Rucio, Emperor of Cheese
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Everything posted by Rucio, Emperor of Cheese
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Things not to say during or just after sex.
Rucio, Emperor of Cheese replied to Tema's topic in Forum Games
"Martha, get me the shotgun! We got some green alien freak in there!" -
Why didn't you offer?
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Granted, but they fall off. I wish people's bodies would stop falling off.
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Granted, but the hospital is so broken down and dangerous that it's considered a death sentence to be sent there. I wish I was a hentai protagonist.
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Umm... No thanks.
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If EcchiDreams Were a Family...
Rucio, Emperor of Cheese replied to SMFoxy's topic in Random Chit Chat
I honestly am terrible at this so probably that one brother who hides in his room to play video games and only leaves to eat, use the restroom, bathe, do chores and go to work, otherwise hiding. Of course, if someone came into my room, I'd love the company... -
Granted, but now everyone looks like John Malkovich. I wish I had $600.
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Yes. Honestly I'll live in my car if I have to. Veey few people I love anyways, because narcisissm is amazing like that. Huh. Pretty shitty narcisissm, I guess. Would you become the protagonist of your favorite hentai if doing so made it so grimdark that it made 177013 look like a children's book?
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Cumming lava
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Harder, Master!
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LeonaFair died of overstimulation.
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Isabella died due to an overdose on pizza.
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Japanese Pornography
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Your lack of a power has a lack of a drawback, but due to having no power whatsoever, you are considered too bland and as a result cannot find a job outside of retail. Pyromancy, please.
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Honestly... I can confidently say I have yet to be cornered once in my life, which is an impressive feat. Like, wow. That can't be right. There must have been one instance. When was the last time you beat a boss in a video game so fast it made you wonder if there was a second phase?
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It's time we broke up... With the last poster.
Rucio, Emperor of Cheese replied to Tema's topic in Forum Games
I'm sorry, I'm not in the most emotionally stable place right now and your insistence that I play Mario Kart is not helping. -
They're Lego swords (as in Lego Brand, the tiny ones that fit in Lego people's hands) and they can only move a maximum of 5 miles per hour, which is lowered based on how many swords are airborne. Every time you flip a coin, and it lands on heads, you get 100 dollars, regardless of context.
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Buio died from wishing they were in the last video game they were in. They forgot it was Dark Souls.
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wetnoodlestuff died due to consuming too many wet noodles and having his lungs filled with them.
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Street Sex
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Blackberry Café (OOC)
Rucio, Emperor of Cheese replied to Neptune's topic in Blackberry Falls's Roleplaying Topics
And of course, if he finds out about her debt, and if he spins it right, using her as well, I assume? -
Blackberry Café (OOC)
Rucio, Emperor of Cheese replied to Neptune's topic in Blackberry Falls's Roleplaying Topics
Ah, so like using her as a sort of middle woman in finding out who is both in debt and has any record of indecency at the college? Certainly sounds interesting, but if I'm misinterpreting it, please tell me.- 526 replies
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Rucio, Emperor of Cheese replied to Neptune's topic in Blackberry Falls's Roleplaying Topics
I must say, Lydia seems quite nice. Aaron will have to be incredibly nice to her, or pay off her college debt (or both, probably) to convince her to be as obedient as he would like... Though perhaps he might make an exception with her, as she is older. He might give her the option, considering.- 526 replies
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Rucio, Emperor of Cheese replied to Neptune's topic in Blackberry Falls's Roleplaying Topics
I will keep Sophia in mind, with the flattening debt, thank you. A teacher would certainly be interesting... Aaron might be able to spin it around, give the teacher a laid- I mean, paid lesson... -
Blackberry Café (OOC)
Rucio, Emperor of Cheese replied to Neptune's topic in Blackberry Falls's Roleplaying Topics
Alrighty... A certain Aaron Cote is going on patrol for some college girls in debt... Anyone in crippling debt looking for a way to pay it off by any means possible?
