Yes, No, Maybe

[Pixel]

I'll call it a maybe. I dunno how nudist communities work but it seems harmless, and staying for free? Woof

Would you eat bark off of a tree if you were starving in the woods?

[IsabellaRose]

Maybe? Is it nutritious, or am I just trying to get some fiber so I can stay regular?

 

Would you skinny dip if your crush was doing it?

[Pixel]

Yes. laughing, playing, getting into mischief together- these are the things that I live for. Also, have done it more than once. She was really special tho, too...

Would you spike a punch bowl at a party?

[IsabellaRose]

No, having been the unwitting victim of someone spiking a drink, I wouldn't do that to anyone else.

 

Would you change all the adult diapers in a nursing home to save your true love's job?
^{(I don't know... maybe your true love works at the nursing home... just go with it.)}

[Pixel]

... *sigh*

Yes. I would do anything for someone I love, even if it causes me misery

Would you let a single section of a firecracker explode in your closed fist?

[IsabellaRose]

No, that sounds painful and scary. I know a guy from high school who did that with a M80, which I believe is like a 1/4 or 1/8 stick dynamite when he was in college. Drugs were involved, from what I understand. He lost three fingers and broken most of the bones in his hand. He was an art major. I have no idea what ever happened to him.

 

Would you eat something to which you are mildly allergic (breakout in hives, itchy, irritation, but not actually life-risking) if it were presented with joy and pride as part of a traditional meal by your new boy/girlfriend's family?

[Pixel]

I don't have food allergies, thankfully, but that also means I don't know what the allergic reactions feel like. But, on principle I would say no, they have to understand that some people have allergies and shouldn't be offended, as I'm refusing for my health and not because I'm picky. Plus, we can miss the allergic reactions questions and guilt they would feel making me feel obligated to partake.

That's honestly a hairy one. Damn... Is what she said.

Would you chug an entire Dr pepper, no pausing, for the joy of it and nothing else?

[IsabellaRose]

No, I don't drink soda. I haven't had soda in over a decade.

 

Would you take the "Limitless" pill and give yourself heightened mental capacity even if you knew you'd end up with all the side effects?

[Pixel]

Having seen the movies and watched the show, I... Probably would not.... More than a few times....

Would you take a job as an engineer in space going to a station that put out a distress signal?

[MsCassy Deactivated]

I'm gonna have to say....

Would you allow Ra's Al Ghul to train you like he did with Bruce Wayne?

[Pixel]

Not if I'm gonna be mentally fucked up into procreating with his daughter. So let's say maybe. 

If you lost one sidekick, would you just adopt another on repeat like Batman?

[Nafarman]

No. It's never the same, the trust is never there as much.

Would you volunteer to be a test subject for bio-mechanical enhancers? (e.g. Cybernetics)

[IsabellaRose]

I mean, ultimately it depends on what's being enhanced, but probably... I mean, shit, yeah. I'd 100% go crazy cyborg bitch.

 

Aliens have made themselves know. They've sent a specific sample of their DNA and a map of the DNA of one, specific human. When the worldwide test goes out, it ends up being YOUR personal DNA sequence. The aliens want you, specifically. Right before you are scheduled to meet them, their language is translated and they want you to procreate with the representative that they're sending. Would you agree to fuck the alien, without knowing anything about what it looks like?

[Pixel]

Yolo. Commander Shepard that shit. But what does the alien look like, out of curiosity?

Would you suck the venom out of a snake bite on your friend's ass?

[IsabellaRose]

Yeah, sure, why not? Saving a life AND I get to put my lips on dat ass? WIN-FUCKING-WIN.

(I dunno about the alien - maybe just an amorphous blob with tentacles and random weird openings with teeth? Maybe something that adapts to the mental images you project of your own desires to become your perfect mate?)

 

Would you pity fuck someone who asked for it even though you weren't super attracted to them?

[Pixel]

(oh man... Dat alien.... That's much better than the fucking shoggoth you were describing before )

Mm... Conditionally. Provided my heart isn't with someone else, and it's someone I care about. I think back to firefly where Mal slept with Inara's friend and she said that she was happy someone could bring her comfort (even though it killed her to think about). Out of pity, no. But to comfort them in a lonely time, I would. I don't think pity and compassion are quite the same thing. So, maybe.

Would you offer yourself up as a meal to a starving group on a deserted island?

[IsabellaRose]

Nope. I want to live too much. Besides, I'm 95% sure someone else on that island would have more meat on their bones than me, and if you're going in on cannibalism, you might as well get a choice cut of prime human instead of some scrawny chick.

 

Would you shave your eyebrows off for $1k if you weren't certain they'd grow back?

[Pixel]

Maybe. Only if my kid was hungry and I was VERY desperate for scratch.

Would you let a lover with no experience try to cut your hair, just for fun?

[MsCassy Deactivated]

No. Just no.

Would you let me take you out on a date? I'm paying~

[Pixel]

Yes, but I'm buying dessert. If you play your cards right you might even end up in a sweaty, gasping heap of yourself by the end of the night.

Would you always make sure to return the shopping carts to their proper places instead of leaving them in the middle of the fucking parking lot?

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Hell yes, because that's just lazy and fucking rude. Go to pull into a spot...AND LOOK! Some lazy fuck couldn't walk a few extra feet to put the damn cart away (something a rage about every.single.time.)

Would you go in someone's yard and untie their dog who was cold, dirty and starving?

[Pixel]

No, because I would handle it the right way and report it so the owner is charged with animal abuse. Pupper would be okay. Probably get it something to eat before then though.

Would you volunteer for testing experimental tech that projects thoughts as an image?

[IsabellaRose]

Wow, um... yes, maybe? Those would be some weird-ass sexy cosplay superhero cyborg dragon D&D erotic images though. I'd probably give the researchers monitoring my projected images heart failure. So maybe, no. I don't want to be responsible for corrupting / hurting innocent researchers.

 

Would you volunteer to be the model in a hands-on sex education course where everyone got to try things with you but you just had to sit there without doing anything back?

[Pixel]

Maybe, if I'm desperate for human interaction and not feeling very alive.

Do you believe a person can really start over for themselves?

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Maybe, if they are willing to put in the effort.

Have you ever loved someone from a distance?