TheShyestGuy

Wait, what the hell?! Is she holding my hand?! [Male playing Female or Male for Any playing Male or Female] So, what's this play about? Inspired by this oddly wholesome meme a friend shared with me, this roleplay involves the monster under your bed getting romantic with you. The monster can be male or female, but the only thing I ask is that, if the monster is male, the human is female, and if the human is male, the monster is female. In this universe, monsters and fantasy creatures exist, but are typically at odds end with humans in general at most times. They tend to live separately, but at the same time, some humans allow monsters to live in their homes for a sort of symbiotic or parasitic relationship to take place. For example, some may allow dream demons to sleep under their bed and give them nightmares in exchange for being able to stay up later and stave off sleep longer without the typical consequences of insomnia or a poor sleep schedule, and some may allow things that are essentially the equivalent of the Keebler Elves to live in their pantries in exchange for rent being paid in cookies. In my case, one of us would be playing the dream demon, and one of us would be playing the human. The dream demon of our story is one who doesn't want to follow the typical norms of the relationship, as they don't like the fear they bring to their human. As a result, they end up making contact that they aren't supposed to by holding hands, and bring their human pleasant dreams instead. This act is essentially such an unspoken taboo that they're not even aware that this was possible to begin with, and once they begin sharing it, everyone is suddenly trying to replace her as his demon, coming up to him in public and asking if his productivity is where he'd like it to be, and if he wants a newer and more skilled dream demon. Their human would refuse every request, however, enjoying the good dreams that they give, and in due time, an actual relationship bond would form. They'd start holding hands while their human was awake, and eventually they'd even be welcomed to sleep in their human's bed with them. That sounds really cute! Got anything else to explain? ... Nope! I wish I did, but this is all my brain could come up with for now! If people need explanations, they're welcome to ask me for clarification in the comments, though~!

Well that's a peculiar title! So, what's this all about? Have you ever stumbled across the phrase "Magically Appearing Furniture Brand Furniture™" and wondered what it means? Or, do you already know what it means, and wonder why I bring it up? Long story short, Magically Appearing Furniture Brand Furniture™ is just when someone roleplays a couch into existence, but given a canon presence. Some kind of magical force delivers a comfy chair right to your ass just before you drop far enough that your center of mass shifts you into a hard thud on the ground or floor. That doesn't explain anything, Beezechorgar! Shush, let me cook bro, I'm getting to that. So, you know the world in SpongeBob SquarePants that's a white void, and when Squidward says "Alone!" it conjures up physical words in the atmosphere? Well, think of a plane of existence similar to that. I still don't follow... You start off in a blank, white void. If you're like me, one of your first thoughts is how damn blinding it all is. Within an instant, you're suddenly in the midst of a starry space scene. No planets in sight, no sun or moon anywhere to be found, and yet, it already feels a little more homey. What are you--? Shut! This is already getting too meta! Ahem. Anyways... You do come to realize, given time, that this world you're in, at least to some degree, has to have some level of sapience, as it understands your requests the exact instant you vocalize them, and begins bringing them into reality as soon as possible. In this case, it's not just that the world is your oyster, but seemingly an entire universe is, as it seems to bend to your every whim, giving you just about anything you could possibly want. This world can even conjure up people for you, but they're based almost exclusively on your own memory. Where will you go with this knowledge? What will you do here? Are there others here who are trapped like you are? Are you really trapped, or are all the folks back home the ones who are really in a cage? Wait... Isn't this just Rose Quartz's room from Steven Universe? If you want to dumb it down to the absolute bare basics and get rid of a lot of the nuances I have planned, then yes, on the most fundamental level, it does share a fair few similarities with Rose's room. But I have a lot of stuff in store, and I've done this plot before! People have found love, people have found ways to communicate with the universe, people have even escaped the universal trap! What will you do?!

