Guilty or Not Guilty

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. How awkward it is to try to be funny when you're put on the spot. 

 

The next person has been told no one will talk to them because they're intimidating.

[Reasoned]

Not guilty. I was the one not talking to anyone because I was anxious.

 

The next poster learned how to twerk.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. That kind of movement is not something I can do.

Next poster can play an instrument.

[KittyB00]

Guilty, I can play the piano. 
 

Next poster thinks IsabellaRose is Hot. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty, but I'm not alone.

Next poster thinks the hot old man trend is, well, well past it's prime. The pun was free, so I don't want to hear about it.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I love me some hot old men

 

The next person has been called a MILF or DILF

[KittyB00]

Guilty though more along the lines of Dommy Mommy more than Milf. The worst part I’m not even a mom.

Next Poster is an awesome person<3 

[IsabellaRose]

I want to say guilty but... let's say I'm trying to be guilty.

 

The next person has had an amazing meal out recently.

[KittyB00]

Guilty I went to McDonald’s for 40 piece chicken nuggets. Nods I know I know everyone is pretty jelly about that. lol 

Next poster talks during a movie 

 

[IsabellaRose]

Only guilty when I'm home watching one of my favorites and reciting the lines... or watching something terrible and giving it the MST3K treatment.

 

The next person has shushed someone in a movie theater.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. Way to shy to shhh instead I’ll just talk shit about that somebody to whoever I was with. 
 

next poster have touched or been touch while watching a movie. 

[IsabellaRose]

ugh. I feel called out. Guilty. More than once, even. I gave a blowjob in a theater once, way in the back row, but I was terrified of being caught the whole time and probably did the worst job ever.

 

The next person has performed some kind of sex act in public. 

[KittyB00]

Freakin guilty. My best friend and I on the beach it’s even worst cuz her little brother was the one that caught us.

Next poster goes up to a fast food menu and says “give me second” then proceeds to order something they get everytime. 

[Rexyon]

Guilty, I am not a very confident public speaker. I am also the kind of person who will recite what they are going to say like 12 times in their head before reaching the counter, getting the question and my head going blank.

The next poster also mentally recites what they are going to say several times before saying it.

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. I hate public speaking, but I have to do it all the time for work. I still get nervous leading up to it, but once I'm going I do okay now.

 

The next person likes having people watch them.

[Calphur]

Guilty(?)! I don't really normally enjoy being watched, but as long as I'm mentally prepared for it I can be in the right mindset and have a fair bit of fun with it. Usually during presentations which are very common in my academic environment or during formal events.

 

The next person enjoys pineapple pizza, methinks.

Edited November 10 by Calphur

[KittyB00]

Not guilty pineapple doesn’t belong on my pizza. Not a bitch about it if others enjoy it. Just not for me. 
 

next poster touched or has touched somebody else in the bathroom. 

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. Private bathroom and public. It sounds more exciting than it was, but that's probably true with anything if you only give it a high level description.

 

The next person can drive a stick shift.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. I can also drive a "three on the tree" for y'all olde enough to know what that is.

Next person loves coffee but a avoids Starbucks.

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. Unless someone got me a gift card, in which case, free overpriced burnt coffee. 

 

The next person has a favorite book they've read more than twice.

[KittyB00]

Freakin guilty. I’m rereading all of Percy Jackson’s series.

 

next poster dated somebody that their parents didn’t approve of. Ya rebel. 

[IsabellaRose]

I'm pretty sure that's everyone I ever dated, so GUILTY.

 

The next person had to hide that they were dating someone.

[KittyB00]

Freakin guilty. It was my best friend and I on the beach. lol 

next person enjoys baths more than showers. 

[Reasoned]

Guilty but only if I have the hour to spend there. 
 

The next poster found out the hard way how not to microwave an egg. 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. To the best of my knowledge there is no right way to microwave an egg.

 

The next person loves to dance.