Would you rather?

[Ari]

The rules of this game are simple 

you choose from the options presented to you.

death is not an option and neither is skipping. 

once you choose, you leave a “would you rather” for the next person 

i’ll go first;

Would you rather a handjob from Geodude or a blowjob from Charmander?  

[Kris Deactivated]

Blowjob from Charmander

A Red Tall Big Cock Oni but Submissive 

Or

A Blue Shortstake Small Cock Oni but Dominate?

[Nafarman]

A Red Tall Big Cock Oni but Submissive

Would you rather, get laid or play skyrim?

[Ari]

get laid.

would you rather have your significant other go through your phone/emails or never taste meals again 

[Nafarman]

My phone's password is 8574 my email password is !insertTheirName*(&(*, NOW WHERE'S MY SANDWICH?

After a party, Would you rather wake up next to the unpopular quiet kid of your class or the old janitor?

[Ari]

def the quiet kid.

would you rather get stung by a hive of bees or wax your sensitive areas?

[Ari]

28 minutes ago, Kris said:

Blowjob from Charmander

A Red Tall Big Cock Oni but Submissive 

Or

A Blue Shortstake Small Cock Oni but Dominate?

id pick the short stack cuz dom me

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Wax my sensitive area

Would you rather gouge out your right eye or snip off the tip of your tongue? (I know, a little brutal)

[IsabellaRose]

gouge out my right eye because then I can be the cool pirate lady with a selection of fashionista eye patches! Plus, I have plans for you and the tip of my tongue

 

Would you rather have a tattoo of Kristen Stewart permanent and unremovable on your forehead, or eat nothing but marzipan for the rest of your life?

[MsCassy Deactivated]

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gouge out my right eye because then I can be the cool pirate lady with a selection of fashionista eye patches! Plus, I have plans for you and the tip of my tongue

Would you rather take a bath in gray dye or be showered with super glue and glitter?

[IsabellaRose]

super glue and glitter! That reminds me of a body paint thing I did for an outdoor concert ages ago... granted, it was easier to wash off than superglue, but still. Who wouldn't want to be a naked glitter fairy?

 

...and since you skipped my question , I'll ask again:

Would you rather have a tattoo of Kristen Stewart permanent and unremovable on your forehead, or eat nothing but marzipan for the rest of your life?

[Nafarman]

You drive a hard bargain... I would rather cut my head off than having that tattoo and I hate Marzipan, wayyy too sweet for my taste.

To pick one of them though, yeah... I am going with Marzipan and the high blood pressure it's gonna bring me.

Would you rather, service a turtle or get serviced by a shark?