Testing, testing... Is this thing on...? What's a super-post? I didn't feel comfy calling it a mega-post because forum sites often call their pinned and/or important stuff by that name. (If what I've got for the name is still bad practice, please do not hesitate to let me know.) TL;DR: It's essentially all of the Canon X Canon and Canon X OC plays I'll do in a single post topic. So, what canons do you play in? Well I'm glad you asked! Have you taken a gander at the tags? If so, good! Notes: Unless otherwise specified, gender is assumed to be default. If you're unsure what a character's default gender is and it's not specified, please ask for clarification in the post's comments rather than ecchitext, and I can update the listings below. If a gender is listed as "A", that is short for "Any" and means I'd be willing to play them as any gender. If it's "Sm" it means "Shemale", "Cb" = "Cuntboy", "MtF" = "Trans Male to Female", "FtM" = "Trans Female to Male", "H" = "Herm", "MH" = "Male-Herm". If you ask for incest between any two canon characters, unless it's specifically listed below, I'ma break your kneecaps. No Sans x Papyrus, no Asriel x Toriel, no Kris x Toriel, no Izuku X Inko, etc. In regards to Canon X Canon, I'd be willing to play... Undertale: (A) Frisk X (A) Monster Kid, (M) Frisk X Toriel, (F) Frisk X Asriel, (A) Frisk X (A) Chara, Sans X Toriel, Papyrus X Mettaton, Alphys X Asgore, and the most plain ship Undertale has got, Alphys X Undyne. (I kid, I do really like them too.) Deltarune: (M) Kris X Catti, (F) Kris X Jockington, (M) Kris X Susie, (F) Kris X Susie, (F) Kris X Noelle, Susie X Noelle, Susie X Berdly, Spamton X (M) Blue Adison, Rouxls Kaard X Chaos King. The Owl House: Luz X Amity, Vee X Masha, Eda X Grunkle Stan (Crossover play with Gravity Falls). Avatar The Last Airbender: Sokka X Toph, Zuko X Toph, Aang X Toph, Katara X Sokka, and Katara X Aang. My Hero Academia (I have specific wants for all of these; please inquire within if any of them pique your interest): Izuku Midoriya [Deku] x Katsuki Bakugo [Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight], Inko Midoriya [N/A] X Toshinori Yagi [All Might] (I have a reason in mind for exactly why this might occur), Keigo Takami [Hawks] X Yu Takeyama [Mt. Lady], and Izuku Midoriya [Deku] X Ochako Uraraka [Uravity]. In regards to Canon X OC, I'd be willing to play... Undertale and Deltarune: I'd be willing to GM all of the game's main characters and go for a more story focused play. ("Main characters" for me is a pretty broad scope and extends to basically everything you can see outside of battle minus all of the monsters that only appear at the end of Undertale and all of the darkners that only appear at the end of a chapter before you seal the fountain since they are otherwise battle-exclusive. I also don't include secret event characters like Glyde and So Sorry.) I'd also be willing to give focus to one specific character for a more 50/50 smut/story play. The Owl House: I'd be willing to play any of the characters with an OC, with the exception that playing as any of the main kids would have me wanting to be their college-aged versions from the end of the show. Avatar The Last Airbender: I'd be willing to play any of the members of the GAang with an OC, as well as potentially some of the extended cast who makes regular appearances. Feel free to inquire within. My Hero Academia: I'd be willing to GM all of Class 1-A for a more story-focused play, as well as occasionally GM more of the other classroom students during in-story events. I'd also be willing to give focus to one specific character for a more 50/50 smut/story play. Edit 1: I've decided to just include the default genders of all characters I didn't mention outright. Undertale: (M) Sans, (M) Papyrus, (F) Alphys, (F) Undyne, (F) Toriel, (M) Asgore, (M) Asriel, (M) Mettaton. Deltarune: (F) Catti, (M) Jockington, (F) Susie, (F) Noelle, (M) Berdly, (M) Spamton, (M) Rouxls Kaard, (M) Chaos King. The Owl House: (F) Luz, (F) Amity, (F) Vee, (F) Masha, (F) Eda, (M) Grunkle Stan (Not technically a character from TOH, but canonically got laid by Eda, so it's funny to include the crossover). Avatar The Last Airbender: (M) Sokka, (F) Toph, (M) Zuko, (M) Aang. My Hero Academia: (M) Izuku Midoriya [Deku], (M) Katsuki Bakugo [Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight], (F) Inko Midoriya [N/A], (M) Toshinori Yagi [All Might], (M) Keigo Takami [Hawks], (F) Yu Takeyama [Mt. Lady], (F) Ochako Uraraka [Uravity]. Edit 2: Fixed a bunch of formatting shit because HOLY FUCK this was a word wall before. Hopefully this shit is easier to read now. (I also put ATLA back on the menu. You're welcome.)

