Charm With Haiku

[JenLyra]

 

So I've decided to remake it, and this time actually have a topic in mind. Instead of just saying random things, poetically charm the person above you. Compliment them in anything, and if you have never spoken with them just make something up with what you do know! Here's an example;

Tema sure scares me
But they have a heart of gold
Thanks for being awesome

 

For those who don't know, Haikus are a type of poem where you only have 17 syllables, 5 on the first line, 7 on the second, 5 on the last line.

For example;
As (1) stated (2) above (2) = 5
Reply (2) with (1) only (2) Haiku (2) = 7
Lets (1) see (1) what (1) you (1) got (1) = 5

There are syllable counters on the internet easy to find

[KanTheKnight]

Jen makes me flutter

Above the skies she shines

She tastes like butter

[JenLyra]

Kan you fit deez nuts...

I'm sorry I won't go there

Cause you're pretty chill

[KanTheKnight]

Yes I can fit deez

So dont test me please

Nuts shall size decrease

[Aura]

4 hours ago, KanDaKnight said:

Yes I can fit deez

So dont test me please

Nuts shall size decrease

You can count to five

But seven is far away

Keep trying, darling~

[JenLyra]

Staff interaction?

Always a darn good feeling

Plus you count quite well

[KanTheKnight]

My counting is not bad

Our counting is the same, so sad

I at least am rad

[JenLyra]

One two three four five

Get yourself some better eyes

Oops that's not a charm

[KanTheKnight]

Fine I have new eyes

This time my Haiku's correct

Can I join your bed?

[IsabellaRose]

whisper not sweet words

into my ear lest you make

this girl wet for you

[Aura]

If you're wet from that

Can you even imagine

What is next to be?

[IsabellaRose]

sometimes the softest

touch can cause a reaction

deep within this girl

[Aura]

Sometimes the softest

Is all that needs offering

Why not come and see?

[IsabellaRose]

your soft ways entice

bringing joy to all senses

what more shall you bring?

[Aura]

From soft touch to heat

Sensations for all senses

See, smell, feel it all

[KanTheKnight]

Like the moon you shine

Caressing my heart with light

Aura I want you

[Aura]

I am over here

If you want me, come get me

Be warned, I can bite~

[JenLyra]

Ooo getting kinky

I should steal Aura away

But then be wholesome

[KanTheKnight]

You can't steal my bride

I will whack you in the head

Leave you stunned instead

[Aura]

Now, now, no fighting!

There's enough of me for all

Come and take your share~

[KanTheKnight]

I dont like sharing

I want admin mommy love

Credits I must earn

[JenLyra]

I agree with you

But you may keep them lewdly

I only want games

[KanTheKnight]

I got a fun game

Its beating your meat for fame

Want help? No homo

[JenLyra]

I am intrigued now

Give me all of the details

But I don't need help!

 

[Aura]

2 pounds of ground beef

Hit and kick with all your might

Your meat has been beat