TheShyestGuy

Mom, can we have Gardevoir ERP? We have Gardevoir ERP at home. (Gardevoir ERP at home: *insert cringe-worthy cliché ERP with Gardevoir here*) [Male playing Female or Male for Any playing Male or Female] So... wait a sec. Is this another cliché Gardevoir roleplay? No! No it is not! Despite the title, I very much want to do something more unique with the concept! (Also, as with other posts where I say that each player can be either binary, the plan is for the Gardevoir to be a female, and for me to play as the Gardevoir - however, switching which characters we play is also fine, so long as their genders/sexes remain intact. AKA, you can be the Gardevoir instead if you'd like to be, but the Gardevoir should always be the female.) ... okay, you've piqued my interest. What about this makes it different? Well, first and foremost, I'm not gonna focus heavily on characters being overtly smutty! We're gonna focus a bit more on the story than the sex, and really get into things with this! (And yes, I did mean to say "overtly"! Overtly and overly are both different words which mean different things! "Overtly" means openly or obviously, emphasizing clarity and transparency. Example: She overtly expressed her disapproval. "Overly" means excessively or too much, highlighting an extreme degree. Example: He was overly concerned about the minor details.) The second thing is that I want to adopt ideas from both the anime and the games! In particular, I might adopt some anime-exclusive locations into the roleplay, but overall, the world itself will focus a bit more on gameplay aspects! (It could also end up referencing some more or less obscure bugs, glicthes, and cheats, like areas such as the Mystery Zone and Glitch City, glitch Pokemon like MissingNo. and the Pokemon fan-dubbed as Decamark, and even some more silly elements from time to time, like how Ash Ketchum walks diagonally in a YouTube Short by Gumbino!) Thirdly, and arguably more importantly than the first two, Gardevoir's ability to talk to her trainer won't be entirely unexplained like it is in some stories online! There's a whole backstory for how it came to be that I've got in mind, and I can explain it if you ask!

Mic check, mic check, one, two, a one two three four~! What's a super-post? I didn't feel comfy calling it a mega-post because forum sites often call their pinned and/or important stuff by that name. (If what I've got for the name is still bad practice, please do not hesitate to let me know.) TL;DR: It's essentially all of the roleplays I've previously posted, but narrowed down to a single post topic. What's this post for? Well, I had 8 open private roleplay posts at the time I made this. I wanted to add two more, but doing so would have made it so that I'd occupy two fifths of the front page each and every time I performed a bump. I'm sure that bumping 8 entire posts every few days was likely already annoying some people, so I'm effectively closing some of my other posts in favor of bumping here instead. I will still make other posts on occasion simply for the sake of ensuring they each get their own thread, but at the point where I would normally bump them, I will instead opt to add them to this and bump it again. Also, as a little addendum to this, every post that's listed here is opened for roleplay. If it's closed, I should remember to remove it, and on the off chance that I don't, I should still remember to edit the original post to reflect its status. If you see something listed here that actually says closed in the title, please don't hesitate to let me know. I'm only human, after all, and humans are prone to making mistakes from time to time. So, where are the other posts? Well, I'm glad you asked! Shush, I know you didn't really ask. As I said prior, there were 8 open ones at the time of writing this. As of the time of editing (12/23/2024 at around 6:58 AM GMT), there are 11 of them. The first post is here: Long story short, it takes place in medieval times and involves a slave being rescued by someone who then subsequently falls in love with their unique qualities. If that interests you, give it a further look. The second post is here: It, in essence, is a super-post of it's own, containing canon x canon and canon x oc plots involving fandoms such as Undertale, Deltarune, The Owl House, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and My Hero Academia. The third post is here: To summarize things here, a male with feminine genetalia (a "cuntboy") was put up for adoption at birth, and his adoptive family moved him quite far away. His biological parents then moved for their own reasons, and - purely by chance - his biological family ends up moving to the same town. Despite his biological brother's sexuality being hetero, he was unknowingly bicurious, and he began falling for his own brother, unaware of their true relations until they were too deeply in love to go back to how things were. The fourth post is here: I think the first actual explanation there does the post more justice than my summary could, so I'll quote it. "Inspired by this oddly wholesome meme a friend shared with me, this roleplay involves the monster under your bed getting romantic with you." The fifth post is here: TL;DW, incest focused roleplay involving a young boy learning about sex. The sixth post is here: More or less just a reprise of the second post, but focusing more exclusively around video games. (And I say "more exclusively" instead of "exclusively" since it also has a plot for The Amazing Digital Circus which is a show focused around the premise of a video game rather than an actual video game. XP) The seventh post is here: To summarize it briefly, this is a post about a demisexual/gray asexual futanari finding that she just doesn't find appeal in others so much as she finds appeal in the idea of just having a baby and making a family, so since she's genetically capable of doing that solo, she asks a doctor for assistance in inseminating herself with her own sperm. The eighth post is here: TL;DR, guy is given a tribal bride and takes her home, to which she settles into American life with ease and finds herself enjoying the internet and adopting an emo/grunge aesthetic from Y2K. The ninth post is here: Two guys from different cliques (a jock and a nerd) go to an event (or otherwise just meet somewhere social), with the second one maybe not being as much of a guy. Read more to find out why. The tenth post is here: TL;DR, Gardevoir ERP that doesn't suck. Give it a look if you're interested. Goblin finds and marries a human. What else can I say? So much else! Shut it, you're not even meant to be here. My own Mineta headcanon story. I'd try to summarize it, but the nuances are a bit too much. Give it a read? <3 So, is that all for now? Yup~! But, rest assured, as I make more posts, they will certainly get added to this one as well! Thanks for reading~!

