none of their names were put down even though they giving their blessings on their marriage. His richness fall to my grandmother hands in which she split it fairly to her child.

Sometime her relatives paying her a visit...do i need to say what's their purpose of visit? Bet you can tell by now.

"You know, i wish i got your grandfather boldness when proposing to your mother" said my father followed with chuckle. To think Ichinomiya family were built because one man flipping over unfair treatment. Who would have thought? But hey, at least i'm happy for my grandmother because her patient were rewarded with wide range of happiness.

After hearing that story, i can only smile and ask myself or perhaps my grandmother in heaven : when it will be my turn?

"Speaking of heritance, i do inherit my grandfather height genetic"
(Yep, i could be model with my current height if i want to)
#IchinomiyaRunner #FlipCoin #ProposeAndGo

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'm not sad or depressed. I just looking for happiness way too hard and hurting myself as result. That's why i smile while i'm bleeding inside. But hey, at least you're here.

Let's go shopping! Or window shopping will do too~

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[Elena Ichinomiya]

 

My city? Got flooded~
Over there? storm packed~
And my house, got burned out...
Its all no thanks, to propane tank! (boom!)
I am shivers, in my boots~  
Anxiety, hit my butts~ (nuts!?)
And then my house just got flooded~
Its all no thanks to fucky sewage!

Be~ careful of that god dang propane tank!
Or~ your heart gonna goes all bang! (Sit your arse!)
Let's~ clean up the water system!
Don't~ be feared to smell of teen spirit!

Now please settle down, quit moaning~
Coz i can't tell who moan just now~

*Howl*

[Elena Ichinomiya]

1. Happiness is simple. When you feel glad with what you have.
2. Happiness is simple. Its when you know you smiling.
3. Happiness is simple. When you set the bar lower.
4. Happiness is simple. You just ask too much which driven you blind from it.
5. Happiness is simple. Whenever you eager to make people smile like you did.
    
6. "Sometime we forget that we already happy. Its a shame we never had an anniversary for that"
7. "To say i didn't happy would be understatement. Happiness can't be measured. I am as happy as you can see"
8. "Clown exist to make us laugh. Because they know how painful the sadness can be. That's why they exist; to prevent us from experiencing such emotion"
9. "When your thought, words, and deed are in sync, you already happy"
10. "Happy is easy. its like when you laugh as a child when seeing a train passing by"
     
11. No happiness last forever. But that doesn't mean you don't deserve it.
12. Happiness might be gone, but there's always better one.
13. When you compare one happiness to yours is when you should consider if you asking too much.
14. Happiness can't be found; you feel it.
15. You're hero when you choose to face risk to find your happiness
     
16. As cruel as it sounds, sometime its better to leave people to their own business so we realize we've found our place
17. The moment you feel left out, cease caring about others and take care of yourself. They probably do the same.
18. Life is a circle. From birth to death, its always going around from happiness, sorrow, resentment, joy, bliss, sinful, and finally resolve.
19. Sometime i pray to god when things get though: "Dear lord, please make tomorrow to be ridiculous day ever". And it granted.
20. I know i will fail. But i do it anyway. At least i will fail as a person who put some effort by trying.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

When you think Corona would stop some people from being stupid, i'm sure as heck your mind laugh and said "Yeah right". Turn out, you're right! That also include a crime that really make me shake my head. Although i rarely involve murder since its a bit too much, it will appear anyway if i deem their reason were kind of too much. I mean, will you kill your friend when you visit them and then served a cookie? They surely need proper boyscout training...

1. Serious Saw: while sometime its hard to get serious when situation demand it, i surely won't get over my head doing outrageous thing. Be it shouting at random people or flipping someone car. Or stealing a saw.
   
   This fellow are either dog crap crazy or losing a dare. Coming in like a wrecking ball only to steal a saw blade and put it down his pants...not sure what the hell and i wish i was kidding but i'm not. The dude steal a saw blade and put it in his pants. I don't know how he made that happen but sure enough he can't get away with that. However this might be the first crime where i seen the police had to extract evidence delicately...you know why!
   
   
   "I heard pleasure and pain goes hand in hand. I bet he shiver in excitement while praying he don't get hard at the wrong time"
    
2. Burning Passion: its easy to get carried away when we're on fire. Sometime we overestimate things, sometime we're gonna crash into anyone as we looking for source of water when things get a little bit too hot on our back.
   
