Kinds of people I, a new RPer, dislike.

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Ok to preface this, I’m a new RPer. I’ve only begun in the last 2 weeks or so and have done a couple RP’s now and I just wanted to list the kinds of people I dislike and stuff I noticed.

 

This post is gonna be similar to the “Advice on how to not sound creepy” thread that got huge on here, as this was originally going to just be a response to that thread which became so long that I thought it’d be better to make it it’s own post!

Also if you’re reading this and you’re RPing or have RPed with me don’t worry this isn’t a post attacking you, and hell if I decide to continue RPing with you that probably means you aren’t one of these people lmao

First kind of person I don’t like, impatient people! Most people on here are really, really horny. I mean obviously, it’s ERP right? But exceedingly horny. A lot of people seem to treat you like you’re supposed to provide them the erotica they want and when you don’t respond immediately they spam you or get upset at you as if you don’t have a life of your own! Please people! Be considerate, people have lives and responsibilities, if someone you’re RPing with doesn’t respond to you quickly/immediately they’re probably fucking busy!

 

Second kind of RPer I don’t like are people who just go with motions during sex scenes! A lot of people tend to just go “I put my pp in and put my pp out your vagina”, I see it to be a lot more common with male doms rather than anyone else, but please for fucks sake be descriptive! I’m someone who writes extremely descriptively, I’ll describe the motions, the feelings of the character, how the char interacts with the setting/nearby scenery, and then I get a response that’s just 

“I stick my big dick in your vagina.

 

“Omg!!1!1!1! You are so tight!!!!!”

It’s super annoying and makes me reluctant to RP with you in future. Just because you’re a dom doesn’t mean you get to put in zero work into the RP and have me string you along the entire time.

 

The third kind of RPer I don’t like people who put no character into dialogue. One of the main points of ERPing instead of just watching porn is the characters, you can have any character play out any scene and because all of RPing is words you have to put character in dialogue, you have to have a fundamental understanding of how a character acts and how they would speak and what they’d say. Like let me demonstrate this imagine (bear with me) a Sonic X Mario RP:

”Mama mia sonic! You’re-a blue dick is so big-a!”

”Heh…Thanks Mario! Be glad cause you’re about to see why they call me the fastest thing alive!”  
 

That’s an RP that’s in character for both Sonic and Mario, now imagine that without character:

”Wow sonic your dick is blue and big

 

”thanks man”

 

Yeah that’s not nearly as good. I mean, the other one isn’t good in the first place but still.

 

 

The fourth kind of RPer I don’t like are the creepy flirters! Don’t flirt with me just cause our characters are fucking! Please don’t call me ‘sexy’ or ‘hot’ when you have no fucking idea what I look like and we literally just met like 10 minutes ago!

 

The fifth kind of RPer I don’t like are the pushy people! Don’t push your fucking kinks on people. Like, some mfs on here need to learn how consent works, like if I tell you “no I don’t want to play X fetish” don’t go “but why??? I really wanna do X fetish :(((((“ No is no, don’t try and push your fetishes on people or guilt trip them when they don’t wanna do it.

The final kind of RPer I dislike are kinkshamers! Don’t fucking kinkshame people, you’re a dick if you do. I really don’t care if your kink is wholesome sex or gay furry fart fat inflation, as long as your kink/fetishes don’t actively hurt real people, go ahead. 

Please add on in the comments if you have your own bad experiences with people when RPing, please don’t fucking name people though, I do not want any witch-hunts/bashing people!

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"wow sonic your dick is blue and big"

"Thanks man"

Has me fucking rolling

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Lmfao “mama Mia a sonic my a spaghetti is a falling”