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During: Your sister was right... you DO make the exact same face as your father when your orgasm!

During: Shit, mom is home!

Wonder Twin powers... ACTIVATE!

Did I tell you my Aunt Bertha died in this bed?

Stuffed peppers!

Izanagi made sure to keep himself quiet and paid close attention to Deadrin as his friend explained, in great detail, what had happened while he was still sleeping. Apparently a god decided to interfere in the mortal world, but not directly. Giving Deadrin a supposed explanation about what might happen in the future, which sounded like all too convenient from Izanagi's point of view. All of that sounded like some sort of prophecy and, in his experience, Izanagi had reached the point of not believing is those anymore. In his opinion, they are nothing but convetional bullshit to make people believe that something will happen regardless of their

Before: Oh you look so much prettier then your sister. After: Your O face makes you look like you had a stroke.

Afterwards: Oh look the condom broke

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No, no, not like that... you're missing the... OW! Not there... oh just move over and let me do it myself. Sheesh.

"The maggots really add to the experience"

"So this is what it's like having sex with a human!"

Granted... but then she runs off to put her mouth on someone elses' instrument. I wish barbecue sauce stains came out easier... or that six year old children didn't throw barbecue sauce covered food while tantruming.

After: I never knew missing children could be so sexy

THIS IS MY FINAL ATTACK!

WHY DIDN'T I LEVEL UP?! WHY?!

*triggered* although yes..... they are cute. but they're so not gay...... dude! I was going to post this video a little while ago but my internet spazzed out. "It's CountDankula on YouTube, everyone should subscribe." - Alex Jones.

I'm breaking up with you because you better off as antagonist character than partner!