Are you a he or a she? Human. But, are you a boy or a girl? I'm an adult. No! What's in your pants?! Underwear, duh! [Male for Any playing Male] So, what's this play about? A fairly masculine type - a jock, football player, basketball player, or etc. - meets up with someone of ambiguous gender - a nerd/geek who's practically socially invisible - at a party or an event of some sort, or perhaps at a cafe or bar. They look just feminine enough to pass as a girl, and the one who looks ambiguous is intentionally making it quite hard to properly gauge their sex, making jokes at the guy's expense, as he's visibly flustered, and the ambiguous one can tell that some conflicting feelings over just how hetero he portrays himself as publicly are going through his head. The questions he's giving ultimately culminate in a conversation about just daring to kiss and then telling the other if the kiss felt gay or straight once it was over with. If he says it feels straight, they'll jokingly shrug off that fact and go about the night without much happening for a while. If, however, he says it feels gay, we can effectively skip a bit of fluff and get right into the reveal - they're actually one of his classmates, and had dressed in female presenting clothing and put on makeup before attending the party both as a way to feel pretty and liked "for once in his life." That encounter with him wasn't what they were expecting, but was still absolutely enjoyable for them, and they're curious if it was enjoyable for him, too. TL;DR, two closet gays with opposing personalities and social circles meet at a party and become so attached that it's like there's magnets pulling their lives together in the best possible way. Awh, that's cute~! Can you share anything else? Nope, no spoilers! Hehe~! Hit me up if this interests you, and have fun~!

Hmmm... I wonder what this means...? [Male playing Male or Female for Any playing Female or Male] So, what's this play about? One of us would be playing a representative from the UN who was sent to study a tribal colony. Said tribal colony offers them a child spouse, and to avoid angering the tribe, as well as to get a story out about "rescuing" a tribal child, he accepts the deal. Said child is surprisingly verbal and well-versed in the English language, and upon bringing them home with him, they adapt fairly well to a more civilized life, quickly making an internet presence for themself and "dressing like the locals" by adopting a very Y2K grunge aesthetic, unaware that the style isn't quite "in" anymore in the year of 2040, as this play would take place in a theoretical future environment. Eugh... Does the tribal one have to be a child? Nah, not really. That was just the initial plan. For all I care, they can be 18 years exactly, or even the age of a college graduate who went to further education right after graduating. The part that matters most in this scene isn't the age, but the tribal aspects. ... anything else? Nope! Hit me up if this interests you, and have fun~!