I just got an interesting roleplay idea in mind, and would love to try it with you... [Male for Any playing Cuntboy] (A cuntboy is someone born with the typical female genetalia but growing with the typical male features otherwise, AKA a boy with a pussy who can get pregnant. You want good examples? Search up cuntboy or cuntman on rule34 or e621, I'm sure you'll understand what it is once you see it.) The gist of it is this: Your character would be a teenage cuntboy, meaning a boy with a vagina. My character would be a cis teenage boy. Your character is in their middle school/high school basketball team. My character is a new student who's a closeted gay and bicurious. My character decides to try out for the team to have an opportunity to see some penises. We end up in the changing rooms alone due to you training me later than everyone else, and I end up seeing your vagina. Some specific guidelines: You've gotta be alright with incest, because your character - the first of two babies - was put up for adoption under the assumption that he was a she. My character is your character's biological brother, but neither is aware of this fact. This can take place in the age before the internet, during the internet's infancy, or post-pandemic if you'd like, though I personally enjoy playing in the 2000s-2010s. If you're interested, you know what to do. Even if you think you may not be interested, feel free to do it anyways. My contact preference is around here somewhere.

Disclaimer: The options and actions of my characters aren’t reflective of my own. If one of my characters has racist views due to a plotline, I myself am not racist. Just because I play a peadophile character, doesn’t mean that I am a peadophile in real life. A little background: I have been roleplaying for over 10 years at this point. I am currently in my mid twenties and have been roleplaying since I was 12 or 13, but only started ERP once I was 19 and a half. I got involved in the ERP scene, ironically enough, through a Minecraft server of all things. My writing has gotten a lot better over time, and since I'm autistic and potentially have ADHD (undiagnosed as of yet), I tend to find it far easier to maintain focus on hyperfixations. Since story writing/roleplaying and random/useless facts tend to keep my attention for quite a while, I found myself soaking up knowledge about grammar and spelling like a sponge. Despite this, however, I am still human, and have my own idiosyncrasies I deal with on the daily basis. One of those idiosyncrasies I deal with and can't prevent is formatting quotes the wrong way since I think they look better with the punctuation outside in certain cases. Restrictions: I absolutely refuse to do any kind of scat play, play involving physical harm/injury to a major character and/or major character death by unnatural causes, (by extension) any types of vore that could harm the prey, and anything involving the really harsh dom type characters. Plots: I am not in any plots as of the time of editing (7/16/2024 at 3:10 PM UTC) Opened Private Roleplay Ads: I combined all my previous posts into one super-post, which you can view here. If you'd rather view them individually instead, see below. [Male playing Anything for Anybody playing Anything] Particular interest tonight, so it's possible that nobody will indulge [Male 4 Anybody playing a Cuntboy] Another interesting idea I had... [GMPC Playing Canon 4 Anybody Playing Anything] A roleplay super-post [MpF/M4ApM/F] The monster under my bed is my partner?! [MpM/F4ApF/M] A loving mom/son (or bro/sis) secret romance! [MpM/F4ApF/M] "I don't play video games no more, I never play video games!" [MpFu4ApA] "The love of pregnancy, as a concept..." [MpM/F4ApF/M] Tribal girl hijinks. [M4ApM] The cutest boy. [MpF/M4ApM/F] "A newform roleplay with the cliché Poké-bae" Opened Public Roleplay Ads: I do not have any opened public roleplays as of the time of editing (7/16/2024 at 3:10 PM UTC) Closed Roleplay Ads: (Private) [GM 4 Any] "Hellooooo...? Is anybody theeeeere...?" (Private) [MpM/F4ApF/M] "It's a long story..." Extra Information content: My closed roleplay ads may not be closed forever. If you follow this page for updates, you can see when my ads open and close. Currently involved Roleplays: I have no currently involved public roleplays and multiple private roleplays as of the time of editing (7/16/2024 at 3:10 PM UTC) Extra notes: Anything I haven't added a listing for is something I'm unfamiliar with (with the exception of Female Domination and Male Domination, as I'm just unsure where I stand on those). I highly prefer private roleplay over EcchiTexts rather than any other medium. You may receive a reply if you don't contact me via EcchiTexts, but don't expect to roleplay via that mode of contact.