Push The Button

[Pixel]

No, out of sight out of mind.

Would you push the button for the greatest three course meal you'll ever have, but all the food you ever eat after will never taste as good as it did before?

[Jjhlamazing]

No, would you push a button if you ended up having a threesome with whoever you wanted, but uncle Joe always was in the background watching with a pack of popcorn, not even the good stuff either

[Pixel]

I don't know who Uncle Joe is but if I had a threesome with Alexandra Daddario and Anya Taylor Joy I wouldn't pay attention to anything outside of that bubble. Hooboy. Push that button tenderly.

Would you push the button if you could sleep with anyone you wanted - after Uncle Joe did?

[Jjhlamazing]

Oh fuck yes I would- sleeping with Jeffrey Dahlmer would be such an honor I swear  push the button roughly

anyway would you push the button if you could play your favorite game of all time or any game you wanted to but every time you left to do something it erases all your game data but if you fuck the controller it gives you some of your data back

[Pixel]

... I... I guess I would warily push the button? Depending on the game? If I lost my 99 luck Yuffie I don't know what I would do.

Would you push the button if you could have any one thing you wanted any time you press it, but a random planet in the universe explodes?

[Jjhlamazing]

Does the earth count?

[Pixel]

A random planet in the universe is the term.

[Jjhlamazing]

So not the earth, got it

[Pixel]

Earth is a planet in the universe.

[Jjhlamazing]

Ye but not earth so

anyway would you press a button if you could get free bitches for life but some guy named Jeff watches you from that point on

[Pixel]

I get free bitches for life anyways without Jeff. So, nah. Sorry, Jeff.

Push the button and lightsabers become real

[Jjhlamazing]

[Jjhlamazing]

Push the button and anime girls become real but so do anime villains

[Pixel]

Anime villains ain't even shit. Yare yare dezu. Waifu time. 

Push the button and every sandwich you ever make will be heavenly, even with the simplest ingredients... But only to other people.

[Jjhlamazing]

I like pleasing other people, time to sandwich press the button but every time you press it any waifu you’ve ever fucked turned to a sex toy, they can be reverted if you can make ‘em cum tho

[Pixel]

I don't get it

 

[Jjhlamazing]

Me either dw

[IsabellaRose]

I don't think I'd press the button because I don't understand what would happen. 

 

Would you press the button if every time you did you had the best orgasm of your life but it always involved a creepy sad clown in some way?

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Would you push the button if you could have sex with whoever your heart desired.....but they always smell like fresh shit?

[SpinMaster]

Hard pass. My nose is sensitive and I couldn't concentrate.

Would you push the button if you could be Isekai'd into your favorite setting with your ideal harem, even though your pet peeves would physically manifest as antagonists?

[Pixel]

Slam it. I'm imagining it to be like silent hill but the monsters are just pitiful and mildly irritating. If I can handle the manifestations of my mind's deepest and darkest illnesses and secrets, I can handle someone backing up into parking spaces or putting bread in the freezer.

You can have your ideal self image become reality, but you will live with a single chronic, non-terminal illness for the rest of your life. Push it?

 

[SpinMaster]

Ez clap that button. My illness is an eating disorder, so I would constantly obsess about eating and would want to keep eating food, having snacks all around. Yet, I don't gain a pound, because my ideal self-image involves me being handsome, physically fit & healthy, and intelligent. Hell, I could make my own damn food and not care about the nutritional content. Also my digestive system would always be working perfectly, so going to the bathroom would never have problems.

Would you push the button to bring any artwork you wanted to life, even if it meant you were as vulnerable as paper?

[Pixel]

If YOU we're as vulnerable as paper, or if the living artwork was?

[SpinMaster]

1 minute ago, Pixel said:

If YOU we're as vulnerable as paper, or if the living artwork was?

if YOU, the pusher, were vulnerable.

[Jjhlamazing]

That would be a lot of hentai…and I think of myself as being likable so no one would hit me, plus if I get wrinkled I’ll just straighten myself out so push the button.

would you push the button if you could die, but when you push it it makes your body into a cupcake with your ashes as sprinkles?