"... is something that I simply can't shake, Doc... Can you help me?" [Male playing Futa for Anybody playing Anything] So, what's this play about? This play is focused around a futanari who is frustrated with trying to love others, as she's found that she's demi and gray aroace, and people trying to use her for a kink turn her off, but so do people who start off loving her as a woman and then leave when she's discovered to have more than the typical package. She hasn't found anybody to love her for what she is, really and truly, and after a time, decides that, since she has both parts, and both of them are functional, she's going to hire a personal doctor in secret to help her inseminate herself. P.S.: While I do say "MpFu" in the title, I don't have to play as the futa if you'd like to take up that role instead. The wording in this post, however, will continue to reflect this assumed position. What themes can I expect to see here? It depends on how gritty and/or realistic you'd like things to be. Is this a world with realistic doctors and medicine? She might be able to find a private clinic who can help her if she's wealthy, but if she's not, she'd likely have to sit in a crappy motel bed while somebody with rubber gloves messily lubes her up and pushes her tip down, giving her pain meds to help as much as they reasonably can without the proper tools. Is this a world where intersex conditions are fully accepted and auto-impregnation is a government sanctioned act? Have her be praised for her bravery and not hide that fact~! Is this a world where intersex conditions aren't even medically documented? Well, maybe there would be a risk of being kidnapped and placed into a freak show... ... anything else? Not that I can think of at the time of writing, I'm afraid. Feel free to hit me up!

