Fill in the blank(s).

[JennyDK]

Another easy game for you all to dive into.

Each post will have two parts:
1) your "completed" sentence from the second part of the last post.
2) Your next sentence with one or more blank spots to fill out.

Use whatever words you feel for.

I will of course start us off:

"I went to the (blank) to have my (blank) looked at".

[Lollipop]

"I went to the cleaners to have my socks looked at."

"I slammed my (blank) into the back of her (blank)."

[JennyDK]

"I slammed ass into the back of her hand"

"Help! I accidentally go into an accident with (blank) and now I can't feel my (blank)"

[aLittleCrow]

"Help! I accidentally go into an accident with a pencil and now I can't feel my eyes!"

"How do you know that (blank) has gone (blank)? They start rambling about (blank)"

[JennyDK]

"How do you know that wankers have gone mad? They start rambling about civil rights"

"Have you ever (blanked) at (blank) in the summer time? It is really quite beautiful"

[aLittleCrow]

"Have you ever masturbated at an open freezer in the summer time? It is really quite beautiful"

"Oh, so you're my (blank)? What do you want from me, then? (blank)?"

[JennyDK]

"Oh, so you're my gradnmother? What do you want from me, then? Incest?"

"They called us mad! They said we could never cross (blank) with (blank)! Who's laughing now?"

[aLittleCrow]

"They called us mad! They said we could never cross humans with popsicles! Who's laughing now?"

"You know that saying about 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger'? Well, I don't think that (blank) made me stronger."

[JennyDK]

"You know that saying about 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger'? Well, I don't think that crossdressing made me stronger."

"Allright! That's it! I have had it with (blank)! They're going to answer to my (blank) of (blank)!"

[aLittleCrow]

"Allright! That's it! I have had it with religions! They're going to answer to my book of infidelity!"

"You know what else is a lie besides the cake? (blank). They never existed, and you can't convince me otherwise."

Edited May 16, 2020 by aLittleCrow

[JennyDK]

"You know what else is a lie besides the cake? Women. They never existed, and you can't convince me otherwise."

"I know it. You know it. We all know it. (blank) is always a slippery slope leading to (blank)".

[aLittleCrow]

"I know it. You know it. We all know it. Writing is always a slippery slope leading to erotica."

"Have you've ever been so pissed at someone, that you want to (blank) their (blank)?"

[JennyDK]

( good one @aLittleCrow xD )

"Have you've ever been so pissed at someone, that you want to fuck their uncle?"

"You know you're (blank) when you just want to (blank) the next thing you see!"

[aLittleCrow]

"You know you're hungry when you just want to swallow the next thing you see!"

"Huzzah! We have defeated the Evil Lord of (blank) with our Glorious (blank)! History will praise our names!"

[JennyDK]

"Huzzah! We have defeated the Evil Lord of Peace with our Glorious Blitzkrieg! History will praise our names!"

"Must you do that inside? Stop (blanking) that (blank) or take it outside!"

[aLittleCrow]

"Must you do that inside? Stop fucking that shoebox or take it outside!"

"(blank) for sure is the best thing to do after (blank)."

[JennyDK]

"Lactation for sure is the best thing to do after child birth."

"For someone that (blank) you really don't know when not to (blank)!"

[aLittleCrow]

"For someone that lewd you really don't know when not to be serious!"

"I really like drawing (blank). It allows me to show the world my (blank)."

[JennyDK]

"I really like drawing turds. It allows me to show the world my mad skills."

"Once a (blank), always a (blank), is what I say!".

[nicjomo]

Once a mother, always a slut, is what I say!

 

Cindy always loved to BLANK her BLANK. Whenever she came home from school, she always did.

[JennyDK]

Cindy always loved to pummel her butt. Whenever she came home from school, she always did.

(blank) comes and go, but (blank) is forever.

[aLittleCrow]

Lovers come and go, but blackmail is forever.

There's only one thing that humanity will never be able to ruin - (blank).

[JennyDK]

@aLittleCrow Good one! xD

There's only one thing that humanity will never be able to ruin - crucifixion.

When all is said and done, you can only really trust (blank) with (blank).

[nicjomo]

"When all is said and done, you can only read trust hookers with pepperidge farm cookies."

The best laid plans of BLANK often go BLANK.

[JennyDK]

The best laid plans of incest often go sour.

If you can't (blank) them, (blank) them!