Manni

What's lenny face? Never heard of it.

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LOL. Okay, I need to contribute to the topic somehow...so...hmm... Personally I think that the assumption that retail price = total cost of production is an invalid one. In a related note, price does not equal quality.

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You forgot the 'YOU DIED'. Minty Souls?

SMFoxy self KO'D due to someone going ARA ARA on endless loop.

SMFoxy gots killed not by my pet dinosaur but by someone going ORA a lot.

The power to draw on the power of video games...Made by a game company run by a megalomaniac who uses immortality hack and wants to kill you. ^ Present season of Kamen Rider.

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Well, gender identity is one of those things that's more fluid and complex than a binary system gives it credit for. I'm of the stance that, no matter what identity one ends up as by choice or circumstance, one's moral standing as a human is unaffected. EDIT: The Q stands for queer which has been redefined by the LGBTQ+ community as being a gender identity that is not heterosexual but not any of the other identities listed.

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Hello! Just seeing if anyone still here!

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Welcome to EcchiDreams, Plutia! I take it you have played a certain series of games on Playstation?

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Mario series: The whole game. LOL.

Location: Reception, Naughty Cow Dairy. David lost track of time as he waited to be called in for the interview, the few minutes that he actually waited felt much longer. Fortunately, for everyone, David had calmed down enough for the interview to take place without fainting. Thank goodness for that. He was still a bit nervous, for certain, but at least it was a manageable kind of nervousness. It was the kind of anxiety anyone would feel in the same situation. At least he wouldn't make a fool of himself straight away. That much David was certain of. When Alvina called to him, saying that the 'big boss' was ready to see him, he nodded to Alvina and got up off the seat he was sitting on. Looks like this was it, he was really going to have this interview! And to think this was really just a 'dare' he found himself in that he had to fulfil. If he somehow got through this, he would have to remember to give his friend a good talking to. The fact that they managed to put him this situation was not something David liked, at least at the moment. Well, the cute elven receptionist was nice but he couldn't be sure what would happen next. Taking a deep breath, he approached the door with the CEO's name on it. Though it had no last name on it, he wondered if the boss was related to the girl up front. Or perhaps that was just him making an assumption. He knocked on the door, hoping that this would alert the person that he was coming in. Though he doubted he would be a surprise. After all, the receptionist would have told them he was here already.

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Fortunately for both of them, David was not about to hyperventilate though he did look a bit pale probably feeling rather nervous. Honestly, it wasn't just the prospect of the interview that made him nervous though. The fact that there was a cute elven girl standing not that far in front of him and was talking to him didn't help. Of course, he could NOT TELL how old she was. With elves, as far as he knew, someone like him wouldn't be able to tell how old they were by just looking. As he was thinking about all this, Alvina went and got him a cup of water. He noticed that she had moved, when she came back holding a cup of water. Was he looking that bad? There were not any mirrors he could look into to see his condition. He certainly did not feel sweaty or hot. He was just..stressed. He carefully took the cup of water, trying not to make any weird moves...or moves that would be considered untoward. "Thank you." David said, managing a clumsy smile. He took a few moments to drink the water out of the cup before heading towards the seats to sit down, as the girl suggested. She seemed to be a rather nice person though it still didn't make it easier for him to deal with. It took a little bit for him to get some measure of composure back. As he waited, he started to think about the ad that brought him here. To him, it was odd that the exact details of the product he was meant to be tasting was vague and the name of this Dairy...was odd to say the least.

Historically inaccurate battles with giant enemy crabs that actually did not happen in ancient Japan... Or in other words, old memes.

Me: What kind of moves are those? Kung-shit?

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