Exhibit One!

[Manni]

Narrator: This, is history. Sometime before 2014, in the town of Headfi... Where the pricier headphones got pricier, and were artist endorsed headphones ruled the streets. There was one headphone which was destined to bring back the balance between cost and sound quality...

SR-009: "I don't know who this headhone is, but I want him and his frequency graph, DEAD!"

Narrator: Every flagship wants a bite of him...

TH-900: "How can such a lowlife touch us, the expensives?"

T1: "He is never gonna replace me! NEVER!"

HD800: "No one leaves without a treble-spike...."

Narrator: He is... HE-500!

*Explosion*

HE-500: "I didn't choose this... I didn't want to be a hero..."

Cue soft audiophile piano music

Modded T50RP: "HE-500 this place need you. I need you. Before I met you I was a lowlife ortho, but you showed me, you showed all of Headfi, that this place can be something different. We can ALL have a balanced frequency graph."

HE-500: "Baby, I'll make Tyll measure you all night long..."

Modded T50RP: "Oh you mad dog you!"

*Explosion, HE-500 walking away*

Dramatic high paced movie music

???: "He is no match for me... Don't worry SR-009, I've dealt with his kind before..."

Modded T50RP: "No! Don't touch me! Leave me alone!"

Empty streets. HE-500 walks in front of a building.

HE-500: "Set her free! It's me you want! Come out you coward!"

Voice from building: "So, you've come at last, HE-500...."

HE-500: "I know this frequency response... You are..."

LCD-2 walks out of the building

HE-500: "My nemesis..."

Evil deep laughter from LCD-2

Narrator: THIS SUMMER, a headphone world you have never experienced. HE-500, with help from his brothers HE-400....

HE-400: "YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA, did someone drop the BASS on this place or what!?"

Narrator: ...and HE-6...

HE-6: "Isn't there any bar in this god forsaken place with power enough to drive me...?"

Narrator: ...will he be the one headphone to save Headfi-town?

Epic fighting between HE-500 and LCD-2, THD shootout 

LCD-2: "You'll never have my bass!"

HE-500: "You're just angry because you can never get any ladies without a mild treble-spike"

LCD-2 and HE-500 running against eachother

LCD-2: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"

HE-500: "HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*BOOM*

"Trouble in Headfi-town"

Coming out on cinemas in June...