   This curious dude seems eager to solve his problem by throwing a Molotov to a public restroom. Not sure why he got so angry with John and Joe but he surely not pulling punch as he got 3 of it for the restroom to burn. No victim inside because he considerate enough to wait until its empty before going ballistic. Turn out this dude just hate that place because people who visit there mostly people who love bent each other to the basin. If you know what i mean.
   
   
   "Yeah right. When you got problem, throw Molotov at it. Problem solved, and then we got different problem"
    
3. Grand Theft Uh-Oh Teenacity: one rebellious thing i do in my teen years is skipping class simply because i'm scared of getting punished by cleaning school restroom. Yes, that's how our education work here. Don't just let them wear dunce cape, make them act like one! Its metaphor mind you.
   
   Anyway, one thing you should NOT do when entering life of a crime is: One, never record your crime no matter how cool it is sounds. Two, never underestimate cop because they put their brain to crack you down especially when their rep are at stake. Three, never EVER leave a record of your crime on the car you just stole. Unfortunately, two teenager clearly way over their head as they stole a car for joyride and decide not to record their act. But instead they LIVESTREAM their foul and idiotic deed. They were arrested and look like flat tire after that.
   
   
   "Ahh, the joy of technology. When idiot who don't want to be called idiot showing of their idiocy for the world to see. Have my like for making me look smart!"
    
4. Daddy darling: i know the title would give away what am i talking about. Come to think of it, i never know how sugar daddy works IRL. Those Korean comics sure make it look like zap of life but i know better that life of sugar daddy are prone to FBI goose chase. You know what FBI i'm talking about.
   
   This daddy however, are a real dad to a daughter who work at strip club. Distraught by his daughter lifestyle, he decide to show her how disappointed he is. By bringing pipe bomb to where she work at. Suffice to say, her daughter embarrassment when her dad got caught is same as his embarrassment. 
   
   
   "Did that girl know that most woman who work at strip club most of the time are woman with cheap appeal? No wonder her dad goes all in!"
    
5. How To Play: when you join a game, know the rules. No matter what kind of games, there's always rules like what Jigsaw always said. If you want to enjoy it, then follow the rules. If not, its either you lose big and win some or lose some and still win some.
   
   These poor fellows of burglar clearly can't tell what to do when robbing a house with person in it. Police admit when they arrest them, they were prepared. They got wiring, lockpick, even some dummy slide card for whatever reason they take it with them. However it seems they don't know how to put one vital tool to keep the inhabitant of the house in line. Namely, their guns. The thief threaten to pull the trigger. The father and his son who just paid a visit at the time of the crime, won't have that and wrestle the guy. The son told the police the burglar has many open chance to shot them but they fumbled with their gun, resulting they were overwhelmed by enraged home owner and grounded. "Well no shit" said the son "They don't even know the gun were unloaded while the other one still has their trigger locked"
   
   
   "My words, i'm not sure if i should scold the crime stupidity or laugh at it. Because if i do the first, i might encourage killing while the latter would lead them being beaten black and blue!"

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Wise man once said, when you lose something, big boss upstairs gonna trade it for better one. I wonder, does it apply to a RP partner? Hmmmm~~~~

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Just let me cry for a moment. I'll be alright, just being in blue atm. I don't know why i even post this kind of thing but at least i'm doing this somewhere else where it have less chance to be found by others.

I'll be alright...

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I don't know how to put this curiosity of mine as status post since its rather odd thing to speak of. Anyway, if you happen to see this post and know the answer, please tell me; this curiosity is killing me.

Before i made this post, i read full history about Donner Party disaster. Yeah, that one involving so-called fast route, angry people, cannibalism and other stuff that you better read it yourself. I read it from top to bottom but one question still linger albeit ridiculous one. This is why i put it here instead on status out of fear people here get the wrong idea that i care about small thing rather than what transpire. So here goes...

Why those party don't resort to eating their mule/donkey before going extreme with cannibalism? I mean, sure the meat wasn't so great compared to beef and they're skinny too which don't promise a long run nourishment but, don't you find it strange why they refuse to eat it and instead letting them off the hook while eating the corpse of their companion which is against their idea? We got every answer but this one still elude me. Some said the mule meat is bad at the time, some said mule meat is not best choice at winter, some said mule was vital part of their travel but for all i can tell, or what every single history depict, those mule never mentioned until last moment, where every single person is hell-bent eating each other but never once think anything about eating those mule. Am i missing something? I already look up to many source but the result are various. I'm not American so i don't know the accurate answer for this strange circumstances. So please if you got the real answer for this, tell me.

I'm curious.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

"You know its such sad moment when you post something that make anyone happy, only to logout angry at the end of the day for whatever the reason"