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Rucio, Emperor of Cheese

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  1. Granted, but you can't take any breaks for any reason, and have to masturbate until 8:00 PM as intensely as you can. I wish I was a decent human being.
  2. Sure. I'm a pretty lazy person as is, so if they wanna watch me beat it to tentacle hentai while eating microwave popcorn, by all means. Would you press the button to gain the power to literally piss actual molten gold with no harm to yourself, but at the cost of shitting regular bricks?
  3. No, mainly because the world is in a bad enough state as it is that the world ending isn't much of a downside in my eyes. Would you press the button if everybody in Detroit, Michigan immediately died a horrible painful death, but you got cake?
  4. You lust too much for those pixels. I understand hentai is tempting but I even brought you food and you didn't even say hi to me. I'm sorry, it's over.
  5. They got too lusty for pixels.
  6. Granted. It's child porn. I wish this wish wasn't a throwaway.
  7. As the tired simp that I am, probably offer them a spot next to me and fall back asleep.
  8. Goddamn, MILFs fucking shotas! I guess I shouldn't be surprised you got access to the BLANK, but why did you put it into BLANK?
  9. You're too accepting of how hard I simp for you. Where's the challenge if you just willingly accept me!?
  10. ... Wow. I thought fucking a cactus was the least enjoyable thing ever. Guess I was wrong.
  11. If you don't masturbate at least once, you'll never be able to cum. Ah, yes, the Blank-inator 9000, capable of making a single person Blank in less than half a second!
  12. Jizz Napkin
  13. Granted, but it's all monopoly money. I wish I was a hentai protagonist.
  14. Granted, but they get replaced by someone who has the same qualities that made you want to erase them in the first place. I wish I could come up with a better wish.
  15. Location: Blackberry Falls Public Library The most interesting thing in the world is how people will actively seek out the deepest corners in a building for "isolation", and be surprised when they are cornered in that exact spot. On a normal day, this place would have been the last building you would find a certain Aaron Cote III, but then again, what constituted a normal day was quite flimsy in a continent with actual kitsune and the like. There was one target on his mind, today, however, and that was the instructor known as Lydia, thankfully easy to identify by the ungodly stack of books over in the furthest corner of the library. Now the hard part, navigating this dank hellscape. A good 15 minutes later, Aaron had decided that whoever designed this library needed to be punted off a blimp directly into Mount Vesuvius, and their charred corpse immediately put into a hydraulic press, so as to never create another abomination such as this horrid building. Nevertheless, he had finally made it to the corner of the woman he had only heard rumors of, making a point to look directly into those piercing green eyes. Damn, she could have easily passed as a student, which worked out pretty well for him. "You must be Lydia Cransworth... Doing a bit of research, I see. They have those quiet rooms if you need a dedicated space for this, unless you like random men walking up to you and making snide comments about the stack of books." The former stockbroker would open with an intentionally jumbled sentence, figuring that forced awkwardness would be the easiest way to get the ball rolling. God, had it really been long enough since his last "excursion" that he had lost the groove? Well, there was always time to practice, and it just so happened to be now. Taking a seat across from the history instructor, he would begin reading the spines of the books, admittedly curious as to what had brought her here.
  16. Oh dear god I didn't reply I feel like such an ass now after all the trouble we went through I'll try to get started on a reply the second I finish this homework and actually eat holy shit I need to eat okay whoops
  17. How does my piss look? Oh damn, it actually is more effective than a block of cheese up my ass.
  18. How many cocks did you put in this blender last night!? I dunno, but at least the chicken seemed alright.
  19. Did you enjoy the suppositories I got you? Those were supposed to go on the shelf, not in your armpit.
  20. Stop creaming my ass! Do you remember where they (blank) the (blank)?
  21. Well, that's all the time I've got. I gotta get back to playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf on the Nintendo 3DS
  22. A public library sounds like the most logical choice. It would require them to be quiet, and is private enough that he would be able to reveal his knowledge of such topics without any real risk.
  23. Let's assume I didn't take literal months to reply to this and say that that sounds like a wonderful idea. Is there a specific place you think they should end up meeting?
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