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[Cool Manington]

Greetings, friends.

 

Help yourself to some hot cocao and join me around the hearth as I tell you my tale.

I hail from a distant planet; far, far beyond your stars. 

Many eons ago, when chocolate was salty and bacon was sweet, I had a marvelous vision.

In this vision, I saw a land where flowed rivers of delicious honey...

A land where the sun always shoneth...

A land filled... with adorable catgirls. 

 

I awoke from my slumber and knew, right there and then, my purpose: I would find this place, this paradise, this oasis, and make it my home.

I vowed I would not rest until I reached it. I would face any obstacle, pay any price... I would let nothing get in my way, nothing would stand between me and my destiny.

And so, for millennia, I travelled the galaxy. I knew not where to go, but I had faith the spirits of my ancestors would guide me.

I fought off giant space crabs, space pirates, robots... giant robotic space pirate crabs, and more. Heck, the things I've seen would've driven any other man insane.

Even now, they give me nightmares.

 

But I had something to cling onto during those horrible, horrible years; and now I know, it wasn't for nothing.

 

tl;dr Hey, nice to meet ya'.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[SMFoxy]

Greetings, Cool Manington.
What a unique introduction. xD
I look forward to seeing you around ED, and if you need any help with our confusing Earth ways, don't hesitate to let me or any other member of staff know; we're always happy to help if we can.

Sweet Dreams~

[Neptune]

That has to be one of the most interesting and unique introductions I have ever seen. Thanks for that :D 

Welcome to EcchiDreams! It's really good to see you here with us to enjoy our little corner of the Internet. If you need any help, or have any questions please don't hesitate to contact a member of staff. We're more than happy to help you.

[Cool Manington]

1 hour ago, SMFoxy said:

Greetings, Cool Manington.
What a unique introduction. xD
I look forward to seeing you around ED, and if you need any help with our confusing Earth ways, don't hesitate to let me or any other member of staff know; we're always happy to help if we can.

Sweet Dreams~

Watashi wa pai ga daisuki.

21 minutes ago, Neptune said:

That has to be one of the most interesting and unique introductions I have ever seen. Thanks for that :D 

Welcome to EcchiDreams! It's really good to see you here with us to enjoy our little corner of the Internet. If you need any help, or have any questions please don't hesitate to contact a member of staff. We're more than happy to help you.

Please be gentle.

[Novaer]

1 hour ago, Cool Manington said:

Greetings, friends.

Help yourself to some hot cocao and join me around the hearth as I tell you my tale.

I hail from a distant planet; far, far beyond your stars. 

Many eons ago, when chocolate was salty and bacon was sweet, I had a marvelous vision.

In this vision, I saw a land where flowed rivers of delicious honey...

A land where the sun always shoneth...

A land filled... with adorable catgirls. 

I awoke from my slumber and knew, right there and then, my purpose: I would find this place, this paradise, this oasis, and make it my home.

I vowed I would not rest until I reached it. I would face any obstacle, pay any price... I would let nothing get in my way, nothing would stand between me and my destiny.

And so, for millennia, I travelled the galaxy. I knew not where to go, but I had faith the spirits of my ancestors would guide me.

I fought off giant space crabs, space pirates, robots... giant robotic space pirate crabs, and more. Heck, the things I've seen would've driven any other man insane.

Even now, they give me nightmares.

But I had something to cling onto during those horrible, horrible years; and now I know, it wasn't for nothing.

tl;dr Hey, nice to meet ya'.

~Gives Cool Manington 1,500 EcchiCredits~ That is a very good tale. Thank you, that made my day. 

Welcome to EcchiDreams, I sincerely hope this is a place you call home, and that it's what you're looking for. As SMFoxy and Neptune have said we're happy to help if you have any questions or issues with our community, all you need to do is but ask. Take care and I wish you an, albeit belated, happy new year. 

[SMFoxy]

27 minutes ago, Cool Manington said:

Watashi wa pai ga daisuki.

I... also like breasts very much?

[Rachel Chan]

Welcome nyaa~! ^-^

For that amazing introduction I can see that you are a veteran in RP XD

[Cool Manington]

4 minutes ago, Rachel Chan said:

Welcome nyaa~! ^-^

For that amazing introduction I can see that you are a veteran in RP XD

Stop, you're making me blush.