"Well maybe just a little bit o' Fallout 4, but that's not a video game!" [Male playing Male or Female for Any playing Female or Male] (Referencing the song "Video Games" by Tenacious D) So, what's this play about? More or less, you've been isekai'd into a video game. We can go with one you know a lot about, so you can abuse the mechanics and have fun with it, we can go with a game that can be easily modded and focus less strictly on the in-built mechanics for a more fun route while stuff is still grounded, we can go full scorched-earth and base almost nothing on the real world implications and instead focus more on the play actually being in the lore of the world at hand vs. actually taking place inside of a gaming machine, or we can go with one you know almost nothing about on purpose if you want me to (more or less) casually explain the shit I know about it to you (since some of these games contain topics I heavily hyperfixate on). What games can I play in, then? Well, I've got a fair few, but some of them may not be quite to your liking due to the restrictions I place on some of them. 1. Minecraft. This one is a pretty heavy mix of headcanon lore and realistic game mechanics for me. I really like the idea that all of the 9 default skins are each characters with their own personalities and backstories in some regard, and that they all exist in some kind of secret shared world ran on Mojang's computers where they're always on an up-to-date version of the Vanilla game, so having someone else with a new name and the same skin, or someone entirely new otherwise, suddenly poke their head in and look around, may just startle them. I don't mind also altering that a bit, like making it so that the default characters do have a bit of freedom on where they can go and when they can visit, but - for the most part - are relegated to their little shared survival world. 2. Roblox. Yeah, yeah, cringe game full of kids and stuff. I won't be going that route with this - let me cook! Based almost fully on the retro aesthetic of the classic days, this roleplay would take place in a sort of hub that can take you to a bunch of other classic worlds, kinda like Roblox's "The Classic" event they had semi-recently, but far less shitty and taking you to games that are actually classics. This would follow a sort of run-down/abandoned vibe, like you're playing in a genuinely ruinous/unused part of the game that's not been seen in a long time. Slightly similar in vibes to the "Teeny Toys Exploration" ARG, which I highly recommend giving a watch if you've yet to see it, but following the game visuals part a little less strictly. Blocks, in this case, would actually be partially crumbled, have formed growths like moss/lichen, etc., making it more like a real-world sized build that had been abandoned, versus something at lego scale. This would make for an interesting change in games like Welcome to Roblox Building, where it is at lego scale by comparison, meaning that the ruinous nature of such massive walls could have a lot more changes to the environment than just the people-sized buildings being gone. 3. Club Penguin. Yeah, another kid's game. Again, let me cook! This would also vaguely follow a similar premise to the "Teeny Toys Exploration" ARG, but in this case, it would be closer to an actual experience of just being online while stuff is all meant to be offline. A bunch of missing or misplaced assets, some stuff being corrupted in various ways, meeting others only to find out that they're actually the game's mascots but with various things misplaced, etc. 4. Animal Crossing: New Horizons. I'm not quite as keen on this one, both due to how some people sexualize the characters of the game, and due to the fact that I've played none of the prior games, and my knowledge of their functions is patchy at best. I may make references to Mr. Resetti, or even potentially use him as a mechanic for a plot twist that changes things up a lot, but ultimately, this one is a little finicky for me. Basically, before you even think about reaching out for this one, read my preferences sheet first! If you don't, and I see even one kink that I find to be ick, we'll likely be done for a while! 5. Team Fortress 2. Disclaimer before you read any further: I have not read the comics, and have no reasonably priced resources to obtain said comics! Now, with that out of the way... I do know a fair bit about the mercs and their general personalities. That's not to say that I wouldn't potentially heavily butcher the way that they actually act, as ultimately, my own personality tends to bleed through into my writing from time to time, but I could play most of them fairly decently. That's honestly about all I've got to say for that one. Go nuts with the finer details if you'd like. 6. The Amazing Digital Circus. "But Guy, that's not a--!" "Shhh..." "But it's not--!" "Shhh, darling... Shhh..." Yes, I know this isn't a game. The world itself is based on video games, however, so I'm counting it, whether you like it or not. Now, given that this roleplay is based on an unfinished series, I will more than likely be interjecting bits of headcanon and theory into the mix. If you don't want that, and want to solely focus on how the story should actually go, reach out to me again when the series finishes so long as the roleplay is still open. If you don't care and wanna nerd out theorizing OOC with me as well, we can fuck around and have fun seeing how many of our predictions were actually right and how many were fucking absurdist bullshit. (I do this to have fun, and do not want to start arguments over headcanon and theory.) 7. Deltarune. Another unfinished thing. Same warning as TADC; I'm gonna use headcanon and theorize to make false future chapters based on information that we don't currently have. 8. Undertale. I'd also be willing to do AUs and fan games with this one. XP ... anything else? Nope! Feel free to reach out!

Ba ba baa baaaa, ba ba bah baaah, ba-baah, dadadadada dadadadaaah... [Male playing Male or Female for Any playing Female or Male] Yeah, I wanted to use that as a reference for the start. Ironically enough, no, I haven't seen much of the actual show. Not nearly enough to get why it's so iconic for some people. The roleplay's preface is just similar enough to get away with using that reference. So, what's this play about? As the name (and the yellow line at the top) suggests, this would be more of a recap of events played out by the both of us, rather than one true long-form story. Depending on your preference, I could play as the constant character, and you could play the one asking about how the other person met someone, as well as all of the interchanging characters, or we could do the inverse, where I'm the one playing the one asking how you met someone and playing all the interchanging characters. ... anything else? Well yes, but actually no. I wanted to write something else, and sat staring blankly at this screen for just over an hour while vibing to "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by NSP at 20% volume, before just giving up and realizing I couldn't think of anything else I could add right at this moment. If something comes to me later, I'll add it then. Edit 1: I still struggle to think of anything now, and the original idea is actually just fully lost on me, so I'm closing this. Sorry if this somehow interested anybody at all, because nobody sent me an EcchiText about it.